[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Sorry Marko. I missed this.
I can do basic meals, but I'm not a cordon bleu chef.

Overcooked steak = black eye

That's all you need to know about cooking!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Oh yes you do, big boy. Remember me in your bathrobe - it had your name written on it.

How DARE you say such a thing?

I am a True Christian™!

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

Wow, you're really eager to burn in Hell, aren't you?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

You have quit the habit of sodomy through the power of Christ Jesus? Congratulations!

I don't think hooking up with this lunatic skank would be a wise choice, however. Even if you were to marry her, her constant begging for anal sex could cause you to backslide. Tread with caution!

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

How DARE you say such a thing?

I am a True Christian™!

Sorry, I shouldn't have called you 'big boy'. Would you be happier with 'little boy'?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I'd be happier with you not publicly defaming me by trying to make people think I've done some infernal sex act with you!

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

as an ex-gay i'm glad you are here! welcome to the forum! i am in need of a female to prove my heterosexuality. would you be interested?

How would that help? They'd then accuse you of being a fornicator, and in the eyes of God fornicators aren't much better than sodomites.
Galatians 5:19-21 19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9-11 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
1 Thessalonians 4:3-4 3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication: 4 That every one of you should know how to possess his vessel in sanctification and honour;

What you should be doing is finding yourself a wife, not a whore.
1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


As for me, I know just where I'm headed. I don't want to drag an innocent young man like you down with me. Anyway, I'm so calloused that Satan's tallywhacker will have no effect on me.


Go out and search for a wife.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

You realize I could sue you for defamation of character, right?

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Have you already forgotten about those photos we took on my cell phone?

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Sorry Marko. I missed this.
I can do basic meals, but I'm not a cordon bleu chef.

If you can not make food...Then what use are you?

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I can show you in person what I'm not only useful for, but very good at

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Young lady, the Department of Faith already knows your IP address from there, all my lawyer needs is to subpoena your ISP and get your true identity. I'd really hate to have to get a judge to issue a temporary restraining order to prevent you from further defaming me.

[Aholibah]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

Young lady, the Department of Faith already knows your IP address from there, all my lawyer needs is to subpoena your ISP and get your true identity. I'd really hate to have to get a judge to issue a temporary restraining order to prevent you from further defaming me.

They may be interested in your closet. I heard a lot of banging in there and a sort of muffled crying. I don't suppose you have a lady bound and gagged in there, do you?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, you gorgeous young men

I don't suppose you'd like to stop derailing this conversation and get back on track to discuss things that are real, such as Jesus and His incomprehensible willingness to save your worthless soul?