Why not swing by our church

[Jasper.Luke]

Hello forum users,

I'm Jasper from Gethsemane Baptist Missionary Association in Columbia. SC,
who knew there was a forum for baptists? not me that's for sure.

I would like to openly invite anyone here to swing by our church or pop in for a drink if time so allows.

We are a very friendly group and we are always looking for knew people to come by and join in or even speak at a sermon.

Rev. Algerron Williams and i would very much like to see some new faces.

Feel free to check out the website or phone the church if you have some questions.

Hope to see you at the church soon (make sure you mention my name so i get extra brownie points)

Jasper.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Hello forum users,

I'm Jasper from Gethsemane Baptist Missionary Association in Columbia. SC,
who knew there was a forum for baptists? not me that's for sure.

I would like to openly invite anyone here to swing by our church or pop in for a drink if time so allows.

We are a very friendly group and we are always looking for knew people to come by and join in or even speak at a sermon.

Rev. Algerron Williams and i would very much like to see some new faces.

Feel free to check out the website or phone the church if you have some questions.

Hope to see you at the church soon (make sure you mention my name so i get extra brownie points)

Jasper.

You failed to post a link to your church website, so I'll do it for you: GBA website. I notice you have a nigra pastor.

Please tell us about yourself, your family and your church. We would all love to hear about your walk with Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Jasper.Luke]

Re: Why not swing by our church

You failed to post a link to your church website, so I'll do it for you: GBA website. I notice you have a nigra pastor.

Please tell us about yourself, your family and your church. We would all love to hear about your walk with Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thank you for posting the website, i think it slipped my mind, on the plus side at least i know the church is easy to find on the website.

Ive been attending the church for 15 years and since retiring worked my way up to the position of secretary, not to confident on the position as of yet!

I was a social worker for many years as is my wife currently, i have one daughter who is 8 years old.

I was very busy as a social worker and didnt have alot of time free to attend church. Thats why since retirement i have been spending alot of time at the church as i owe it to myself.

The church caters for our BME group in the city, I found out about the church through my affiliation with the black social workers association, we worked alot with the families who attended the church.

I wasnt planning on staying on the forum too long as i wanted to publicize the church for our pastor, however you seem friendly enough.

Contact me if you want anymore information about the church friend.

Jasper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why not swing by our church

So you're a nigro too?

Have you taken a look at our ex-negro ministry?

[Jasper.Luke]

Re: Why not swing by our church

So you're a nigro too?

Have you taken a look at our ex-negro ministry?

Haha thats very funny sir, even though those stero-types have been exaggerated alot, alot of folk around here do believe that black youth do these kinds of things.

We dont help our image ill certainly give you that (baltimore riots) but i can confirm none of our youth attending the church have done any rioting or escalade driving thats for sure.

I think that post was written in good taste, and Remy has certainly captured the country's views.

But as hes a frenchie im sure he has the stero-types worse than the rest of us black folk.

[Eternal Flame]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Thank you for posting the website, i think it slipped my mind, on the plus side at least i know the church is easy to find on the website.

Ive been attending the church for 15 years and since retiring worked my way up to the position of secretary, not to confident on the position as of yet!

I was a social worker for many years as is my wife currently, i have one daughter who is 8 years old.

I was very busy as a social worker and didnt have alot of time free to attend church. Thats why since retirement i have been spending alot of time at the church as i owe it to myself.

The church caters for our BME group in the city, I found out about the church through my affiliation with the black social workers association, we worked alot with the families who attended the church.

I wasnt planning on staying on the forum too long as i wanted to publicize the church for our pastor, however you seem friendly enough.

Contact me if you want anymore information about the church friend.

Jasper

Tell me, Pastor Williams, is he there for your black only service? What time is the whites service?

[Jasper.Luke]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Tell me, Pastor Williams, is he there for your black only service? What time is the whites service?

Same service, same pastor.

I dont like in Texas haha.

[Eternal Flame]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Same service, same pastor.

I dont like in Texas haha.

So you have an openly negro pastor leading your entire church?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why not swing by our church

So you have an openly negro pastor leading your entire church?

I know, right? That's what I was saying.

I'll bet their "Pastor" tap dances at the services. I'd like to see that. I enjoy a good tap dancing boy.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Same service, same pastor.

I dont like in Texas haha.

Your tone seems, if you'll pardon my saying so, insubordinate and uppity. You'd best start shuckin' & jivin' if you want to get this turned around in the right direction, boy.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Mr Luke, It says on your website that Walter Butler is secretary. I'd certainly see to it that that gets fixed. Pronto.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Welcome friend. As a truck driver, I find myself all over God's Favorite Country®. I assume you have reciprocal 'Insiders Agreements®' in place with Landover? I looked at the Blue Book but did not see your Church listed.
I am enthralled with people, even ones like you, trying to be Christian. Like watching a ant trying to steal an entire sandwich. You know it is impossible for a nigra to stuff an entire watermelon in his mouth, yet they try.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Why not swing by our church

Welcome. Why do you have a black pastor leading the congregation? Unless this is a black only church, this is wrong. "Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;" Ephesians 6:5