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  • infoprodigy
    Unsaved trash, false Christian
    • Apr 2015
    • 8
    #1

    hi everyone

    Hi everyone, my name is infoprodigy (online name used for security). I'm a Christian and I'm here to mingle with others, doesnt matter what your beliefs are. I currently dont go to church bcoz of personal reasons, but that doesnt mean I'm not spiritual. My favorite verse is numbers 6:24-26.
    Anyway, thats my little intro, blessings
    Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: hi everyone

      Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
      Hi everyone, my name is infoprodigy (online name used for security). I'm a Christian and I'm here to mingle with others, doesnt matter what your beliefs are. I currently dont go to church bcoz of personal reasons, but that doesnt mean I'm not spiritual. My favorite verse is numbers 6:24-26.
      Anyway, thats my little intro, blessings
      That is not an introduction.

      I need a name (a real one), age, gender, hometown, the name of the church you were raised in, and your walk with Jesus.

      Also, please capitalize all proper Christian words. The names of the books of the Holy Bible, for example.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263
          #3
          Re: hi everyone

          Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
          online name used for security
          It is understandable that you would want to shield yourself against Atheists since this is a public forum, but why not let God be your shield?

          Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

          Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
          I'm a Christian and I'm here to mingle with others, doesnt matter what your beliefs are.
          Then you don't love those others. Let's say a friend of yours is high on meth. Wouldn't you want to tell that friend that there's another way to live?

          If I whisper in your ear that Jesus loves you and wants to fill you, it's not because I am some creep, it's because I believe that you can come to Heaven with us.

          Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
          but that doesnt mean I'm not spiritual.
          The Devil believes in God too, but that don't mean he ain't in Hell.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • infoprodigy
              Unsaved trash, false Christian
              • Apr 2015
              • 8
              #4
              Re: hi everyone

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              It is understandable that you would want to shield yourself against Atheists since this is a public forum, but why not let God be your shield?

              Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.


              Then you don't love those others. Let's say a friend of yours is high on meth. Wouldn't you want to tell that friend that there's another way to live?

              If I whisper in your ear that Jesus loves you and wants to fill you, it's not because I am some creep, it's because I believe that you can come to Heaven with us.


              The Devil believes in God too, but that don't mean he ain't in Hell.
              Hi, uh....?
              I choose anonymity not bcoz I'm scared or lacking in faith. Its a privacy issue, but I appreciate your enthusiam. Yes, I'm a saved Christian and my faith is in Christ. I have witnessed to many and give God the glory. I'm not saying I dont care about others - my comment was a reference to my acknowledging everyones right to make thier own decisions about what they choose to believe. Yes, the devil does believe too, however my faith is a saving faith - unlike the devil. Wish you the best in Christ
              Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: hi everyone

                  Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
                  Hi everyone, my name is infoprodigy (online name used for security). I'm a Christian and I'm here to mingle with others, doesnt matter what your beliefs are. I currently dont go to church bcoz of personal reasons, but that doesnt mean I'm not spiritual. My favorite verse is numbers 6:24-26.
                  Anyway, thats my little intro, blessings
                  You ae funny, picking a 'screen-name' the opposite of what you are like. I do not understand why you are ashamed of yourself unless you are a joo or something.

                  How can you think you are a Christian if you do not go to Church and do not care about other people? Miss, I care heaps about every single (even the worthless ones) person because God has demanded I try and Save their pitiful souls. You may not care enough to do anything and for that, God will condemn you to an eternity of torment in Hell. Smooth going.

                  It is also obvious you paid no attention during home schooling either.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: hi everyone

                      Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
                      Hi, uh....?
                      I choose anonymity not bcoz I'm scared or lacking in faith. Its a privacy issue, but I appreciate your enthusiam. Yes, I'm a saved Christian and my faith is in Christ. I have witnessed to many and give God the glory. I'm not saying I dont care about others - my comment was a reference to my acknowledging everyones right to make thier own decisions about what they choose to believe. Yes, the devil does believe too, however my faith is a saving faith - unlike the devil. Wish you the best in Christ
                      Lady, you can't expect anyone to trust you when you act like you've got something to hide. Are you some kind of cripple? A hunchback maybe? Is that why you're ashamed? Or maybe a pervert of some kind?

                      If you are Saved, as you claim, then you should know that you have nothing to fear. But I'm not at all certain that you are.

                      And yes, you have a choice. You can choose eternal Salvation or eternal damnation.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263
                          #7
                          Re: hi everyone

                          Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
                          my comment was a reference to my acknowledging everyones right to make thier own decisions about what they choose to believe.
                          In that case, it makes no sense for cocaine, methamphetamine, atheism or heroine to be illegal. Whoop-tee-doo, let everyone make their own decisions and see which gutter they end up in.

                          If you truly consider yourself Christian, then you cannot escape the simple logic that going to Hell is a LOT worse than the worst drug out there.

                          If your friend came to you with a syringe in her arm and said she's okidoki, would you say: "hey, let me drive you to your prostitution spot, hope yet pimp won't be mad lol" or would you try to HELP her quit her destructive lifestyle?

                          Maybe instead of delivering her to her pimp, you could "accidentally" drop her off at a church. Miracles can and do happen, "bro". Even hardened convicted criminals in prison, murderers, rapists and atheists, they eventually turn to Christ.

                          Hey, I understand that you see yourself as a well-adjusted and sociable individual, but I don't see that you actually believe in Christ and the most basic tenets of Christianity. I mean: if you did believe, then you are outrageously callous for not caring about the destructive lifestyle of your friends. Do you even weep for their upcoming sorrow.

