[Faith_Machine]

Re: My introduction.

What is this about? Are you planning to rebuke Beatrice's husband, Peter?

I do hope you'll be careful. He sounds like a really crass individual, and I'd hate for you to be exposed to excessively vulgar language or other boorish behavior.

[Young Peter]

Re: My introduction.

Soon. Very soon.

I am an instrument of God's mighty justice.

[Young Peter]

Re: My introduction.

Thank you Brother Larry, I have been praying about this and God has already set His glorious plan in motion.

I am on the road right now and I will be in position to do His bidding come morning time.


Beatrice, you need not fear any longer, for you are under God's protection and He has wrapped His loving arms around you.

Soon there will be nothing that can come between you and the happiness that you deserve.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: My introduction.

Although you did not even acknowledge my message to you, I will put that obvious snobbery behind me and trudge forward toward Heaven, having forgiven you for being rude and unChristlike. No wonder you have such confusion in your life. No doubt you wore your tight jeans and a revealing top to church in hopes of seducing the Lord. Not gonna happen, Missy.

I would encourage you to allow Young Peter into your life. Young Peter has, in my experience, always been enjoyable, reliable, and steadfast. Young Peter will bring you a satisfying and fulfilling time of fellowship.

As for Didymus, I wish you would just allow him to ask his questions and then perhaps respond to him rather than shun him. Despite his obviously hell-bound soul, we continue to hold out hope that one day he will find the light of God's Word as a lamp unto his feet. Brother Much probably knows the Bible better than you, quite frankly. If only he would accept its teachings instead of spitting in our poor Baby Jesus' face.

COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[Didymus Much]

Re: My introduction.

...I'm off first thing in the morning to see my parents and go to church...

Hey, while you're there, why not ask your pastor about your situation?

And why he allows someone with (apparently) so little respect for the Word of God to defile his pews?

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

Little red "x" in the top right-hand corner of your browser window.

Though I would much rather this conversation continue, ON TOPIC.

I don't want to ignore the forum, I just want to ignore you. Anyway, I'm off first thing in the morning to see my parents and go to church. Hopefully, I will forget about you while I'm gone. Bye

[Didymus Much]

Re: My introduction.

To the mods, is there an "Ignore" function on this forum?

Little red "x" in the top right-hand corner of your browser window.

Though I would much rather this conversation continue, ON TOPIC.

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

To the mods, is there an "Ignore" function on this forum?

[Didymus Much]

Re: My introduction.

The Bible is never irrelevant.
Of that I am certain, and I am sure the pastors of this church feel the same.

What I'm certain of is that they quickly tire of posters who resort to strawman arguments and distraction instead of answering simple questions.

Do you love Jesus enough to sleep with men other than your husband?

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

The Bible is never irrelevant.
Of that I am certain, and I am sure the pastors of this church feel the same.

[Didymus Much]

Re: My introduction.

...irrelevant, so clipped...

Hello? This thread is about your salvation, not mine (that's a dead horse).

Have you decided to start obeying your husband, yet?

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

Hebrews 13:4 Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.


Genesis 38:9-10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

[Didymus Much]

Re: My introduction.

This is my introduction thread...

Which, though you may not have intended it, has raised some unique issues that deserve exploration from a True Christian(tm) perspective. So that's what I'm attempting to do.

...Not a place for grubby atheists like you to exercise their right arms

My hygiene is hardly germane to this discussion, O ye erstwhile complainer of derailment (and I'm ambidextrous).

[Beatrice Little]

Re: My introduction.

Brother Machine, thank you. That atheist is clearly guilty of Onanism.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My introduction.

Well said, Beatrice! I can't even understand what he's going on about.