[Young Peter]

Re: My introduction.

Now I have a favour to ask you. Do you, or do you know anyone who is happy to do the Lord's work, no matter how unpleasant?

Hello Beatrice, I am eager to do the Lord's work, no matter how unpleasant or dangerous! I would like to talk to you in private and discuss how a good man serves the Lord, and what kinds of rewards a good, Christian man can expect for serving his savior!!!!!

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

Hello Beatrice, I am eager to do the Lord's work, no matter how unpleasant or dangerous! I would like to talk to you in private and discuss how a good man serves the Lord, and what kinds of rewards a good, Christian man can expect for serving his savior!!!!!

That sounds promising, Peter. But let me first ask if you are related to my husband. Does the 'Young' mean 'Little'?

[Young Peter]

Re: My introduction.

No people call me Young Peter because my grand pappy was Old Peter. I am anxious to talk with you privately as God has told me you are in great danger and He wants me to help you no matter how unpleasant it might be.

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

Young Peter, It would be much easier if you were to enable your private messaging.

[Young Peter]

Re: My introduction.

I believe it is enabled now. Send me your home address I plan to do extensive recon.

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

I believe it is enabled now. Send me your home address I plan to do extensive recon.

No. It's still not working. Let's deal with this on visitor's messages to stop boring everyone else.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: My introduction.

Beatrice,

Welcome to these forums...as a woman not much older than yourself, I look forward to having you as a Sister in Christ. As a repented woman, though not totally pure, like our dear Sister Naomi (have you found a suitor yet dear?). Anyway, tell me about your child...I'm so sorry you have an athiest for a husband...at least he got you saved.

However, I'm more distressed over what your husband wants you to do. However, God made your husband the head of you, like he is the head of the church. Therefore, as the church has to obey Jesus, you have to obey him. After all, he is accountable to God since you are subservient to him. For example, in a company, if something goes wrong, and someone from the top blames someone, it's generally the manager's fault, not the most bottom subordinate. Anyway, just obey Ephesians 5:22.

Your Sister in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Young Peter]

Re: My introduction.

I do not get how computers work but I am very good with my hands. If you know what I mean.

[GOD=life]

Re: My introduction.

If you know what I mean.

For clasping them together and praying, I pray?

[Young Peter]

Re: My introduction.

That too. But I am also good at doing difficult jobs that other people think are unpleasant. I am not afraid to roll my sleeves up and get my hands dirty. If you know what I mean.

[Didymus Much]

Re: My introduction.

This case does raise issues aside from the apparent ability to get multi-partner kinky sex while still abiding to the word of the Bible.

Like, how would tithing (a subject near and dear to the hearts of clergy everywhere) work?

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

This is my introduction thread. Not a place for grubby atheists like you to exercise their right arms

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My introduction.

Well said, Beatrice! I can't even understand what he's going on about.

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

Brother Machine, thank you. That atheist is clearly guilty of Onanism.

[Didymus Much]

Re: My introduction.

This is my introduction thread...

Which, though you may not have intended it, has raised some unique issues that deserve exploration from a True Christian(tm) perspective. So that's what I'm attempting to do.

...Not a place for grubby atheists like you to exercise their right arms

My hygiene is hardly germane to this discussion, O ye erstwhile complainer of derailment (and I'm ambidextrous).