hi

[WarriorOfGod]

Hello , my name is Ella , am 38 years old From Scotland.
Married but with no kids .
i was born into the Catholic church , married in the Catholic church to my husband who is an atheist .
When i was young i dabbled in the Occult , i now regret that .
I was a silly teenager at the time.
Sorry if my spelling is off or my grammar is off.
I have a learning disorder , i use a spell checker, but some times it don't work .

I joined this forum to learn more about Jesus .
My only teaching of Jesus was at School , but i dont remember much about it .
Just bible stories .
I have asked my husband in the past if he wanted to be saved
he said no , i have asked him again ,but i know the answer will be no

[Jack Glass]

Re: hi

Welcome, Ella.

Where in Scotland are you?

If you're close to me, or if you're further away, but prepared to pay for my petrol, I could pop round and beat the atheist out of your ungodly husband.

[WarriorOfGod]

Re: hi

Am in Edinburgh.
Even if he was beaten, he still not change his mind.
He is that stubborn .
Thank you for welcoming me

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: hi

Welcome, Ella.

Am in Edinburgh.

Oh, bad luck. A grey and dismal little town. I assume this is your Godless husband's fault.

Tell us, have you now put the Cathlic heresy behind you and come to Jesus? What church do you go to, and what is your favorite Bible verse?

[Roland]

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Welcome, Ella.

Where in Scotland are you?

If you're close to me, or if you're further away, but prepared to pay for my petrol, I could pop round and beat the atheist out of your ungodly husband.

Since you are not saved and (for the purpose of argument) can´t rely on God to protect you, don´t you have a slight worry it might be you who gets the beating, getting your ass handed to you by her husband?

Should this happen I guess you could frame it as persecution though.

Kind regards, Roland

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: hi

Hello , my name is Ella , am 38 years old From Scotland.
Married but with no kids .
i was born into the Catholic church , married in the Catholic church to my husband who is an atheist .
When i was young i dabbled in the Occult , i now regret that .
I was a silly teenager at the time.
Sorry if my spelling is off or my grammar is off.
I have a learning disorder , i use a spell checker, but some times it don't work .

I joined this forum to learn more about Jesus .
My only teaching of Jesus was at School , but i dont remember much about it .
Just bible stories .
I have asked my husband in the past if he wanted to be saved
he said no , i have asked him again ,but i know the answer will be no

Welcome back warriorofgod2453. I do hope that this time it is Jesus that has brought you here and not simply to mock Him.

YIC

[Jack Glass]

Re: hi

Since you are not saved and (for the purpose of argument) can´t rely on God to protect you, don´t you have a slight worry it might be you who gets the beating, getting your ass handed to you by her husband?

Should this happen I guess you could frame it as persecution though.

Kind regards, Roland

I don't care for your tone, or your language.

I live in a small village in Edinburgh called Corstorphine. You are not admitted to Corstorphine unless you're rock hard.

And I've got burly mates.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I live in a small village in Edinburgh called Corstorphine.

That's not the name of a village, that's the name of an anti-emetic.

[Roland]

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[...]You are not admitted to Corstorphine unless you're rock hard.

I guess that is true: Corstorphine turned their railroad track into a bicyclepath and riding a bicycle will make you hard as a rock and rock hard, if you´re so inclined.

And I've got burly mates.

Whatever rocks your boat mate

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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That's not the name of a village, that's the name of an anti-emetic.

Good for them, those no good Joos killed Jesus

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

Re: hi

Am in Edinburgh.
Even if he was beaten, he still not change his mind.
He is that stubborn .
Thank you for welcoming me

One must never underestimate the power of a good beating when it comes to driving out the Devil. Believe me, we use that technique often. Sometimes, a beating by itself is not enough to win the contest, but when combined with gouging, whipping, branding, finger or toe breaking, scalding, partial strangulation and occasionally fingernail pulling, it has been proven to work every time. We frequently see the newly saved using their recuperation time to study scripture, giving the new Christian a better understanding of God's love for him.

I grieve with you over your being stranded in godless Scotland. Maybe you should come to America. All the Christians in your vicinity came here a long time ago. They are well known here for their thrift and stern attitude toward sin.

God Bless!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I assume that you have your husband's permission to post here? How many papist bastard children have you plopped out?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Eucharista McBride]

Re: hi

Hello , my name is Ella , am 38 years old From Scotland.
Married but with no kids .
i was born into the Catholic church , married in the Catholic church to my husband who is an atheist .
When i was young i dabbled in the Occult , i now regret that .
I was a silly teenager at the time.
Sorry if my spelling is off or my grammar is off.
I have a learning disorder , i use a spell checker, but some times it don't work .

I joined this forum to learn more about Jesus .
My only teaching of Jesus was at School , but i dont remember much about it .
Just bible stories .
I have asked my husband in the past if he wanted to be saved
he said no , i have asked him again ,but i know the answer will be no

The bitter smell of incense betrays you. There is no Salvation for a potatoe worshipper and its best you prepare now for the Everlasting Damnation that is all you deserve. Living in Scotland, you probably won't notice much difference. Praise the Lord.