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Hello everyone. My name is Sally Westfield. I'm a married (I have my husband's permission to use this website after finishing chores) Christian woman. I pray at the Carey Baptist Church. I am a full time housewife. Me and my husband have one child, who is 6 years old later this year. If I have missed any important information in this introduction, feel free to ask me. I will gladly answer then I will ensure that my husband gives me a strict flogging as punishment for my inferior womanly mind.
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Originally posted by SallyWestfield View Post
Dear Sally,
How nice to see a meek woman among the harlotry teenagers who harass us. Your hometown seems to be a hazardous place for believers. As you did not post your favorite verse I suggest this one, as it describes your situation quite well, doesn't it?
2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Thank you Elmer for your feedback. I will make sure I receive a stern beating as punishment for failing to provide this information. My favourite verse is: Titus 2:4
"That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children".Comment
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Why are you living in godless England? What does your husband do? What's his favorite pie? Do you have any teeth at all?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hello Pastor Ezekiel. Me and my husband were considering moving away from England but decided to stay since my husband has been quite successful in converting Godless sodomites and atheists into Christian brethren. My husband is a school teacher, which makes it very easy to turn Godless English children into true Christians. My husband likes many different pies, if I had to guess I would say that his favourite is my home-made potato and butter pie. I do have most of my teeth remaining, only two have fallen out so far.Comment
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Welcome, Mrs. Westfield, and you simply must share your potato and butter pie recipe! That sounds so delicious! Is the amount of butter you put in set in stone, or can you add more butter to make it even more tasty? What type of crust do you use for it?Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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I've never tried it with different amounts of butter so I can't say for sure, but I would assume that adding more would indeed bet nicer. I normally just use puff pastry to make it.Comment
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How do you prepare the potatoes? Are they mashed with the butter added? Or do you just boil them?Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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I normally just slice and boil themComment
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Welcome Mrs. Westfield
Tell me all about your husbands thoughts on the Bible. Please do not embellish or as you brits sat 'prattle' on about anything not in the Bible. What God thinks is all we care about. Has he considered relocating to the US of A where real Christians are?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Mr Hutchins, I apologize for my useless rambling. My husband has considered moving to the USA, but our pastor informed him that English children are much easier to indoctrinate into our glorious faith.Comment
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Hello Mrs. Westfield.Originally posted by SallyWestfield View Post
Tell me about the sin. Is it your sin, or your husbands, or maybe your parents or grandparents, or grandgrandparents. And what horrible sin that is?
I mean - why do you not get children?PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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A good question, Brother Marko. And whenever someone says they have a "child", I can't help suspecting that it's a girl.
But welcome to our friendly forum, Sally. I notice that you use the phrase "Me and my husband" as the subject of a sentence in two of your posts. Is this usual in the local Reading dialect, or are you originally from a Cockney-speaking region? We welcome diversity here, but do not be surprised if people who speak proper American sometimes misunderstand you.
Remember 1 Corinthians 14:27-28. But as long as there is someone like me here to interpret, you should be fine.
Subject, of course, to 1 Corinthians 14:34.
Please be careful about using the word "indoctrinate". Landover Baptist teaches. We are not some amoral cult, like Cathlics, Jehovah's Witlesses and Wiccans, indoctrinating our children (or anyone else's).
Yours in Faith,
JoannaVaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Welcome, friend!
What's your favourite Biblical verse?
Brother Marko, you ought to make a post. Your post count spells the Devil's number; I was forced to immerse my phone in Holy Water after seeing it, and it seems my laptop will go the same fate. Cast the devil out of your profile! Let 1 Peter 5:8 guide you!Psalm 27:4 One thing have I desired of the Lord, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the Lord, and to enquire in his temple.Comment
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THANK GOD BROTHER CLEAN!!!Originally posted by CleanForChrist View Post
THANK YOU FOR WARNING!
But...wait a minute... what water? YOU ARE CATLICK???PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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