[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello, Landover!

I work around pots and pans 4 days out of 7, and while people certainly love my pie, I don't think there is anything at all sexual about it.

Young man, you were created by the ALMIGHTY to worship and love Him and fellowship with Him. Start with the book of Genesis and continue all the way to the very last word of the book of Revelation and tell me how this is so difficult to understand, please.

Stop being such a mocking smart-@$$ and fall on your knees before the Lord. He can take your cookware-loving behind and create in you a new creation, cleansed from sin and headed for a mansion in Heaven. It's like the old hymn:

All to Jesus I surrender;
All to Him I freely give;
I will ever love and trust Him,
In His presence daily live.

Refrain:
I surrender all,
I surrender all;
All to Thee, my blessed Savior,
I surrender all.

All to Jesus I surrender;
Humbly at His feet I bow,
Worldly pleasures all forsaken;
Take me, Jesus, take me now!

All to Jesus I surrender;
Make me, Savior, wholly Thine;
Let me feel the Holy Spirit,
Truly know that Thou art mine.

All to Jesus I surrender;
Lord, I give myself to Thee;
Fill me with Thy love and power;
Let Thy blessing fall on me.

All to Jesus I surrender;
Now I feel the sacred flame.
Oh, the joy of full salvation!
Glory, glory, to His Name!

[dummifluidSwill]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Tell me how I'm being a smart ass.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Like I said, I do not mean to have intercourse with inanimate objects.

What? It just happens accidentally?

I just like people of all genders. That is where the pan comes from. I like every kind of grown up human being. Or I have the potential to.

So you want to be a cool guy. You're not attracted to every thing that moves, but you say you have the 'potential' to be. You know, that's really dumb. You're attracted to women, but you won't admit you're heterosexual, because it's not cool in your secular cult to say so. Accept Jesus into your life. He is waiting to enter you!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Hello! My name is Tobie and my goal is to find likeminded christians on this site with which to stand up to the disgusting bigotry on this site. I believe in a loving Jesus. I am a rational and spiritual thinker. I am pansexual and do not fit into the gender binary (they/them pronouns please , and I think that God created me that way. Lets stand up to hatred in all of its forms!!

They/them pronouns? OK, let me try:


Tobie is willfully ignorant of Biblical law, and the Lord finds them so disgusting that He will cast them into the lake of fire, where they shall burn for all of aeternity.


Did I get that right, sweetie?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Like I said, I do not mean to have intercourse with inanimate objects.

Whether you meant to or not it is still wrong.

You need to find a young woman to settle down with and have many, many glorious young soldiers for Jesus.

YIC

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Hello! My name is Tobie and my goal is to find likeminded christians on this site with which to stand up to the disgusting bigotry on this site. I believe in a loving Jesus. I am a rational and spiritual thinker. I am pansexual and do not fit into the gender binary (they/them pronouns please , and I think that God created me that way. Lets stand up to hatred in all of its forms!!

You can think what you want and create your own religion where your own personal supreme being thinks you're just wonderful. That is exactly what 99.99% of the world does and has always done, which is why 99.99% of the world is going to spend eternity roasting on a spit in Hell.

We, on the other hand, are not the least bit interested in your religion or any of your other misguided opinions. Your "rational" thinking (not to mention your sinful, explicitly condemned-by-God behavior) makes you a hell-bound fraud.

1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

We worship the one true God and follow the rules He gave us in the Holy KJV Bible. That's all there is to it.

You can call yourself a Christian all you want, but you ain't. But perhaps you can take some condolence is knowing that you will have lots of company where you're going.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Saying you're pansexual means you are involved in sexual activity with anything on Earth, regardless if it's... a toaster

Currently having a bit of a PTSD-style flashback.

I was lost before I found God.

[Justin G]

Re: Hello, Landover!

...I am pansexual and do not fit into the gender binary (they/them pronouns please , and I think that God created me that way...

Sorry, but each person devoted to THE LORD GOD must pick at least one type of genitals to hate.


Leviticus 15:26 Every bed whereon she lies all the days of her discharge shall be to her as the bed of her period: and everything whereon she sits shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her period.

Habakkuk 2:16 Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the LORD's right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory.