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  • Aholibah
    Unsaved trash, eating grubs in a cave
    • Mar 2015
    • 24

    #16
    Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    I think you could be dangerous. I expect we better just go on and burn you at the stake.
    Why? I'm a whore, not a witch.
    Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12993

      #17
      Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

      Originally posted by Aholibah View Post
      I go to whichever church my lover of the day takes me.
      Oh, so you are going to Hell (Deuteronomy 23:17).

      My mother introduced me to the Bible and Jesus when I was but a toddler.
      Doesn't count. You're going to Hell (Acts 8:36-37).

      Married? No! Marriage would severely disrupt my lifestyle.
      Then you're going to Hell (Genesis 2:24).

      And no children.
      Which means (surprise, surprise!) that you're going to Hell (1 Timothy 2:15).

      My mother has no idea who my father is, so how can I have his permission?
      Which means, again, that you're going to Hell (Deuteronomy 23:2).

      Gosh, that was easy!

      I guess I won't be wasting my time praying for you, dear.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #18
        Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

        Originally posted by Aholibah View Post
        My mother has no idea who my father is, so how can I have his permission?

        I think I might know who your father is. Does this guy look familiar at all?

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #19
          Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

          Originally posted by Aholibah View Post
          Why? I'm a whore, not a witch.
          Deuteronomy 22:21
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Aholibah
            Unsaved trash, eating grubs in a cave
            • Mar 2015
            • 24

            #20
            Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            I think I might know who your father is. Does this guy look familiar at all?


            I don't think so. My mother was engaged to a man at the time of my birth, but swears that she was a virgin. She said that this type of conception had happened once before.
            Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12993

              #21
              Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

              Originally posted by Aholibah View Post
              I don't think so. My mother was engaged to a man at the time of my birth, but swears that she was a virgin. She said that this type of conception had happened once before.
              So you're the younger daughter, and your mom had both of you before getting married?

              Well, after all, Hell has to be populated by somebody, so I'm sure you'll have a great family reunion down there!
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Aholibah
                Unsaved trash, eating grubs in a cave
                • Mar 2015
                • 24

                #22
                Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                Originally posted by CleanForChrist View Post
                Do I smell a bulldyke?
                Do I look like a bulldyke?
                Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.

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                • Roland
                  Obese Swedish Meatball
                  Delusional Forum Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 2193

                  #23
                  Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                  Originally posted by Aholibah View Post
                  Do I look like a bulldyke?
                  Google shows bulldykes wear blue dresses. Since you are wearing red, I guess at least you don´t dress like a bulldyke. I´m a bit naive in these matters though so don´t pin me down on this. Then again, I wouldn´t mind it if you were a bulldyke.


                  Elizabeth Whitney (Bulldyke Chronicles)
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #24
                    Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                    Your mother lies and you lie and your father is the Prince of Lies.

                    Get thee hence, demon!
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                    • Aholibah
                      Unsaved trash, eating grubs in a cave
                      • Mar 2015
                      • 24

                      #25
                      Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Your mother lies and you lie and your father is the Prince of Lies.

                      Get thee hence, demon!
                      That's not what you said to me last night.
                      Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.

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                      • Witch Hammer
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1717

                        #26
                        Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                        Originally posted by Aholibah View Post
                        Do I look like a bulldyke?
                        He said you smell like one, slut. A discerning Christian can detect the stench of a bulldyke remotely.

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                        • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2014
                          • 709

                          #27
                          Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                          If you are here to introduce yourself, so answer this simple question:

                          Can you make food?

                          If there is something you do not understand in the question, please tell. We all are here to help you.
                          PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                          Revelation 21:8

                          Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                          Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #28
                            Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                            Originally posted by Aholibah View Post
                            That's not what you said to me last night.
                            I'm quite certain I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, harlot.
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                            • Aholibah
                              Unsaved trash, eating grubs in a cave
                              • Mar 2015
                              • 24

                              #29
                              Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              I'm quite certain I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, harlot.
                              Oh yes you do, big boy. Remember me in your bathrobe - it had your name written on it.
                              Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.

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                              • Aholibah
                                Unsaved trash, eating grubs in a cave
                                • Mar 2015
                                • 24

                                #30
                                Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

                                Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                                If you are here to introduce yourself, so answer this simple question:

                                Can you make food?

                                If there is something you do not understand in the question, please tell. We all are here to help you.
                                Sorry Marko. I missed this.
                                I can do basic meals, but I'm not a cordon bleu chef.
                                Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.

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