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  • Whitewash_Jones
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2015
    • 1

    #1

    The Lord guided me.

    I know I'm not exactly worthy to stand in your presences. Not one bit. But I was taught right. I know my place.

    See, I KNOW I'm an abomination unto the Lord. I understand because of my heathen negro blood the Lord Christ hates me with all his heart. But I'm trying hard as I can to get the smallest chance of getting His forgiveness.

    I was adopted by goodly WHITE CHRISTIAN parents and they did everything in their power to stamp the awful, unclean negro out of me. They taught me I was an inferior creature because of what I was. They taught me how to talk to a superior, honest White Christian as a lesser should.

    I've been raised in a church environment my whole life, attending the Cavalry Cross Baptist Church. I learned the light and word of the Lord God and I learned to not trust anyone not White because of the wickedness that lays in ALL their hearts.

    If I was to have to give a favorite passage, it would have to be Deuteronomy 7:3 because the wisdom is right there and I believe it with all my heart. By no means should a strong, righteous bloodline be ruined with an unworthy lineage. I can admire a pious TRUE Christian woman, but I know my place and I know I'd only shame and burden her.

    I found the Almighty Lord through the firm hand of my father. He knew I was a stupid, inferior thing and he firmly guided me, frequently quoting Genesis 21:20-21 as he taught me in a way only my negro blood could understand. It is thanks to his consistent firm teaching, helped by strength given by Jesus Christ that he managed to teach me how to be a semi-civilized thing.

    Praise be to His word.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: The Lord guided me.

    Originally posted by Whitewash_Jones View Post
    See, I KNOW I'm an abomination unto the Lord. I understand because of my heathen negro blood the Lord Christ hates me with all his heart. But I'm trying hard as I can to get the smallest chance of getting His forgiveness.
    Was your Dad Ham? No? Then smarten the hell up. God doesn't hate you because of your skin color, God hates you because of what you do! And even because of what you don't do. Are you a good person, or not?

    Are you here trolling a Christian site? I don't think that's something God would like whether you're brown, white, yellow or neon purple.

    So, was it a genuine question? Does God hate you because you're black?

    He does not

    He hates you because you hate True Christians and are wasting the gifts He gave you trolling the internet. Maybe hate is too strong a word, He's probably just disappointed.

    He saw you take your first breath after all, and this is what he sees you do now. Sad. He feels sad.

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #3
      Re: The Lord guided me.

      Originally posted by Whitewash_Jones View Post
      I know I'm not exactly worthy to stand in your presences. Not one bit. But I was taught right. I know my place.

      See, I KNOW I'm an abomination unto the Lord. I understand because of my heathen negro blood the Lord Christ hates me with all his heart. But I'm trying hard as I can to get the smallest chance of getting His forgiveness.

      I was adopted by goodly WHITE CHRISTIAN parents and they did everything in their power to stamp the awful, unclean negro out of me. They taught me I was an inferior creature because of what I was. They taught me how to talk to a superior, honest White Christian as a lesser should.

      I've been raised in a church environment my whole life, attending the Cavalry Cross Baptist Church. I learned the light and word of the Lord God and I learned to not trust anyone not White because of the wickedness that lays in ALL their hearts.

      If I was to have to give a favorite passage, it would have to be Deuteronomy 7:3 because the wisdom is right there and I believe it with all my heart. By no means should a strong, righteous bloodline be ruined with an unworthy lineage. I can admire a pious TRUE Christian woman, but I know my place and I know I'd only shame and burden her.

      I found the Almighty Lord through the firm hand of my father. He knew I was a stupid, inferior thing and he firmly guided me, frequently quoting Genesis 21:20-21 as he taught me in a way only my negro blood could understand. It is thanks to his consistent firm teaching, helped by strength given by Jesus Christ that he managed to teach me how to be a semi-civilized thing.

      Praise be to His word.
      I think you are lying about being a negroe.
      Even relatively bright porch monkeys, rare though they are, tend to be lackadaisical, untutorable louts...your conspicuous use of passable grammar and spelling are a dead give away, white bread.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: The Lord guided me.

        Originally posted by Whitewash_Jones View Post
        I know I'm not exactly worthy to stand in your presences. Not one bit. But I was taught right. I know my place.

        See, I KNOW I'm an abomination unto the Lord. I understand because of my heathen negro blood the Lord Christ hates me with all his heart. But I'm trying hard as I can to get the smallest chance of getting His forgiveness.

        I was adopted by goodly WHITE CHRISTIAN parents and they did everything in their power to stamp the awful, unclean negro out of me. They taught me I was an inferior creature because of what I was. They taught me how to talk to a superior, honest White Christian as a lesser should.

        I've been raised in a church environment my whole life, attending the Cavalry Cross Baptist Church. I learned the light and word of the Lord God and I learned to not trust anyone not White because of the wickedness that lays in ALL their hearts.

        If I was to have to give a favorite passage, it would have to be Deuteronomy 7:3 because the wisdom is right there and I believe it with all my heart. By no means should a strong, righteous bloodline be ruined with an unworthy lineage. I can admire a pious TRUE Christian woman, but I know my place and I know I'd only shame and burden her.

        I found the Almighty Lord through the firm hand of my father. He knew I was a stupid, inferior thing and he firmly guided me, frequently quoting Genesis 21:20-21 as he taught me in a way only my negro blood could understand. It is thanks to his consistent firm teaching, helped by strength given by Jesus Christ that he managed to teach me how to be a semi-civilized thing.

        Praise be to His word.
        Welcome to God's favorite forum, boy. If you're looking for work, we aren't hiring. If you're looking for Salvation(c) and the opportunity to become an ex-negro, then you're in the right place.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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