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Hello, and I am here because I believe that gays are responsible for the liberal movement and should all be transported to an active nuclear test site, or better yet, used as projectiles to fight the Islamic State. Jesus rules, gays drool.
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Weak introduction.Originally posted by Goodmorning View PostHello, and I am here because I believe that gays are responsible for the liberal movement and should all be transported to an active nuclear test site, or better yet, used as projectiles to fight the Islamic State. Jesus rules, gays drool.
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In case you were wondering, my name is Jacob Armson, and I live in Scottsville, TX and attend Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church.Comment
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That's better...Originally posted by Goodmorning View Post
Tell us about your gun arsenal. How many Christian soldiers has your wife pumped out? Favorite Bible verse?Comment
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I'm not married, and I cannot identify a single verse that I like better than all the rest, but I do support Genesis 1:19because it refers to the Thursday that it all happened.And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.Comment
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good evening, Goodmoring (heheheOriginally posted by Goodmorning View PostHello, and I am here because I believe that gays are responsible for the liberal movement and should all be transported to an active nuclear test site, or better yet, used as projectiles to fight the Islamic State. Jesus rules, gays drool.
). i think that forcing gays to do those things would be against the law as well as very mean but i respect your opinion as all of the other members here also do. hope you enjoy the forum, friend!
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.Comment
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Not married? What, you can't afford to purchase a wife?Originally posted by Goodmorning View Post
I suggest you get a job, son. People will begin assuming you're some kind of fag if you don't own a wife...
You're not some kind of fag, are you?
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Jacob. I'm wondering why you're not married? You aren't a homer, are you?
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Welcome! May God bless your time on these Godly forums!sigpic
Praise Jesus! For He alone savesComment
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Welcome! Why not you work hard, gain 50 shekels, and get yourself a wife (remember, biblical rape is ok and condoned by God. "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days." Deuteronomy 22:28-29"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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