Greets

[Poordumbdirt]

Re: Greets

There's an NIV collecting dust somewhere around here ... will that not suffice?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Greets

I belong to no church, Sir. I've been searching these 15 years for a spiritual home.

I know the bible only in passing, I'm afraid. You may find that perplexing in one who seeks Bible based congregation - but you'd be (with respect) mistaken. For I believe that close study of scripture can lead us astray. We begin to treat God's Word as just another text book, to be clinically studied and analysed out of all meaning. I prefer to 'absorb' the Word, via wise interpretation and songs of praise. Hallelujah.

Meantime, I may yet be bant, but if I can steer even a single soul Christwards before then, it'll have been worth it.

Listen up and listen up good boy. The only word is that of the Lord our God. Read your Bible (KJV) and live by it. As I thought you are just another faithless slob drawn down into darkness. So. Get up and live in the light.

[Poordumbdirt]

Re: Greets

I belong to no church, Sir. I've been searching these 15 years for a spiritual home.

I know the bible only in passing, I'm afraid. You may find that perplexing in one who seeks Bible based congregation - but you'd be (with respect) mistaken. For I believe that close study of scripture can lead us astray. We begin to treat God's Word as just another text book, to be clinically studied and analysed out of all meaning. I prefer to 'absorb' the Word, via wise interpretation and songs of praise. Hallelujah.

Meantime, I may yet be bant, but if I can steer even a single soul Christwards before then, it'll have been worth it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greets

What is it about the word "introduction" that you people don't understand? Name, age, gender, hometown, the name of your church, and favorite Scriptures. Talk about your walk with Christ. What sins have you been wallowing in? Jesus sees right through your games, friend. Time to cough up some truth.

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[Poordumbdirt]

Re: Greets

Hale, BinC (brother in Christ!). Be at your leisure to refer to me as PDD, or Pud, if vowels render you more comfortable.


I chose my user name for the following reasons: Poor because there are no needles or camels involved, dumb because I am become like a child, and dirty because I'm a sinner. A dirty sinner.


I have 2 sons, praise be. I know it's not many, but prior to these past 15 years in the service of our Lord, I was waylaid by the devil into ungodly pursuits like ... eating triple brie, drinking pinot noir, travelling, hanging around with vegans, and not wanting to get angry. I had the best of my breeding years stolen from me, you see. The devil is clever ... he knows how to limit enemy numbers!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greets

Welcome then, friend. We are glad you have arrived. We would like a little more from you in your introduction. Tell us of your life with Jesus. Where do you live? How many sons do you have? Who is your Pastor? What revolver do you favor?
God Bless!


P.S.- What shall we call you? None of your names seem right to call a Brother Christian.

[Poordumbdirt]

Great to finally find a group of Christians who really are bible based. Many claim that they are, but it doesn't take long to unearth a dark, liberal core.




By way of introduction ... I was saved during a particularly boring part of my life, about 15 years ago. When an old friend showed me just how exciting life could seem, when we manifest a relationship with the greatest superhero of all time, well .... that was pretty much it. I haven't looked back!