[FagWolf]

Re: Introduction

As I have said before, it is only a metaphor for now. I am truly only a werewolf in mind and in spirit. I am however studying various sources to become one physically. This coming semester, I will be studying human anatomy and physiology at college, while in my own time, I will be studying and performing different methods of "dark" magic in hopes of bridging the gaps between the two and to attain the body of an apex predator.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introduction

Hello, Gay Wolf, I must admit I'm a bit confused about this werewolf business of yours. I thought that stuff was make-believe. We only believe in things that are real here.

[Eternal Flame]

Re: Introduction

Ma'am, it makes no difference to me whether you're pregnant or not, and as far as "manners" go . . . . let's just say I understand the concept, I just don't practice them like I am.

You strike me as a basement dwelling man of great weight who complains about good corporations and Republicans in an attempt to explain away your lack of social grace and Godly favor. Tell me, what have you done with your life that compares to her gift of life?

Genesis 1:27-28
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

God said be fruitful and multiply and exert dominion over the animals which this good Christian woman has done. You've corrupted this to mean fornicate with the animals

And we're the crazy ones

[Didymus Much]

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...and as far as "manners" go . . . . let's just say I understand the concept...

I highly recommend faking it as necessary, then.

Oh, and keeping in mind that the purpose of Landover is to reveal the Word of Gawd in all its gory glory.

If you can handle those your stay here could be long, fruitful and quite educational.

If not, let me be the first to say farewell.

[FagWolf]

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Ma'am, it makes no difference to me whether you're pregnant or not, and as far as "manners" go . . . . let's just say I understand the concept, I just don't practice them like I am.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Introduction

Mrs. Johnson,your attempts to frighten me into a state of repentance are lackadaisical, as well as futile. Hell, a James Hutchins gave a more graphic and detailed threat as to what would happen to me, yet I spat at him and shrugged his words aside.

Why would you spit a good, godly man? And I dare you, would you spit at me, a pregnant lady? If so, do you have any manners...I'm not even discussing morals! Goodness! Praise Jesus, He told us what to do. "But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also." Matthew 5:39

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introduction

...I spat at him and shrugged his words aside.

Everyone gets it. You're so evil and depraved and unrepentant. Ooooh.

Even Jesus says there are times to just give up, damn them to hell if they won't listen, and don't look back:

Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

So why should the admins (our hosts) continue to tolerate your presence/pay for your bandwidth consumption?

[Eternal Flame]

Re: Introduction

Mrs. Johnson,your attempts to frighten me into a state of repentance are lackadaisical, as well as futile. Hell, a James Hutchins gave a more graphic and detailed threat as to what would happen to me, yet I spat at him and shrugged his words aside.

This is how you talk to a fine woman of the kingdom trying to save your soul? Listen buddy, hell isn't anything to play with and you're well on your way there. How were you raised? You admit to homosexual relations with animals and aren't afraid of hell.

[FagWolf]

Re: Introduction

I'm so concerned with your lackadaisical attitude towards hell! Imagine your worst scenario every happening to you, and multiply 10000000000x, and then imagine living with that pain for infinity! Do you really want that? I doubt it! Obeying Jesus is not hard; His instructions are easily laid out for us! "Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light." Matthew 11:29-30.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Mrs. Johnson,your attempts to frighten me into a state of repentance are lackadaisical, as well as futile. Hell, a James Hutchins gave a more graphic and detailed threat as to what would happen to me, yet I spat at him and shrugged his words aside.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Introduction

I'm so concerned with your lackadaisical attitude towards hell! Imagine your worst scenario every happening to you, and multiply 10000000000x, and then imagine living with that pain for infinity! Do you really want that? I doubt it! Obeying Jesus is not hard; His instructions are easily laid out for us! "Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light." Matthew 11:29-30.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Prayer Knight]

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Greetings, enemy of Christ!

While the Bible instructs us not to be ensnared by the likes of you and your evil, homosexual (Romans 1:32), Satan-wHOREshipping (Matthew 16:18), witch-crafting ways (Exodus 22:18), I, as a humble servant of God, offer to extend you an invitation to forfeit your wicked lifestyle and turn yourself over to Christ. If not, as stated, you will be administering your eternity to agonizing punishment in the scalding lava of Hell, and more importantly, you will be disappointing Jesus.

Friend, I urge you with the utmost concern to renounce your homosexual, asshamburger, furry lifestyle.

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

[_GiftOfGod_]

Re: Introduction

Since I haven't made an introduction as of yet, I suppose it is better late than never to start one. To begin, I'm a 21 year old dark-furred werewolf diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. I have a Jewish boyfriend whom I love and would lay my life down for in an instant. I enjoy video games under the survival horror genre like Dead Space, Doom, and Resident Evil. Also I enjoy outdoor activities such as Archery, Rifling, Rowing, Swimming, Running, and Camping.

That lifestyle is an abomination in the eyes of the lord! you need to stop and procreate like you were meant to.
Don't indulge in these homosexual acts!

You should turn to the word of Chris before is too late.

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Introduction

Witch Hammer, I'd rather work a miracle in the lamb

That's disgusting. Really.

[Eternal Flame]

Re: Introduction

Witch Hammer, I'd rather work a miracle in the lamb

I know who I'm fantasizing about being in hell tonight!

[FagWolf]

Re: Introduction

Witch Hammer, I'd rather work a miracle in the lamb