[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Have you already forgotten about those photos we took on my cell phone?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

You realize I could sue you for defamation of character, right?

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

How would that help? They'd then accuse you of being a fornicator, and in the eyes of God fornicators aren't much better than sodomites.
Galatians 5:19-21 19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9-11 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
1 Thessalonians 4:3-4 3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication: 4 That every one of you should know how to possess his vessel in sanctification and honour;

What you should be doing is finding yourself a wife, not a whore.
1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


As for me, I know just where I'm headed. I don't want to drag an innocent young man like you down with me. Anyway, I'm so calloused that Satan's tallywhacker will have no effect on me.


Go out and search for a wife.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I'd be happier with you not publicly defaming me by trying to make people think I've done some infernal sex act with you!

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

How DARE you say such a thing?

I am a True Christian™!

Sorry, I shouldn't have called you 'big boy'. Would you be happier with 'little boy'?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

You have quit the habit of sodomy through the power of Christ Jesus? Congratulations!

I don't think hooking up with this lunatic skank would be a wise choice, however. Even if you were to marry her, her constant begging for anal sex could cause you to backslide. Tread with caution!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

Wow, you're really eager to burn in Hell, aren't you?

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Oh yes you do, big boy. Remember me in your bathrobe - it had your name written on it.

How DARE you say such a thing?

I am a True Christian™!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Sorry Marko. I missed this.
I can do basic meals, but I'm not a cordon bleu chef.

Overcooked steak = black eye

That's all you need to know about cooking!

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

If you are here to introduce yourself, so answer this simple question:

Can you make food?

If there is something you do not understand in the question, please tell. We all are here to help you.

Sorry Marko. I missed this.
I can do basic meals, but I'm not a cordon bleu chef.

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I'm quite certain I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, harlot.

Oh yes you do, big boy. Remember me in your bathrobe - it had your name written on it.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

That's not what you said to me last night.

I'm quite certain I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, harlot.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

If you are here to introduce yourself, so answer this simple question:

Can you make food?

If there is something you do not understand in the question, please tell. We all are here to help you.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Do I look like a bulldyke?

He said you smell like one, slut. A discerning Christian can detect the stench of a bulldyke remotely.