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  • Gavin Gallagher
    Unsaved trash, suspected scottish teenager
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2015
    • 7
    #1

    Greetings

    I am new to this place and time for introductions.

    I'm a male, I was saved not long ago. My favourite Bible verses are Ezekiel 23:19-20, Psalm 137:9 and Psalm 14:1
    I have no kids, not married yet. I'm trying to turn away from sin and be saved from hell for all eternity. I belong to no church. For I belong to a spiritual home. I live in the most unGodly place of all, Ireland, no Godliness here, execpt wherever I go. It's just full of people who seem to care more about drinking rather than being Godly. I use to follow in the sin of envy and lust, but I have now stopped. I hope to become a good follower of Christ and become a True Christian.
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    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2013
      • 999
      #2
      Re: Greetings

      Originally posted by Gavin Gallagher View Post
      I am new to this place and time for introductions.

      I'm a male, I was saved not long ago. My favourite Bible verses are Ezekiel 23:19-20, Psalm 137:9 and Psalm 14:1
      I have no kids, not married yet. I'm trying to turn away from sin and be saved from hell for all eternity. I belong to no church. For I belong to a spiritual home. I live in the most unGodly place of all, Ireland, no Godliness here, execpt wherever I go. It's just full of people who seem to care more about drinking rather than being Godly. I use to follow in the sin of envy and lust, but I have now stopped. I hope to become a good follower of Christ and become a True Christian.
      A gracious welcome, Gavin

      I sense some sincerity in your words and yet I wonder if you've taken time to read the Bible all the way from beginning to end. You don't have to "hope" to become a good follower of Christ. The KJV 1611 (only) is your roadmap to Heaven. Being a Christian is a very, very simple thing to do. Christians are simple people that know if they put their complete trust in their Heavenly Father, everything will come out OK because the Bible tells us this. Avoid any outside influences when it comes to your walk with God. If it's in the Bible, do it. If it's in the Bible, believe it. If it's in the Bible, learn it, love it, live it, and eventually, you'll come face to face with the truth. See? It's so simple!
      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
      Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
      Locations in 50 States and Canada
      !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
      Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
      Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        • Gregory Mitch
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2015
          • 96
          #3
          Re: Greetings

          Welcome to our godly forums, friend! I have only a few questions. Do you plan on going to church? Do you plan on marriage?
          We are proud that you have changed from your lust-filled sinfull ways to the righteous path of the savior Jesus Christ! As you know, repentance is the first step to being saved!
          Our main goal on the forums is to lead sinners to the path of righteousness!
          Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
          I hope that I can speak for all of us when I say that I hope to begin praying with you shortly.
          Best regards, Greg
          Psalm 53:1
          The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263
              #4
              Re: Greetings

              I concur that this fellow gives off a pleasant vibe.

              When someone is open-minded enough to learn about True Christianity, many doors and windows open. It's not just a fresh breeze flowing in, but also God

              Keep it up, friend!
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings

                  Dear Galvin:

                  Welcome to God's favorite forum. For a mick, you speak American pretty good. Please tell us more about yourself. How many times have you been anally raped by the papist priests that infest your land? Is it true that you micks brush your teeth with Jameson Whiskey? How often do you get in fistfights? I know you little leprechaun people like to brawl.

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by Gavin Gallagher View Post
                      I am new to this place and time for introductions.

                      I'm a male, I was saved not long ago. My favourite Bible verses are Ezekiel 23:19-20, Psalm 137:9 and Psalm 14:1
                      I have no kids, not married yet. I'm trying to turn away from sin and be saved from hell for all eternity. I belong to no church. For I belong to a spiritual home. I live in the most unGodly place of all, Ireland, no Godliness here, execpt wherever I go. It's just full of people who seem to care more about drinking rather than being Godly. I use to follow in the sin of envy and lust, but I have now stopped. I hope to become a good follower of Christ and become a True Christian.

                      Welcome, Christian and let this Godly site be your spiritual home. We grieve with you over the conditions you are forced to live in. Even many parts of America have become infested with papists, fornicators and whiskey drinkers. Here in Texas, we have fewer of those, except in the Mexican areas. Many of my own family escaped Ireland. They were Scots who were fooled into going to Ireland by the English, that the aboriginal population of Ireland might be properly massacred. Sadly, there was not an opportunity for success, so my relatives came to America long ago. Perhaps you should come to America yourself. We are not allowed to bomb Romans here, but we get by. Do tell us more of your time in godless Ireland.

                      God Bless!
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 999
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings

                          I just knew our loving pastor would welcome you appropriately, friend. As busy as he is tending to his estate, personal appearances, supervising his pool boys (snatched from the sins of Thailand and other countries just so they could be evangelized), golf outings, trips to Aruba, and visiting the flocks of his megachurch, he still finds time to lovingly welcome yet another soul to the forum. How special you must feel - and I guarantee, that feeling will continue! We love all people and desire to show the genuine Christian life through our teaching, preaching, and of course, through our walk with God.

                          You have been added to my prayer list, friend. Please jump in and ask questions, tell us more of your life in the sinsick land of the drunken papists, etc. But most important of all: share your love of Jesus with us often and keep us in prayer, too. We love you - we really love you!

                          In Christ's Name,
                          NRL
                          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                          Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                          Locations in 50 States and Canada
                          !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                          Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                          Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                            • Witch Hammer
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1717
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings

                              Originally posted by Gavin Gallagher View Post
                              I am new to this place and time for introductions.

                              I'm a male, I was saved not long ago. My favourite Bible verses are Ezekiel 23:19-20, Psalm 137:9 and Psalm 14:1
                              I have no kids, not married yet. I'm trying to turn away from sin and be saved from hell for all eternity. I belong to no church. For I belong to a spiritual home. I live in the most unGodly place of all, Ireland, no Godliness here, execpt wherever I go. It's just full of people who seem to care more about drinking rather than being Godly. I use to follow in the sin of envy and lust, but I have now stopped. I hope to become a good follower of Christ and become a True Christian.
                              It could be (marginally) worse...at least you're not a scot.

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                                • MitzaLizalor
                                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2010
                                  • 14339
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings

                                  Hello Mr Gallagher

                                  You mentioned you were saved not long ago. Many forum members have been delivered from paths of ignorance in often unhappy circumstances (prior to our Salvation) and I wonder how recently you found Redemption in the blood of Jesus? How did you first hear of The Truth?

                                  Welcome to the forum and I trust you will find fellowship here.

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