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So, just wondering, this forum still alive? Have a few question that I hope you all can answer. Need to know if people are still around.
Cheers!
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Yes, your betters are still alive and well. Shoot.Originally posted by JustWandering View Post -
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Care to read the stickies as you agreed to when joining this site?Originally posted by JustWandering View PostUm, what? Betters? Care to elaborate on that?
Oh, and "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." That.
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Ah yes, my bad, sorry, felt a little threatened there for a second. And I agree, I overstepped the rules there.
So, at the moment, I have no church, all the churches around me feel pressing for my money, and in return I get a vague notion that an afterlife exists, and I'm going there. So, I don't go.
As for a Bible verse... tough, I can't really pick one out, nothing really stands out for me. Sorry.
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Hello Yo,Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
I have a great one for you.
Mark 16:16. "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
Why don't reconsider your position before something happens and you're cursed for eternity?
Yours in Christ,
Fred"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)Comment
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You should feel threatened, hipster. Hell is no joke, and it's spectre hangs above you like a guillotine blade. Unless you change your evil ways and allow The Lamb™ into you, you will burn. Forever. Your brains will boil in your skull while you are anally violated by an endless queue of demons, with Christ's mocking laughter ringing in your ears all the while.Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Brother Freddy is correct. Rapture is close. All the signs are there. If you sit there procrastinating, it will be too late. You will be left on earth with all the other wretches to suffer, while we True Christians(tm) gaze on Jesus' face each morning and dwell in his love for us.Originally posted by Freddy Osborne View Postsigpic
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If you wish to be Saved, you can start by getting yourself a KJV 1611 Bible and reading it from front to back. Then you need to start praying and tithing your money to Landover. It's a lot easier than you think.And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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I wasn't sure what Yo! meant so looked it up and got
so not much help really. I don't know what Lil Wayne is either so off I went to check that, andyo
a word that died a horrible death in 1993 but still manages to haunt us through usage by white kids in nice neighborhoods who by some strange dementia think they are from the projects. you poor unfortunate soul.Lookit me, i'm hardcore gangster. One day i'm playin in the front yard in my striped t shirt beating the dog witha stick and the next day i'm out sellin weed pimpin my 82 buick while blastin Lil Wayne. I'm real tough and straight from the hood, YO.
VERY INADVISABLE TO PLAY THIS
Not looking too good so far. Next, in case I was missing the point, I thought I'd better find out what 82 buick was and was no less horrified
Is this how you trollop it up at home? No wonder you don't understand Scripture or attend a Church!
Philippians 3:14-21 KJV
I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus.
Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you. Nevertheless, whereto we have already attained, let us walk by the same rule, let us mind the same thing. Brethren, be followers together of me, and mark them which walk so as ye have us for an ensample. (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.) For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.
I shudder to think what you press toward. Come to Jesus today.
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Okay, that was quite a huge response, lets see if I can reply to those.
I really don't know how to take that, Mr. Hammer, on one hand I understand the rest of your post and what you are saying, on the other I feel that calling me a hipster is inaccurate, I mean, you don't even know me.You should feel threatened, hipster.
But thank you for your quite graphic description of the after life, though, how do you know what you know? Can I get verses?
Uh, I guess I came because I had questions? I'm just introducing myself know like you said to in the introduction forum. Also, if you look at the top part of your website, it says "Unsaved Welcome!" So, I kinda see a contradiction there...Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
Hey there, that is why I'm here! :p Also, I'm currently working my tail off in college so I can safety say that I'm not procrastinating.If you sit there procrastinating, it will be too late.
As for Ester B, I'm not too inclined to give money over to an organization who I know little about, and the little I do know makes me unsure. Still figuring out his whole religion thing.
As for MitzaLinzalor, I am intrigued to where you found that description on the word 'yo', mind sending me a link? Sorry, it's just an old college habbit of constantly checking sources and validity. Also:
I think that statement is irrelevant, I only said 'yo', nothing about Buicks of Lil Wayne, so you saying I "tollop it up at home" really has no merit as I have never mention those things.Is this how you trollop it up at home? No wonder you don't understand Scripture or attend a Church!
Guys, not trying to be offensive, just asking questions and getting facts, it's just how I operate. Hope to get this little episode behind us so I can begin asking some question I feel need to be answered.
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To be completely honest and precise (which is the way we True Christians™ operate), we cannot give you answers, only clarifications and pointers. The answers all come from the KJV 1611 Bible, which is the written Word of God.Originally posted by JustWandering View PostHope to get this little episode behind us so I can begin asking some question I feel need to be answered.
Many (non-True) Christians believe that they can provide answers as though they are God themselves. Obviously, they cannot. The only thing they are true in, is the ridiculousness with which they sometimes blame True Christians™ for having the audacity to make the bold claim that Christianity is somehow based on the Bible. Sigh.
Anyway, sorry for ranting a little bit. Please do go ahead and ask for any clarifications. Our friendly community will do their very best to clarify every single question you may have.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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So what your saying is, I cannot get actual answers, but clarification from the individuals here?Comment
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Originally posted by JustWandering View Post
Get your eyes checked, kid.
Yours in Christ,
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