[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I think you could be dangerous. I expect we better just go on and burn you at the stake.

Why? I'm a whore, not a witch.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I go to whichever church my lover of the day takes me.

Oh, so you are going to Hell (Deuteronomy 23:17).

My mother introduced me to the Bible and Jesus when I was but a toddler.

Doesn't count. You're going to Hell (Acts 8:36-37).

Married? No! Marriage would severely disrupt my lifestyle.

Then you're going to Hell (Genesis 2:24).

And no children.

Which means (surprise, surprise!) that you're going to Hell (1 Timothy 2:15).

My mother has no idea who my father is, so how can I have his permission?

Which means, again, that you're going to Hell (Deuteronomy 23:2).

Gosh, that was easy!

I guess I won't be wasting my time praying for you, dear.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

My mother has no idea who my father is, so how can I have his permission?

I think I might know who your father is. Does this guy look familiar at all?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Why? I'm a whore, not a witch.

Deuteronomy 22:21

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I think I might know who your father is. Does this guy look familiar at all?

I don't think so. My mother was engaged to a man at the time of my birth, but swears that she was a virgin. She said that this type of conception had happened once before.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I don't think so. My mother was engaged to a man at the time of my birth, but swears that she was a virgin. She said that this type of conception had happened once before.

So you're the younger daughter, and your mom had both of you before getting married?

Well, after all, Hell has to be populated by somebody, so I'm sure you'll have a great family reunion down there!

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Do I smell a bulldyke?

Do I look like a bulldyke?

[Roland]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Do I look like a bulldyke?

Google shows bulldykes wear blue dresses. Since you are wearing red, I guess at least you don´t dress like a bulldyke. I´m a bit naive in these matters though so don´t pin me down on this. Then again, I wouldn´t mind it if you were a bulldyke.


Elizabeth Whitney (Bulldyke Chronicles)

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Your mother lies and you lie and your father is the Prince of Lies.

Get thee hence, demon!

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Your mother lies and you lie and your father is the Prince of Lies.

Get thee hence, demon!

That's not what you said to me last night.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Do I look like a bulldyke?

He said you smell like one, slut. A discerning Christian can detect the stench of a bulldyke remotely.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

If you are here to introduce yourself, so answer this simple question:

Can you make food?

If there is something you do not understand in the question, please tell. We all are here to help you.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

That's not what you said to me last night.

I'm quite certain I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, harlot.

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I'm quite certain I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, harlot.

Oh yes you do, big boy. Remember me in your bathrobe - it had your name written on it.

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

If you are here to introduce yourself, so answer this simple question:

Can you make food?

If there is something you do not understand in the question, please tell. We all are here to help you.

Sorry Marko. I missed this.
I can do basic meals, but I'm not a cordon bleu chef.