I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

[UnsavedDruidTrash2U]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

If I could afford a motel to turn tricks in I'm sure I could afford a bible. The only thing I have in my possesion worth anything, is this laptop, and in my heathen ways, I'm sure the True Christian God has directed me towards those who can show me the light. And if what I am reading in the blessed forums is true, then I am not worthy of a husband.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

Nonsense! The world is littered with Bibles!! There should be one in the drawer of the nightstand in that seedy motel where you turn your tricks! Just look in the drawer! Do it now!

She'll be telling us next that she doesn't have an internet connection, Brother.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

I do not hate the infant Christ, I was never introduced to any form of Christianity, as the woman who birthed me, was herself, a witch, but I would like to be flogged and punished for my sinful ways, and learn to repent, and if I must be stoned to death, so be it, that way I can become devoted to God.

Oh do stop wittering on and start reading. 1 Timothy 2:11

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

I do not hate the infant Christ, I was never introduced to any form of Christianity, as the woman who birthed me, was herself, a witch, but I would like to be flogged and punished for my sinful ways, and learn to repent, and if I must be stoned to death, so be it, that way I can become devoted to God.

Flogged, you say?

We need to get you a husband, girl!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

Because of my sinful, un True Christian like, liberal ways, I am unable to acquire a KJV bible. And I am actually not this ravensock person.

Nonsense! The world is littered with Bibles!! There should be one in the drawer of the nightstand in that seedy motel where you turn your tricks! Just look in the drawer! Do it now!

[UnsavedDruidTrash2U]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

I do not hate the infant Christ, I was never introduced to any form of Christianity, as the woman who birthed me, was herself, a witch, but I would like to be flogged and punished for my sinful ways, and learn to repent, and if I must be stoned to death, so be it, that way I can become devoted to God.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

...You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity...

And here you go: kingjbible.com

Horse, that's water. The rest is up to you.

[UnsavedDruidTrash2U]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

Because of my sinful, un True Christian like, liberal ways, I am unable to acquire a KJV bible. And I am actually not this ravensock person.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

Can I get some KJV scripture quotes as to why? You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity, so I am here to repent, and learn the scripture.

First, tell us more about your filthy life of sin in the gutter, and how you came to hate the infant Christ with such pathological intensity...

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

Oh, is this the ravensock person back again? Hello, dear.

Can I get some KJV scripture quotes as to why? You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity, so I am here to repent, and learn the scripture.

The best place to start is here:



Then, when you have done that, come back with any questions you may have. It may help to take notes as you go along.

Good luck!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

...I am here to repent...

I'm all ears.

[UnsavedDruidTrash2U]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

Can I get some KJV scripture quotes as to why? You claim to guide sinners to the path of the True Christianity, so I am here to repent, and learn the scripture.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

Please educate me, a 22 year old female druid, as to why I am going to hell, and how to fix it.

Well, you're a vile, Godmocking slut who fornicates with trees...why wouldn't Jesus send you to hell?

[UnsavedDruidTrash2U]

Please educate me, a 22 year old female druid, as to why I am going to hell, and how to fix it.