Tweet
Please educate me, a 22 year old female druid, as to why I am going to hell, and how to fix it.
-
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Well, you're a vile, Godmocking slut who fornicates with trees...why wouldn't Jesus send you to hell?Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Can I get some KJV scripture quotes as to why? You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity, so I am here to repent, and learn the scripture.Comment
-
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Oh, is this the ravensock person back again? Hello, dear.
The best place to start is here:Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
Then, when you have done that, come back with any questions you may have. It may help to take notes as you go along.
Good luck!Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
First, tell us more about your filthy life of sin in the gutter, and how you came to hate the infant Christ with such pathological intensity...Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View PostComment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Because of my sinful, un True Christian like, liberal ways, I am unable to acquire a KJV bible. And I am actually not this ravensock person.Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
And here you go: kingjbible.comOriginally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
Horse, that's water. The rest is up to you.
Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
I do not hate the infant Christ, I was never introduced to any form of Christianity, as the woman who birthed me, was herself, a witch, but I would like to be flogged and punished for my sinful ways, and learn to repent, and if I must be stoned to death, so be it, that way I can become devoted to God.Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Nonsense! The world is littered with Bibles!! There should be one in the drawer of the nightstand in that seedy motel where you turn your tricks! Just look in the drawer! Do it now!Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View PostComment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Flogged, you say?Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
We need to get you a husband, girl!Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Oh do stop wittering on and start reading. 1 Timothy 2:11Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View PostVaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
She'll be telling us next that she doesn't have an internet connection, Brother.Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
If I could afford a motel to turn tricks in I'm sure I could afford a bible. The only thing I have in my possesion worth anything, is this laptop, and in my heathen ways, I'm sure the True Christian God has directed me towards those who can show me the light. And if what I am reading in the blessed forums is true, then I am not worthy of a husband.Comment
-
Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.
Any fat @$$ed, run-of-the-mill repentant slut can get a husband...just ask my wife.Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
If you love Jesus, are fertile and have child bearing hips, you're a shoe-in for a righteous seeding...shall I ask around?
Comment
Comment