My introductory thread

[Gregory Mitch]

Hello, brethren in Christ. My name is Gregory Mitch, a proud, successful, Christian, heterosexual married man. I go to Lawndale baptist church in Greensboro, North Carolina. My favorite bible verse is Genesis 3:6, as it is a loving warning from God to those tempted by sin. My birthday falls just before the holy day, on December 24. I became Christian as soon as I was born. When given the choice I saw the path of Jesus shine bright with glory, standing out against the sinful life choices of homerisexual, joo, retard, etc. as Jesus held out his warm hand to me I took it knowing that I would be eternally blessed.
My wife does not question me, as she is a fine woman. Any man would be proud to have that Mary-Ann. I have five children, three young men and two young women. The girls are twins, and are 14 years of age. One boy is 17, another 15, and my favorite, is 22.
I hope that my introduction was acceptable and that I can start praying with all of you.
Yours in Christ, Greg

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome to you, Greg. It is always a pleasure to see a Christian come to join with us here. All are welcome who come here for fellowship with Christians. I have spent considerable time in both of the Carolinas. The place is thick with Godly folk. Please share your testimony.


God Bless!

[Elmer G. White]

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Hello, brethren in Christ. My name is Gregory Mitch, a proud, successful, Christian, heterosexual married man. I go to Lawndale baptist church in Greensboro, North Carolina. My favorite bible verse is Genesis 3:6, as it is a loving warning from God to those tempted by sin. My birthday falls just before the holy day, on December 24. I became Christian as soon as I was born. When given the choice I saw the path of Jesus shine bright with glory, standing out against the sinful life choices of homerisexual, joo, retard, etc. as Jesus held out his warm hand to me I took it knowing that I would be eternally blessed.
My wife does not question me, as she is a fine woman. Any man would be proud to have that Mary-Ann. I have five children, three young men and two young women. The girls are twins, and are 14 years of age. One boy is 17, another 15, and my favorite, is 22.
I hope that my introduction was acceptable and that I can start praying with all of you.
Yours in Christ, Greg

Mr. Mitch,

A proper, polite introduction always fills my heart with joy. A nice choice for a verse, too! Offspringwise we are approximately in the same situation, also the ages of our young 'uns are relatively similar. But I must admit that also in my family the ratio of sons to half children was only 3:2 for a long time until we succeeded with young Paul...

Ecclesiastes 5:20
For he shall not much remember the days of his life; because God answereth him in the joy of his heart.

How do you work for the God and spread His word among the repulsive heathen and atheists?



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Gregory Mitch]

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I am very happy to meet true-hearted people. I hope that we can begin praying together very soon.
Best Regards, Greg

[Gregory Mitch]

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So, my friends in Christ, what may I do as of now? There seems to be little for me to do on my new favorite website.

[Elmer G. White]

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So, my friends in Christ, what may I do as of now? There seems to be little for me to do on my new favorite website.

Mr. Mitch,

You are free to contribute your ideas on any existing threads in God's Favorite Forum. Eventually, if the investigation turns out in your favor, you may also start new threads of your own. The purpose of these texts is to praise Jesus and to warn sinners of the many perils between them and Salvation.

2 Timothy 3:1
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

Most of the world is in the hands of Satan so there are many, many things to do if we wish to turn the tide and populate Heaven with more companions for Christ for Eternity.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Nice to meet you, Mr. Mitch. It sounds as if you've chosen to glorify Jesus with your life, and that's quite a rarity in these End Times (Matthew 24:37-39). I look forward to fellowshipping with you before the imminent return of Christ our Redeemer!

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[Gregory Mitch]

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Mr. Mitch,

You are free to contribute your ideas on any existing threads in God's Favorite Forum. Eventually, if the investigation turns out in your favor, you may also start new threads of your own. The purpose of these texts is to praise Jesus and to warn sinners of the many perils between them and Salvation.

2 Timothy 3:1
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

Most of the world is in the hands of Satan so there are many, many things to do if we wish to turn the tide and populate Heaven with more companions for Christ for Eternity.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you very much, mr white. I will go do that right now. But before I go, do you have any recommendations of what type of sinner I should try to convince to join Jesus?

[Alvin Moss]

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When it comes to saving sinners, one is the same as another. Just grab you one and do what ever you have to do to get him to Jesus.

[Elmer G. White]

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Thank you very much, mr white. I will go do that right now. But before I go, do you have any recommendations of what type of sinner I should try to convince to join Jesus?

Mr. Mitch,

All sin without repentance prevents the entry of the soul into Heavenly Bliss.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

However, the most revolting sinners can eventually become the most cherished citizens of Jesus' Kingdom and gain His conditional LOVE.



Luke 15:7
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

I've also noticed that sinners are in desperate need of Scripture. They really seem to appreciate my reciting the Bible and justifying my position to them with verses. Verily, the principal tool of our trade is the Bible in its True(tm) eternal KJV-form.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Mr. Mitch,

All sin without repentance prevents the entry of the soul into Heavenly Bliss.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

However, the most revolting sinners can eventually become the most cherished citizens of Jesus' Kingdom and gain His conditional LOVE.



Luke 15:7
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

I've also noticed that sinners are in desperate need of Scripture. They really seem to appreciate my reciting the Bible and justifying my position to them with verses. Verily, the principal tool of our trade is the Bible in its True™ eternal KJV-form.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

AMEN, my Brother in Christ's Love! AMEN!

If Mr. Mitch's neighbor were to decide to impregnate every woman in his neighborhood, then host one of those Abortion Parties, and encourage all the men to have sex with all the children and animals in the neighborhood as part of the festivities, and welcome the Catholic priests over to join in the revelry, handing out their crackers and pretending like they do that these are magical body parts of our Lord and Savior, he would offend the LORD no more and no less than if he had merely stolen a paper clip at work (Deuteronomy 30:6; Galatians 5:3)! Why, Mr. Mitch need merely compel the poor soul come to church with him (Luke 14:23) where he would hear the Gospel Spoken and miraculously receive faith (Romans 10:17)! Naturally he would quickly seek forgiveness from the LORD (Isaiah 55:6-7), accept Christ as His Personal Savior (Romans 10:9), and all these deeds would be erased from God the Father's omniscient memory faster than Alzheimer's wiped away President Reagan's glorious memory regarding anything with the Iran-Contra affair (Isaiah 43:25), and all the angels in Heaven would rejoice (Luke 15:10)!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Your name reminds me of a TV show that my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to watch.

I remember being scared of that guy, because he looks like satan. I sure hope you aren't satan.

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[BrotherLarry]

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While it is true that the Carolinas have many people that follow in the footsteps of our Lord, it is also true that Greensboro is rampant with Nigras - uppity ones that drive Tahoes and Suburbans and Escalades, but also more normal ones that steal and try to rape women and smoke crack (all at the same time). I knew a man that lived in that town back in my cathylick days and his wife was raped by a crack smoking nigra that stole her wedding ring - and it happened almost ten times. I say almost because on the tenth time, my friend was there with his rifle and blew the guy's head off. His wife was unfortunately in the cheap motel room at the same time and was splattered with nigra blood but has since recovered. I strongly advise moving from Greensboro, Brother Mitch, lest the same fate happens to your beloved Mary-Ann.

I'll be praying.