Hello,

[carlitosfromthesouth]

Hello brothers. I just have found this beatiful forum full of wisdom. I have to tell you that I'm a conversed atheist. I was atheist since when I was 12 years old to one year ago, now I'm 35. Now being a christian I feel very iluminated and day after day I am full of joy.


I only have one concern before keep posting here. I'am from southamerica and what I have heard is that most americans confuse all what is below Rio Bravo as mexicans (I have noticed this playing dota 2 in USA servers). I want to clarify that I'm not mexican, I'm from chile and if you see a map you'll notice that is very far way from mexico.

I have nothing against mexicans, indeed I feel a depth steem to them, I really enjoyed watching "El Chavo del ocho" in my childhood.

My concern is that I read a post in this forum where Donald Triump is praised for his wisdom, and we all know what he said about mexicans, so I am afraid of being banned after this very first post because of a misunderstanding about the country I was born .

Here is the post mentioned above:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=106415

I just want to clarify, finally, that I am from chile not mexico, if you have any doubts please refer to a map.

Be god with you all.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello,

Hello brothers. I just have found this beatiful forum full of wisdom. I have to tell you that I'm a conversed atheist. I was atheist since when I was 12 years old to one year ago, now I'm 35. Now being a christian I feel very iluminated and day after day I am full of joy.


I only have one concern before keep posting here. I'am from southamerica and what I have heard is that most americans confuse all what is below Rio Bravo as mexicans (I have noticed this playing dota 2 in USA servers). I want to clarify that I'm not mexican, I'm from chile and if you see a map you'll notice that is very far way from mexico.

I have nothing against mexicans, indeed I feel a depth steem to them, I really enjoyed watching "El Chavo del ocho" in my childhood.

My concern is that I read a post in this forum where Donald Triump is praised for his wisdom, and we all know what he said about mexicans, so I am afraid of being banned after this very first post because of a misunderstanding about the country I was born .

Here is the post mentioned above:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=106415

I just want to clarify, finally, that I am from chile not mexico, if you have any doubts please refer to a map.

Be god with you all.

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, wetback. Just confess that you're a Mexicoon, tell Jesus how sorry you are for it, and let His grace wash over you and make you clean.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello,

I just want to clarify, finally, that I am from chile not mexico, if you have any doubts please refer to a map.

Be god with you all.

Mr. Carlito,

Thank you for your concern. As a Creation Scientist I am totally unbiased, so I gave you the benefit of doubt.

I referred to a map. It is here.



Now, let us examine this piece of evidence. It is exactly what you required. A map. It shows in descending order (country - state - region - city) the names I searched. Thus, we have here the city of Chile in the region and state called Antofagasta in a larger entity called - you guessed it - the country of Mexico. If I were you I'd have some words to tell your geography teacher. I understand perfectly that this not YOUR fault. It is the parents, the teachers and the inferior educational system supported by the false Catholic Church that have caused this commotion. Fortunately, slight retardation is no obstacle when it comes to potential Salvation.

Matthew 5:3
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


Now, we can go on to your introduction! I'm really anxious to know your favorite verse but slightly worried that you might have papist connections.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello,

Dear Carl;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I must say that I am impressed at your ability to speak American (God's favorite language). Did you learn from Missionaries, or did you just pick up some American from selling Chicklets to tourists in downtown Tijuana?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[carlitosfromthesouth]

Re: Hello,

Well, I was raised to respect my host when I am a visitor so I will not argue about the land I was born.

About my pappist connections, indeed my family is catholic, most of the people in my country are, and most of the time I just feel terrified how wrong they are.

Thanks for praising my english. I am afraid I was not taught by missionaires, I just learnt it in my own, mostly reading sacrilegical english written books in the dark period of my life. From time to time I see some mormons missioning here, you know the ones dressed with white shirt and black pants, very formal in my opinion, and risking looking gay, very nice people (I just double checked in my dictionary the meaning of "nice" and is very different of "good looking guy"). So I will say the are "gentle" it sound better and doesn't take place to seconds interpretarions

I'm a little frightened to mention my favorite verse, since I feel shy to express it because I don't even have the 0,001 percent of your biblical wisdom, in other words I am still an ignorant with the message of the bible. But here it goes:

http://biblia.com/books/kjv1900/Dt25.11

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, nthine eye shall not pity her.

I know is a little naive, but how can a woman dare to interrupt a good fight grabbing one's men genitals? I completely agree about the mutilation hand part.

God bless you!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello,

Well, I was raised to respect my host when I am a visitor so I will not argue about the land I was born.

About my pappist connections, indeed my family is catholic, most of the people in my country are, and most of the time I just feel terrified how wrong they are.

Thanks for praising my english. I am afraid I was not taught by missionaires, I just learnt it in my own, mostly reading sacrilegical english written books in the dark period of my life. From time to time I see some mormons missioning here, you know the ones dressed with white shirt and black pants, very formal in my opinion, and risking looking gay, very nice people (I just double checked in my dictionary the meaning of "nice" and is very different of "good looking guy"). So I will say the are "gentle" it sound better and doesn't take place to seconds interpretarions

I'm a little frightened to mention my favorite verse, since I feel shy to express it because I don't even have the 0,001 percent of your biblical wisdom, in other words I am still an ignorant with the message of the bible. But here it goes:

http://biblia.com/books/kjv1900/Dt25.11

I know is a little naive, but how can a woman dare to interrupt a good fight grabbing one's men genitals? I completely agree about the mutilation hand part.

God bless you!

I know, right? What kind of slut tries to fondle the junk of her husband's foe in the middle of a fist fight? Such a woman is lucky to only have her hand lopped off for such whorish behavior.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello,

I know is a little naive, but how can a woman dare to interrupt a good fight grabbing one's men genitals? I completely agree about the mutilation hand part.

For the most part women are lascivious whores who think nothing of defiling and Godly Christian males nethers.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello,

Hey there Carlota, how you doin' on this lovely afternoon? I must confess I only had time to briefly skim your post, but I just want to assure you there is absolutely no prejudice allowed here, and a "sexy senorita" such as yourself is more than welcome to fellowship with us, as long as you don't try to fornicate with anybody.

Say, do you have a Web cam?