                          Please please please do not be a gullible henchman for those devious atheists. Stand with us now where it counts and your "retirement plan" will include an eternity in Heaven with us. As we like to joke "Welcome to Heaven. Stay a while. Stay FOREVER!" (it's a Mission Impossible reference, haha)

                          P.S. Do you have a KJV 1611 Bible? If not, then we can send one to you for free.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • infoprodigy
                              Unsaved trash, false Christian
                              • Apr 2015
                              • 8
                              #8
                              Re: hi everyone

                              Its Mr Infoprodigy thanks. my age is on my profile, im 46, not sure how that matters. Not sure what you mean by "betters", as all believers are equal in the sight of God but to each thier own - its your site. As for my screen-name, its just a name - I give information to those that I get to know and learn to trust. As for the 'JOO' comment - The Jews are Gods chosen people, and witnessed the Gospel BEFORE the gentiles, thus I wouldnt use derogatory labels such as "JOO". Just an observation.
                              Additionally, references to drugs,, heroine and prostitutes....uh...really? Not sure where your going with that one ...
                              As for my salvation, its not just a claim - its a fact, but thats only for God to decide...
                              No, I dont need a bible - I have 5 of my own - would you like to borrow one? And yes, I have a KJV bible. However, should you prefer - I have other versions too, including digital bibles and commentaries. I also have D' Aubigne's "History of the Protestant Reformation" - no you cant borrow that one, sorry...
                              And "Pastor" - do you have something against "hunchbacks" and "cripples"? Just curious....
                              Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                                • infoprodigy
                                  Unsaved trash, false Christian
                                  • Apr 2015
                                  • 8
                                  #9
                                  Re: hi everyone

                                  Its Mr Infoprodigy thanks. my age is on my profile, im 46, not sure how that matters. Not sure what you mean by "betters", as all believers are equal in the sight of God but to each thier own - its your site. As for my screen-name, its just a name - I give information to those that I get to know and learn to trust. As for the 'JOO' comment - The Jews are Gods chosen people, and witnessed the Gospel BEFORE the gentiles, thus I wouldnt use derogatory labels such as "JOO". Just an observation.
                                  Additionally, references to drugs,, heroine and prostitutes....uh...really? Not sure where your going with that one ...
                                  As for my salvation, its not just a claim - its a fact, but thats only for God to decide...
                                  No, I dont need a bible - I have 5 of my own - would you like to borrow one? And yes, I have a KJV bible. However, should you prefer - I have other versions too, including digital bibles and commentaries. I also have D' Aubigne's "History of the Protestant Reformation" - no you cant borrow that one, sorry...
                                  And "Pastor" - do you have something against "hunchbacks" and "cripples"? Just curious....
                                  Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                                    • Zechariah Smyth
                                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Feb 2011
                                      • 15251
                                      #10
                                      Re: hi everyone

                                      Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
                                      blah blah blah And "Pastor" - do you have something against "hunchbacks" and "cripples"? Just curious....
                                      But not curious enough to read those 5 Bibles of yours?



                                      (Leviticus 21:18-21) For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God."

                                      Yours in Christ,

                                      Z. Smyth
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                                        • James Hutchins
                                          True Christian™
                                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                           
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 29453
                                          #11
                                          Re: hi everyone

                                          Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
                                          Its Mr Infoprodigy thanks. my age is on my profile, im 46, not sure how that matters. Not sure what you mean by "betters", as all believers are equal in the sight of God but to each thier own - its your site. As for my screen-name, its just a name - I give information to those that I get to know and learn to trust. As for the 'JOO' comment - The Jews are Gods chosen people, and witnessed the Gospel BEFORE the gentiles, thus I wouldnt use derogatory labels such as "JOO". Just an observation.
                                          Additionally, references to drugs,, heroine and prostitutes....uh...really? Not sure where your going with that one ...
                                          As for my salvation, its not just a claim - its a fact, but thats only for God to decide...
                                          No, I dont need a bible - I have 5 of my own - would you like to borrow one? And yes, I have a KJV bible. However, should you prefer - I have other versions too, including digital bibles and commentaries. I also have D' Aubigne's "History of the Protestant Reformation" - no you cant borrow that one, sorry...
                                          And "Pastor" - do you have something against "hunchbacks" and "cripples"? Just curious....
                                          Friend, I think you may of huffed a tad too much spray paint. The joos are NOT Gods 'Chosen people'. If they were, why would they of put Jesus up on the Cross? Why are there no joos in Heaven? Simple answer. The joo is only slightly better than the nigra and they have accounting skills as well as an uncanny ability to nag people into submission (hence making good attorneys).
                                          The only Bible that is accurate and unadulterated is the KJV. Everyone knows that.
                                          As far as hunchbacks, cripples and retards, God made them as punishment and to set an example for the non-believers. Tell me, every time you see a drooling retard, don't you say to yourself silently "Thank God that is not me'? Or "Look at the Hellish life that miserable person is living. I bet they cannot wait to die to finish off eternity in Hell'.
                                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                            • Mary Etheldreda
                                              Gushing for Jesus
                                               
                                              • Sep 2011
                                              • 23775
                                              #12
                                              Re: hi everyone

                                              Originally posted by infoprodigy View Post
                                              As for my salvation, its not just a claim - its a fact
                                              Your proof, dear?
                                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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