My introduction

[whiteisright]

My name is Andrew Martins, and I am an expat living in South Africa. I am hoping to be saved and maybe start a church and gain a small following. Together we can watch over 50 million unsaved scum and slaves be destroyed by the Lord Above!My favourite Bible passage is Job 14: 1-4. "We are all born weak and helpless. All lead the same short, troubled life. We grow and wither as quickly as flowers; we disappear like shadows. Will you even look at me, God, or put me on trial and judge me? Nothing clean ever came from anything as unclean as human beings."

[Alvin Moss]

Re: My introduction

My name is Andrew Martins, and I am an expat living in South Africa. I am hoping to be saved and maybe start a church and gain a small following. Together we can watch over 50 million unsaved scum and slaves be destroyed by the Lord Above!My favourite Bible passage is Job 14: 1-4. "We are all born weak and helpless. All lead the same short, troubled life. We grow and wither as quickly as flowers; we disappear like shadows. Will you even look at me, God, or put me on trial and judge me? Nothing clean ever came from anything as unclean as human beings."

What kind of "Bible" did that come out of, friend? Only the King James Bible is the true and unedited word of God.


What is an expat?

[Jim Farmer]

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What kind of "Bible" did that come out of, friend? Only the King James Bible is the true and unedited word of God.


What is an expat?

Yes. My Bible says:
"Man that is born of a woman Is of few days, and full of trouble.
2 He cometh forth like a flower, and is cut down:
He fleeth also as a shadow, and continueth not.
3 And dost thou open thine eyes upon such an one,
And bringest me into judgment with thee?
4 Who can bring a clean thing out of an unclean?
Not one."


Quite different!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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My name is Andrew Martins, and I am an expat living in South Africa. I am hoping to be saved and maybe start a church and gain a small following. Together we can watch over 50 million unsaved scum and slaves be destroyed by the Lord Above!My favourite Bible passage is Job 14: 1-4. "We are all born weak and helpless. All lead the same short, troubled life. We grow and wither as quickly as flowers; we disappear like shadows. Will you even look at me, God, or put me on trial and judge me? Nothing clean ever came from anything as unclean as human beings."

I hope your expatriate experience has been a pleasant one, despite being around the spiritually empty environment of that dark continent. Do you fear being eaten by cannibals each night? That southern drawl must also drive you crazy. I hope you always wear lots of bug repellent (pure DDT is good) and never even think of getting too close to "those" people. I would also imagine you fear getting things stolen quite often.

When does your assignment end? Will you return to God's favorite country upon its completion? Tell us more about your walk with Jesus and why the very thought of Him makes you want to ejaculate His praise.

With warmth and Christian love,
NRL

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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We here don't want to see unsaved people be destroyed. We want to see them get saved. That's why we preach the Word of God.

I'm a little concerned about your username, friend. You wouldn't happen to be some kind of white supremacist or something, would you? We don't tolerate racism here. We ban people for that. Everyone can be saved, even the darkest Negro.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[whiteisright]

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To the honorable pastor, I would like to answer that I am not a supremacist, or a hater of the unsaved, but simply a realist. The amount of paganism, occult practices and idolatry in this country is spine-chilling; I fear that very few here would ever wish to be saved. I do have hope however. The Lord Jesus' light may reach them before the Second Coming. I must also hasten to explain the faulty quote, for which I am deeply sorry. Finding a King James Bible in this country is no easy feat. I have been searching for years, but the Holy Spirit has not yet sern fit to guide me to one. Until then, I struggle along with a Good News bible, which I have to read with great scepticism. I am sorry for the heinous misquote.

[Jim Farmer]

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Finding a King James Bible in this country is no easy feat. I have been searching for years, but the Holy Spirit has not yet sern fit to guide me to one. Until then, I struggle along with a Good News bible, which I have to read with great scepticism. I am sorry for the heinous misquote.

That is no excuse. The King James Bible can be found online here.

[whiteisright]

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I have found one! Praise to the Lord on High! I will no longer have to rely upon that butchery of God's holy word (Today's English Version.)

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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To the honorable pastor, I would like to answer that I am not a supremacist, or a hater of the unsaved, but simply a realist. The amount of paganism, occult practices and idolatry in this country is spine-chilling; I fear that very few here would ever wish to be saved. I do have hope however. The Lord Jesus' light may reach them before the Second Coming.

That's good to hear, friend. You're right that the vast majority of people will end up in Hell, because as Jesus said, "strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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It's quite disrespectful to ignore the questions of a True Christian(TM) here.

[GOD=life]

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[QUOTE=whiteisright;1142037]Finding a King James Bible in this country is no easy feat.
If you give us your name, address and other contact details, we will be glad to send you a KJV 1611 Bible to your home address.

Until then, I struggle along with a Good News bible, which I have to read with great scepticism.

Please throw that corrupted "Bible" away.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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These fine folks will send you a brand spanking new KJV Bible absolutely free just for asking.

http://www.sharingthetruthinlove.com/page.asp?pg=3

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Any Real American who lives in South Africa by choice is not so much an expatriate as an ex-patriot.

What is your country of origin?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My name is Andrew Martins, and I am an expat living in South Africa. I am hoping to be saved and maybe start a church and gain a small following. Together we can watch over 50 million unsaved scum and slaves be destroyed by the Lord Above!My favourite Bible passage is Job 14: 1-4. "We are all born weak and helpless. All lead the same short, troubled life. We grow and wither as quickly as flowers; we disappear like shadows. Will you even look at me, God, or put me on trial and judge me? Nothing clean ever came from anything as unclean as human beings."

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[whiteisright]

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I apologise for the late reply, especially to Sister Naomi. I have had limited time on my hands due to my neighbours' nosing. I will trs to answer everyone now. My experience has sadly been largely unpleasant, as I have been robbed numerous times. I am also plagued by the bugs that the Lord no doubt sent to punish the wicked here. Thankfully, my property is enclosed by walls and razor wire now, so I feel safer. Even more so once I receive the blessings of Jesus and witness his glory smiting the wicked about me. Since I now have a farm, wife and kids, I don't think I will be able to return to the land of God, much to my sorrow. I left it when i was only a bo y because my parents had to be deported due to their interaction with the commies. I am now 38 years old. I have found a KJV Bible at long last, and sent that vexing NEV trash to the inferno where it belongs! I don't 'own' anyone (we aren't allowed to say that on this continent, Lord preserve us) but almost twentyof them owe their income to me. And there are no true churches herr, so I don't belong to one, much to my sorrow.