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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    I am intrigued to where you found that description on the word 'yo', mind sending me a link?
    It was from Heona Qvpgvbanel which I'm reluctant to link due to the content; you can follow that up if you're interested. Obviously I'm not here to intrude comments or opinion but am happy to post Scripture.


    You are not part of any congregetion.


    Hebrews 10:23-27 KJV
    Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering; (for he is faithful that promised); And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching. For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins, But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.



    People who do not worship God in the manner He has explained are described as whores. There is one standing by that Buick, probably a catholic.


    Hosea 1:2 KJV
    The beginning of the word of the LORD by Hosea. And the LORD said to Hosea, Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms: for the land hath committed great whoredom, departing from the LORD.
    compare Ezekiel



    Christians will marry Christ. Cavorting with idols or following crackpot new-age philosophy and "rapping" etc. would contaminate us. God explains that this is the same sort of contamination as experienced by harlots. Attending Church is one of God's requirements. You do not do that. Would Jesus want to marry a harlot?


    I Corinthians 6:13-20 KJV
    Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body. And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power. Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot?
    God forbid.
    What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh. But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
    Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication. sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.



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  • GOD=life
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    So what your saying is, I cannot get actual answers, but clarification from the individuals here?
    What kind of questions do you have for us then?

    If your question is whether we follow the KJV 1611 Bible as instructed by God, then I can give you the answer: yes sir, we do! Then you might ask the follow-up question: yeah ok, but why? Then I will give you this clarification:

    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

    Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

    Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

    Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

    Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

    James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

    Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

    Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

    2 Peter 1:20-21 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost

    So you see, these verses are the answer to your question of "why do you follow the KJV 1611 Bible to the letter". I merely referenced to it, thus I offered you a clarification by guiding you to the answer.

    But ok, you didn't specify yet what your questions are, but please go ahead. As you can tell, we are very active here and super willing to help

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    It's been more than 12 hours since he registered to ask his questions.

    I wonder if he'll ever get around to them.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    blah blah blah Also, if you look at the top part of your website, it says "Unsaved Welcome!" blah blah blah
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    Get your eyes checked, kid.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • JustWandering
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    So what your saying is, I cannot get actual answers, but clarification from the individuals here?

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  • GOD=life
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    Hope to get this little episode behind us so I can begin asking some question I feel need to be answered.
    To be completely honest and precise (which is the way we True Christians™ operate), we cannot give you answers, only clarifications and pointers. The answers all come from the KJV 1611 Bible, which is the written Word of God.

    Many (non-True) Christians believe that they can provide answers as though they are God themselves. Obviously, they cannot. The only thing they are true in, is the ridiculousness with which they sometimes blame True Christians™ for having the audacity to make the bold claim that Christianity is somehow based on the Bible. Sigh.

    Anyway, sorry for ranting a little bit. Please do go ahead and ask for any clarifications. Our friendly community will do their very best to clarify every single question you may have.

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  • JustWandering
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    Re: Yo!

    Okay, that was quite a huge response, lets see if I can reply to those.

    You should feel threatened, hipster.
    I really don't know how to take that, Mr. Hammer, on one hand I understand the rest of your post and what you are saying, on the other I feel that calling me a hipster is inaccurate, I mean, you don't even know me. But thank you for your quite graphic description of the after life, though, how do you know what you know? Can I get verses?

    Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
    Uh, I guess I came because I had questions? I'm just introducing myself know like you said to in the introduction forum. Also, if you look at the top part of your website, it says "Unsaved Welcome!" So, I kinda see a contradiction there...

    If you sit there procrastinating, it will be too late.
    Hey there, that is why I'm here! :p Also, I'm currently working my tail off in college so I can safety say that I'm not procrastinating.

    As for Ester B, I'm not too inclined to give money over to an organization who I know little about, and the little I do know makes me unsure. Still figuring out his whole religion thing.

