[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My introduction

Dear friend,

I am sorry for what the jigs did you your once great nation. The Douche were almost competent to run their own country, and so it made sense that God would give them South Africa. I'm sure that the efforts of your people to enhance the culture of the dark natives were entirely lost on them spiritually, but I hear they have not entirely destroyed the infrastructure your fathers left them.

I pray that the white hand of Jesus guides the malcontent, jive administrators of South Africa to perform some maintenance on municipal equipment when they are not too busy drinking forties and raping white women. Amen.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: My introduction

You are welcome of course to move to the godly USA where we can practice True Christianity (as long as we remember to cut down the liberals who are sent from satan))! I know He has put you out there, but remember Matthew 7:7. Ask Him to come to the USA and you will!

[whiteisright]

Re: My introduction

Mrs Johnson, I do indeed pray every evening to come to a land where I can look into a house of worship and not be sickened by the mockery for God's love that goes on within. But perhaps the Lord is punishing me for my parents' sins, and leaving me in this cultural armpit, where the situation is worse than even friend Jenkins fears. It is truly a miracle that there is still a standing structure here. I would just like to clarify that I am 46 years old, not 38. That was some accident on my part.

[whiteisright]

Re: My introduction

Brothers, what must I do now? How can I become a member of God's Favourite forum? How can I be saved from the Eternal Fire? I fear God, and do not want to face his holy wrath.