Love the book, still waiting for part two.

[Impala 67]

I’m a former member of the ‘Hydrophobic Church of John the Baptist’ but found there teaching a little to dry for me.
Then I found this lovely forum of ‘Landowners Baptist Church’ and I knew I found the right place with my faith in the good book.
My favorite must be the book of Genesis. All that work in seven days without a boss to push or nag you? That is commitment!
I just know the next books will be awesome with all that doomsday and afterlife waiting for us.

JHL

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Of course you mean, all that work in six days, right?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I’m a former member of the ‘Hydrophobic Church of John the Baptist’ but found there teaching a little to dry for me.
Then I found this lovely forum of ‘Landowners Baptist Church’ and I knew I found the right place with my faith in the good book.
My favorite must be the book of Genesis. All that work in seven days without a boss to push or nag you? That is commitment!
I just know the next books will be awesome with all that doomsday and afterlife waiting for us.

JHL

Miss Impala,

So nice that you wish to worship Jesus here with us. You may think you've come here to be witty and jocular but actually many of our members come here because Jesus is calling them.

That said, your introduction is a bit unorthodox. You seem to be keen on antelopes. What about your favorite verse and your path to Jesus? I must admit that for me they are more interesting issues than springing ruminants. I suggest a favorite verse to you:

Proverbs 8:13
The fear of the LORD [is] to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Of course you mean, all that work in six days, right?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

No; Seven. Rest is also work.

And my favorite quote? That must be: Mark 6:51

Immediately he spoke to them and said, "Take courage! It is I. Don't be afraid."
Then he climbed into the boat with them, and the wind died down. They were completely amazed.

JHL.
Christ is the way and the way to go.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

No; Seven. Rest is also work.

And my favorite quote? That must be: Mark 6:51

The passage reads,

And he went up unto them into the ship; and the wind ceased:
and they were sore amazed in themselves beyond measure, and wondered.

Isn't that just so much more eloquent? Doesn't it just sound like the Angels themselves are singing about ?

sigh

Anyway, welcome to our forum, dear. You seem a bit ready for a fight, but we're not here to fight or debate. We're here to praise and glorify the ! We're here to share the Good News that Jesus died to save those of Us He loves because we fear and obey Him appropriately. I hope you'll join us!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

No; Seven. Rest is also work.

Yeah that's some retard logic there my friend. Go back and read Genesis 2:2-3 and reconcile it with your statement above.

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

One thing I found so good in yours forum is your Godly intolerance.
It makes me feel fear when I speak and flames licking my back.
Just the way it has to be If you want to be a good pawn in Gods game.

You are all so much closer to Heaven than I.

JHL.

Let his eyes follow you.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Hey pal, as a True Christian Hot Rodder, I am excited about your username. Most of what you posted confuses me, but perhaps I just don't understand foreign cultures.

Anyway, what engine you running? You strike me as a big block kinda guy.

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Hey pal, as a True Christian Hot Rodder, I am excited about your username. Most of what you posted confuses me, but perhaps I just don't understand foreign cultures.

Anyway, what engine you running? You strike me as a big block kinda guy.

My username is a tribute to Sam and Dean and there fight against the devil.
My own car is a Fiat Qubo.

I'm Danish and my goal is to make Denmark the land of the reborn Christ.

JHL.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I'm Danish...
JHL.

I noticed that you are signing your posts JHL. Is that short for J. Hvidtved Larsen or does it have some other significance?

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

1) No.
and
2) Yes.

JHL.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

...My own car is a Fiat Qubo...

Uh oh.

Tell me you at least have it rolling coal.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Dear foreiner:

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not an eskimo breeding ground.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Dear foreiner:

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not an eskimo breeding ground.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

I thought this WAS a Christian forum; but it looks so gay I'm are going to puke.
Even yours avatar is blinking and smiling and you call yourself a stud! How gay is that?
I was expecting a clean forum without any fornication with the devil.
I hope I got it all wrong but this is scarry when the main focus must be our love to Jesus.

JHL
i pray for you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I thought this WAS a Christian forum; but it looks so gay I'm are going to puke.
Even yours avatar is blinking and smiling and you call yourself a stud! How gay is that?
I was expecting a clean forum without any fornication with the devil.
I hope I got it all wrong but this is scarry when the main focus must be our love to Jesus.

JHL
i pray for you.

What grade are you in, dear?

Seventh?
Eighth?