[Midge Murphy]

Re: I want to be saved but i have so many questions first

Sir i regret to inform you my mother is not a laundress.
she graduated from Harvard and continued grad school at MIT. My father is a doctor in New York and i have a great relationship with both. I did not come here to be insulted I came here for answers.I am an excellent reader and consider my elf to be well-educated. Also how can you past judgement upon me when your picture clearly shows that you have tattoos.

Who insulted you? Brother James asks you a few innocuous questions and you get all uppity. Nobody here is racist. We like everybody equally.

I, for example, am super duper friendly and I share my recipes with the forum (I am a former midget and aspiring chef). In your honor, I have cooked up (get it!!) a recipe just for you.

COLLARD GREENS AND CARP

Wash 10 collard green leaves. Using your son's switchblade, cut off long stem at the base of each leaf; carefully shave the remaining thick stem. Chop leaves. In 2-quart saucepan, heat 1 cup water to boiling. Add chopped collard greens. Boil 15 to 18 minutes or until softened; drain. Pat dry with paper towels.

In 4-quart Dutch oven, melt 1/4 cup butter over medium-high heat. Cook collard greens, 2 sliced onions, 1 sliced bell pepper, 2 tablespoons water and 1 teaspoon salt in butter 4 to 6 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onion is crisp-tender.

Get a carp and cut the fish into 3x3/4-inch strips; add to vegetables. Sprinkle with 1/2 teaspoon salt, some paprika and pepper. Cover and simmer 6 to 8 minutes or until fish flakes easily with fork.

Call your children to the table in alphabetical order according to the surname of their respective fathers. Make them read the Bible (I suggest Song of Solomon 1:5-6) in order to qualify for supper.

DEELICIOUS. Hope you enjoy!!

[ExGay Alex]

Re: I want to be saved but i have so many questions first

I used to like chicken but I've never actually had fried chicken just grilled and baked

You should try it! Doesn't it look scrumptious??

[Esther B.]

Re: I want to be saved but i have so many questions first

Welcome, Ms. Rose! If you would like some answers to your questions, all you have to do is find a KJV (King James Version) 1611 Bible and read it from front to back. Everything you need to know will be somewhere in it's Holy pages.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: I want to be saved but i have so many questions first

I'm sorry for coming off as rude. I deeply apologize. I do not currently attend a church. The last church I attended with my grandparents on my fathers side was a baptist church although i stopped going because we moved away rom ym grandparents. What do you mean by my elf?

Young lady, you have no good excuse from leaving a proper Baptist Christian church. The Lord commands us to keep the Sabbath holy. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy." Exodus 20:8 Is that too much for your puny little brain?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I want to be saved but i have so many questions first

Greetings, Delilah. I am always thrilled to meet a young lady such as yourself who has a great spiritual thirst.

Tell me, do you enjoy Skyping? I find it is a wonderful platform for fellowship.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I want to be saved but i have so many questions first

Sir i regret to inform you my mother is not a laundress.
she graduated from Harvard and continued grad school at MIT. My father is a doctor in New York and i have a great relationship with both. I did not come here to be insulted I came here for answers.I am an excellent reader and consider my elf to be well-educated. Also how can you past judgement upon me when your picture clearly shows that you have tattoos.

Typical
Forgive me for assuming your mother worked as a productive member of society. It greatly disheartens me to find people so eagerly living off of the 'Obama teat'. You should be ashamed.
I have no tattoos. You are mistaken.
You asked about your piercings and other flesh abominations. I answered.
If you cannot be civil to your betters, I'll have to ask you to leave.
If you love Jesus, you wlil commit to Him. Commitment is something most darkies have a hard time doing and instead are more comfortable running from one looted sneaker store to the next.
Ask not what Jesus can do for you but what you can do for Jesus!