[Faith_Machine]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Listen, friend, I don't know why you'd be tooling around in a little Fiat Tulip, but this is a '67 Impala:




Any time you want to reclaim your manhood, let me know and I can sell you one. I'll arrange freight to Europe and everything.

I'm not one to encourage premarital sex, but a car like this is what's known as a "panty dropper," especially in the impoverished, third-world hellhole you live in.

If you think the desperate Latvian and Kraut girls were "receptive" to triumphant American GI's after WWII, you ain't seen nothing yet.


I got my eye on a nice fixer-upper that would be perfect for you. It's a collector's item, of course, but I think I can get it to you for just under $60,000 USD, and that's including shipping and socialist taxes in your queer land.

Let's make this happen!

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

What grade are you in, dear?

Seventh?
Eighth?

How can you speak in this forum woman?
It's so wrong and I can't imagine why your husband let you do it unless he need to be castrated. I think they call the result a smootie.
I vomit for Jesus in your name to save you.

JHL.
My ears bleed from the voice of a woman.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

How can you speak in this forum woman?

Quite easily. Watch....

It's so wrong and I can't imagine why your husband let you do it unless he need to be castrated. I think they call the result a smootie.
I vomit for Jesus in your name to save you.

JHL.
My ears bleed from the voice of a woman.

You think you car rattle me with insults and threats, but you don't know what I know...

HE HAS RISEN!

CHRIST IS ALIVE!

HE IS ALIVE IN ME!

I have been made a new creature in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17)! My creation is perfect and incorruptible (1 Peter 1:23)! I have been made an adopted daughter to the King (2 Corinthians 6:18)! And I have been commanded to help take back the Seven Mountains of Cultural Influence in America for Christ!

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[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Listen, friend, I don't know why you'd be tooling around in a little Fiat Tulip, but this is a '67 Impala:




Any time you want to reclaim your manhood, let me know and I can sell you one. I'll arrange freight to Europe and everything.

I'm not one to encourage premarital sex, but a car like this is what's known as a "panty dropper," especially in the impoverished, third-world hellhole you live in.

If you think the desperate Latvian and Kraut girls were "receptive" to triumphant American GI's after WWII, you ain't seen nothing yet.


I got my eye on a nice fixer-upper that would be perfect for you. It's a collector's item, of course, but I think I can get it to you for just under $60,000 USD, and that's including shipping and socialist taxes in your queer land.

Let's make this happen!

That is nice of you, but I have to drive my Fiat as my own punishment and Hell on earth.

JHL.
Jesus love to all.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Did some Catholic priest tell you that? The Vatican gets money from Fiat, that's why. Ditch that little cannoli and get yourself a real ride.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I’m a former member of the ‘Hydrophobic Church of John the Baptist’ but found there teaching a little to dry for me.
Then I found this lovely forum of ‘Landowners Baptist Church’ and I knew I found the right place with my faith in the good book.
My favorite must be the book of Genesis. All that work in seven days without a boss to push or nag you? That is commitment!
I just know the next books will be awesome with all that doomsday and afterlife waiting for us.

JHL

Young man, just why are you here? You reference a populate homoerotic teen drama and enter into disputes with respected members of this forum.

If you are just here to pick fights you will be shortly asked to leave.

But consider this: whether you know it or not Jesus brought you here.

James 1:23-25 For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was. But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.

YIC

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Sorry I was not trying to be disrespectful or picking a fight in any way. I was just insecure in a forum with so much love for the Lord, and was afraid not to follow the good book to its full context.

Remember I’m Danish so I don’t have many if any to share my deep love with.
So in fact I don’t attend any Church at the moment since it hurts to be in the same room as all the hypocrites and false people.
When you have Jesus in your heart you don’t need any other around you.
I have a wife but she is disabled so she doesn’t count.

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Another thing is I find the sacrement so wrong.
How can any religion promote canibalism?

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Another thing is I find the sacrement so wrong.
How can any religion promote canibalism?

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

Only a false religion promotes cannibalism. You're talking about the papists again. Check out this thread to see what we think of catlickers. About halfway through the opening post, cannibalism (or transubstantiation) is dealt with.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Sorry I was not trying to be disrespectful or picking a fight in any way. I was just insecure in a forum with so much love for the Lord, and was afraid not to follow the good book to its full context.

Remember I’m Danish so I don’t have many if any to share my deep love with.
So in fact I don’t attend any Church at the moment since it hurts to be in the same room as all the hypocrites and false people.
When you have Jesus in your heart you don’t need any other around you.
I have a wife but she is disabled so she doesn’t count.

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

The main lesson here is that you should not view the word of God as open to interpretation. It is what it is: the perfect word of Holy Jesus layed down in print.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I see they do a special Lithuanian edition.











Why?

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I see they do a special Lithuanian edition.



Why?

Wrong car.. The Qubo is by far more ugly.

JHL.
One God. One Christ. One Religion.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Wrong car.. The Qubo is by far more ugly.

I was responding to Faith_Machine.

# Rabies reference removed #

My favorite must be the book of Genesis…I just know the next books will be awesome

Next up: Exodus

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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

This could be a retard or a troll. In either case, I don't think it can comprehend the healing power of Jesus. I suspect it is doomed.

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

This could be a retard or a troll. In either case, I don't think it can comprehend the healing power of Jesus. I suspect it is doomed.

How can I repend my sin and be one of the sheeps on your land?
please tell me. I'm not a troll.


JHL.
My fear is in God.