Saved by the forum

[Lee Powers Jackson]

Just when the mooslimbs were gettin' to me, I found this forum. It opened up my eyes on how video games and mushlimes are the scum of God's green earth. I praise God, the holy son Jesus Christ, and Landover Baptist forums every day for savin' little ole me. Thank you for bein' such an aceptin' comunity.

[Bobby Against Gays]

Re: Saved by the forum

Amen BROTHER! The mushlims are the work of the devil, as are the gays. We live in tuf times today with the big court tellin us that the gays can get married n all now, so its nice to have guidance from this little community. Welcome!

[Lee Powers Jackson]

Re: Saved by the forum

Thank you Brother Bobby.

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Saved by the forum

hey dude. cool beard. just like Jesus had. you will fit in perfectly with us real Christians. but honestly, i think Muslims (the proper spelling) are not all that bad. give them a chance.

Amen BROTHER! The mushlims are the work of the devil, as are the gays. We live in tuf times today with the big court tellin us that the gays can get married n all now, so its nice to have guidance from this little community. Welcome!

hey. you should be more tolerant to gays. they are cool people. being gays is not that bad. Jesus said he loved everyone in Luke i think. i think we should too.

[Damned Angelique]

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Amen BROTHER! The mushlims are the work of the devil, as are the gays. We live in tuf times today with the big court tellin us that the gays can get married n all now, so its nice to have guidance from this little community. Welcome!

Why don't you make you're own intro thread and tell everyone about yourself...
And don't forget: favorite verse, what church you attend, and how you found Jesus...

[Lee Powers Jackson]

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The mushlimites have no purpra spellin. They be the spawn o stan. Thank ya for the wurm welcom howevr friend

[Bobby Against Gays]

Re: Saved by the forum

hey. you should be more tolerant to gays. they are cool people. being gays is not that bad. Jesus said he loved everyone in Luke i think. i think we should too.

Well I'll be, a fella who says we should 'tolarate' these here people who are menacing our present day society. You ever look at un o those gays in the eyes? Nuttin there. No soul. Them bodies are filled with fire n KY Jelly. I once drove into a Macdonalds drive thru and a gay fella took my order. When I asked him if he new christ he just tole me that he aint been to church in a long while, n he mustve cursed my burger with that gay magic cuz soons I got home I touched my sons genitals likes I always wanted to.I knew Christ is about patience n sacrifice, but the gays that cursed my burger were driven only by sex and evil. I tells you what, now that those gays can combine forces theys gon be cursin lots of burgers and I dont want that for my kid. N you know what, they must be tellin the mushliems to, bcuz them mooslimbs dont like to eat burgers. All those mooslimes know what aint good for them in those burgers. Its a scary world out dere , n you aint gone get through it with your "tolarating"

[Elmer G. White]

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Well I'll be, a fella who says we should 'tolarate' these here people who are menacing our present day society. You ever look at un o those gays in the eyes? Nuttin there. No soul. Them bodies are filled with fire n KY Jelly. I once drove into a Macdonalds drive thru and a gay fella took my order. When I asked him if he new christ he just tole me that he aint been to church in a long while, n he mustve cursed my burger with that gay magic cuz soons I got home I touched my sons genitals likes I always wanted to.I knew Christ is about patience n sacrifice, but the gays that cursed my burger were driven only by sex and evil. I tells you what, now that those gays can combine forces theys gon be cursin lots of burgers and I dont want that for my kid. N you know what, they must be tellin the mushliems to, bcuz them mooslimbs dont like to eat burgers. All those mooslimes know what aint good for them in those burgers. Its a scary world out dere , n you aint gone get through it with your "tolarating"

Mr. Bobby,

You seem to be decent young youth who is potentially useful raw material for Jesus to be molded into a Soldier for our Savior! There are obviously some issues that we'll be praying for including your slightly retarded spelling.

1 Corinthians 14:13
Wherefore let him that speaketh in an unknown tongue pray that he may interpret.

Nothing a decent amount of prayer will not cure, if you're ready to open your heart to Jesus!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Saved by the forum

Just when the mooslimbs were gettin' to me, I found this forum. It opened up my eyes on how video games and mushlimes are the scum of God's green earth. I praise God, the holy son Jesus Christ, and Landover Baptist forums every day for savin' little ole me. Thank you for bein' such an aceptin' comunity.

God bless you Brother Jackson, and welcome to the forum.

Indeed, the mooselimb menace is something to be concerned about - and while they do pose a threat to the Kingdom of God here on earth, the good news is that Jesus has them otherwise occupied killing each other as well.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Jesus said he loved everyone in Luke i think.

Dear friend:

On this discussion board, when we make assertions like that, we back them up with direct quotations from Scripture. Thank you for your anticipated future compliance, and have a blessed day.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Jesus said he loved everyone in Luke i think. i think we should too.

Nice try, atheist.

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Rather than spending your free time trying to make Jesus look like some sissy-boy, why don't you actually read the Bible(KJV1611)?

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Saved by the forum

Just when the mooslimbs were gettin' to me, I found this forum. It opened up my eyes on how video games and mushlimes are the scum of God's green earth. I praise God, the holy son Jesus Christ, and Landover Baptist forums every day for savin' little ole me. Thank you for bein' such an aceptin' comunity.

Welcome to our friendly forums! We are indeed a very welcoming community. The Pastor doesn't care from whom or where the money comes. We welcome it all. We're ever so close on getting his new jet!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Saved by the forum

Just when the mooslimbs were gettin' to me, I found this forum. It opened up my eyes on how video games and mushlimes are the scum of God's green earth. I praise God, the holy son Jesus Christ, and Landover Baptist forums every day for savin' little ole me. Thank you for bein' such an aceptin' comunity.

This being the INTRODUCTIONS section of the forum, we would expect that you might properly introduce yourself. Your hometown, your age, the Church you were raised in, your family, your wife's best pie, your favorite Scriptures, the sins you've struggled with, and so on.

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[Lee Powers Jackson]

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Thanks for the warm welcome yall. I made an introduction post not realizin that i made this one too Pastor

[Bobby Against Gays]

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Mr. Bobby,

There are obviously some issues that we'll be praying for including your slightly retarded spelling.

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I see what youre meanin with my spelling, I aint never done well in no schooling. But ya know what i say? My head aint filled up with all da edumacation that alls the others are gettin, ins stead I got more room up der for jesus to live inside me. All that edumacation leeks into yore heart, and out from youre heart comes the big ol guy up in the sky. I choose to live the simple life of barbecuking and fishin and spreadin the word of our lord, which dont need no proper spelling.