Introduction

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Introduction

I don't go to Church, Jesus is in my heart. my favorite bible verse is Genesis 9:21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Noah drank wine to excess, and took it in the ass from his son, which is exactly what he deserved

I came to find Jesus by reading the flat earth thread on landerover church forum

It is important to know that the Earth is flat. Without this belief it is impossible to embrace the Bible in its entirety, since the Bible lays plain that the Earth is flat in the gospel and elsewhere. See Luke 4:5 and Matthew 4:8 for example. God wants us to accept the entire Bible, and that does not exclude these stories about Jesus and how the Earth is flat.

Welcome to our friendly forum!

Your introduction doesn't tell much about yourself, but you're quoting from the KJV 1611 Bible, so that's a "" from me.

I can't help you much today since I have become an Atheist today I have already robbed 5 liquor stores today

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=105333

That is very clever brother, since an atheist would think that robbing 5 liquor stores was a good deed. During my days before Christ as a dope smuggling nudist warlock I dabbled in the dark arts of atheism and the belief that we are descended from monkeys under the authority of the atheist god Charles Darwin. Needless to say this belief drove me to do some devilish things, such as sagging my pants, panhandling, paying taxes, and ritual scatophagia. But through Pastor Ezekiel's Prison Outreach Ministry, my soul and my tattered rape hole were salvaged and restored to spiritual perfection through the miraculous healing powers of Christ.

Praise Him, brother.

[GOD=life]

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I see. How about number of children? Wife? Husband? Age? Just curious!

[Miguel De Morillo]

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Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

just following instructions !

[GOD=life]

Re: Introduction

Welcome to our friendly forum!

Your introduction doesn't tell much about yourself, but you're quoting from the KJV 1611 Bible, so that's a "" from me.

I can't help you much today since I have become an Atheist today I have already robbed 5 liquor stores today

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=105333

[Miguel De Morillo]

I don't go to Church, Jesus is in my heart. my favorite bible verse is Genesis 9:21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Noah drank wine to excess, and took it in the ass from his son, which is exactly what he deserved

I came to find Jesus by reading the flat earth thread on landerover church forum