    As for MitzaLinzalor, I am intrigued to where you found that description on the word 'yo', mind sending me a link? Sorry, it's just an old college habbit of constantly checking sources and validity. Also:

    Is this how you trollop it up at home? No wonder you don't understand Scripture or attend a Church!
    I think that statement is irrelevant, I only said 'yo', nothing about Buicks of Lil Wayne, so you saying I "tollop it up at home" really has no merit as I have never mention those things.

    Guys, not trying to be offensive, just asking questions and getting facts, it's just how I operate. Hope to get this little episode behind us so I can begin asking some question I feel need to be answered.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    I wasn't sure what Yo! meant so looked it up and got

    yo
    a word that died a horrible death in 1993 but still manages to haunt us through usage by white kids in nice neighborhoods who by some strange dementia think they are from the projects. you poor unfortunate soul.
    Lookit me, i'm hardcore gangster. One day i'm playin in the front yard in my striped t shirt beating the dog witha stick and the next day i'm out sellin weed pimpin my 82 buick while blastin Lil Wayne. I'm real tough and straight from the hood, YO.
    so not much help really. I don't know what Lil Wayne is either so off I went to check that, and

    VERY INADVISABLE TO PLAY THIS


    Not looking too good so far. Next, in case I was missing the point, I thought I'd better find out what 82 buick was and was no less horrified


    Is this how you trollop it up at home? No wonder you don't understand Scripture or attend a Church!
    Philippians 3:14-21 KJV
    I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus.
    Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. Nevertheless, whereto we have already attained, let us walk by the same rule, let us mind the same thing. Brethren, be followers together of me, and mark them which walk so as ye have us for an ensample. (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.) For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.

    I shudder to think what you press toward. Come to Jesus today.

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  • Esther B.
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    Re: Yo!

    If you wish to be Saved, you can start by getting yourself a KJV 1611 Bible and reading it from front to back. Then you need to start praying and tithing your money to Landover. It's a lot easier than you think.

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  • Jim Farmer
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by Freddy Osborne View Post
    Why don't reconsider your position before something happens and you're cursed for eternity?

    Yours in Christ,

    Fred
    Brother Freddy is correct. Rapture is close. All the signs are there. If you sit there procrastinating, it will be too late. You will be left on earth with all the other wretches to suffer, while we True Christians(tm) gaze on Jesus' face each morning and dwell in his love for us.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    So, just wondering, this forum still alive? Have a few question that I hope you all can answer. Need to know if people are still around.

    Cheers!
    Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    Ah yes, my bad, sorry, felt a little threatened there for a second. And I agree, I overstepped the rules there.

    So, at the moment, I have no church, all the churches around me feel pressing for my money, and in return I get a vague notion that an afterlife exists, and I'm going there. So, I don't go.

    As for a Bible verse... tough, I can't really pick one out, nothing really stands out for me. Sorry.

    That help you out?
    You should feel threatened, hipster. Hell is no joke, and it's spectre hangs above you like a guillotine blade. Unless you change your evil ways and allow The Lamb™ into you, you will burn. Forever. Your brains will boil in your skull while you are anally violated by an endless queue of demons, with Christ's mocking laughter ringing in your ears all the while.

    That help you out?

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  • Freddy Osborne
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    As for a Bible verse... tough, I can't really pick one out, nothing really stands out for me.
    Hello Yo,

    I have a great one for you.

    Mark 16:16. "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."

    Why don't reconsider your position before something happens and you're cursed for eternity?

    Yours in Christ,

    Fred

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  • JustWandering
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    Re: Yo!

    Ah yes, my bad, sorry, felt a little threatened there for a second. And I agree, I overstepped the rules there.

    So, at the moment, I have no church, all the churches around me feel pressing for my money, and in return I get a vague notion that an afterlife exists, and I'm going there. So, I don't go.

    As for a Bible verse... tough, I can't really pick one out, nothing really stands out for me. Sorry.

    That help you out?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
    Um, what? Betters? Care to elaborate on that?
    Care to read the stickies as you agreed to when joining this site?

    Oh, and "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." That.

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