My introduction

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: My introduction

My name is Andrew Martins, and I am an expat living in South Africa. I am hoping to be saved and maybe start a church and gain a small following. Together we can watch over 50 million unsaved scum and slaves be destroyed by the Lord Above!My favourite Bible passage is Job 14: 1-4. "We are all born weak and helpless. All lead the same short, troubled life. We grow and wither as quickly as flowers; we disappear like shadows. Will you even look at me, God, or put me on trial and judge me? Nothing clean ever came from anything as unclean as human beings."

I hope your expatriate experience has been a pleasant one, despite being around the spiritually empty environment of that dark continent. Do you fear being eaten by cannibals each night? That southern drawl must also drive you crazy. I hope you always wear lots of bug repellent (pure DDT is good) and never even think of getting too close to "those" people. I would also imagine you fear getting things stolen quite often.

When does your assignment end? Will you return to God's favorite country upon its completion? Tell us more about your walk with Jesus and why the very thought of Him makes you want to ejaculate His praise.

With warmth and Christian love,
NRL

[Jim Farmer]

Re: My introduction

What kind of "Bible" did that come out of, friend? Only the King James Bible is the true and unedited word of God.


What is an expat?

Yes. My Bible says:
"Man that is born of a woman Is of few days, and full of trouble.
2 He cometh forth like a flower, and is cut down:
He fleeth also as a shadow, and continueth not.
3 And dost thou open thine eyes upon such an one,
And bringest me into judgment with thee?
4 Who can bring a clean thing out of an unclean?
Not one."


Quite different!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: My introduction

My name is Andrew Martins, and I am an expat living in South Africa. I am hoping to be saved and maybe start a church and gain a small following. Together we can watch over 50 million unsaved scum and slaves be destroyed by the Lord Above!My favourite Bible passage is Job 14: 1-4. "We are all born weak and helpless. All lead the same short, troubled life. We grow and wither as quickly as flowers; we disappear like shadows. Will you even look at me, God, or put me on trial and judge me? Nothing clean ever came from anything as unclean as human beings."

What kind of "Bible" did that come out of, friend? Only the King James Bible is the true and unedited word of God.


What is an expat?

[whiteisright]

My name is Andrew Martins, and I am an expat living in South Africa. I am hoping to be saved and maybe start a church and gain a small following. Together we can watch over 50 million unsaved scum and slaves be destroyed by the Lord Above!My favourite Bible passage is Job 14: 1-4. "We are all born weak and helpless. All lead the same short, troubled life. We grow and wither as quickly as flowers; we disappear like shadows. Will you even look at me, God, or put me on trial and judge me? Nothing clean ever came from anything as unclean as human beings."