[Didymus Much]

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Small truths worded. Run and shun, or embrace with grace. Free will is yours to do with as you so choose, til Kingdom Cometh.

All too many a miracle go unnoticed. You must open your love, for closed eyes cannot see. All before the molded clay is not the way it would seem. Thrust upon thee, Lord tests the faith of his lamb. All too many a miracle ending in bitter respite.

Blah blah blah. Scripture or STFU, thanks.

The book you hold is not the singular all containing word of GOD. There are other scriptures, held on to and lost with the sands of time. Scriptures yet to be written...

Bible says NO.

Revelation 22:18 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:"

An apology to Pastor Zeke for backsassing him in his own house would be a really smart move right about now <hint hint>.

edit: and one to Mary for that unfounded aspersion on a True Christian(tm) lady. Didn't your parents teach you how to be a good guest?

[Witch Hammer]

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Most esteemed Pastor,

What better method of introduction, to draw in the seeker?

Born in GODs country (Iowa), I now travel from place to place as instructed. Yes I am in Commie Canada, no I do not question the Divine plan. As you should not question how it came to be that these words come to you this day.

You ask for me to reveal my sins to you. Unlike you I am not a former masturbator, do not carry the heavy burden of sin where I walk.

YOU shall keep a respectful tongue in head as you address me. I born of pure lineage, taking form, blue haired and blonde eyed have not fallen prey to the works of Satan such as yourself.

I here pray to Father for your soul. Pray you are not so weak in the future to fall under Satan's cause as you have in the past. Your repentance IS expected. Sacrifice and ponder for the rest of your days so that you may, just MAY be forgiven.

Lamb, do not assume you know with whom you speak!

May GOD bless you,
Mary

Keep a civil tongue, you loquacious twat!

[Elmer G. White]

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The book you hold is not the singular all containing word of GOD. There are other scriptures, held on to and lost with the sands of time. Scriptures yet to be written. Do not fear the fag in the bathroom stall, for you are gifted with free will, and therefore the fag cannot MAKE you do anything. Your GOD given free will is your strongest weapon to fight Satan.

Dear Sinner,

We acknowledge the authority of the KJV Bible. If you wish to present other types of proof, we would appreciate actual observational evidence AND Scripture of the kind that can actually be assessed.

Other "Scriptures" that do not exist, have perhaps never existed not ever will are not evidence. They are at the moment your personal fantasies. I give you the benefit of doubt: They could be real. In that improbable case, you should be able to reproduce them, be able to provide the provenance of these "Scriptures" and give detailed accounts how to assess their Divine origins. As for now, you are giving us some emotionally appealing but subjective claims.

The same took place when Jesus was on Earth

Matthew 4:8-11
Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[SovietCanukistanian]

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Are you a Geisha?


But I digress. Clearly your mind is addled from the marijuana, because we know with absolute certainty there will never be more Scriptures written.


Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

You missed the word "Ye". No YOU shall not add to nor defile the word of GOD. GOD can and will do so if so sees fit however.

[Didymus Much]

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You missed the word "Ye". No YOU shall not add to nor defile the word of GOD. GOD can and will do so if so sees fit however.

In which case, every Bible in the world would change to reflect that, and... that's not happening.

So, those apologies? Jesus could (according to the Bible) kill you at any time, you know, and being on Zeke's bad side when that happens can't be a good thing...

[Witch Hammer]

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In which case, every Bible in the world would change to reflect that, and... that's not happening.

So, those apologies? Jesus could (according to the Bible) kill you at any time, you know, and being on Zeke's bad side when that happens can't be a good thing...

This ill mannered slut is going to get the ax, I just know it.

[SovietCanukistanian]

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Dear Sinner,

We acknowledge the authority of the KJV Bible. If you wish to present other types of proof, we would appreciate actual observational evidence AND Scripture of the kind that can actually be assessed.

Other "Scriptures" that do not exist, have perhaps never existed not ever will are not evidence. They are at the moment your personal fantasies. I give you the benefit of doubt: They could be real. In that improbable case, you should be able to reproduce them, be able to provide the provenance of these "Scriptures" and give detailed accounts how to assess their Divine origins. As for now, you are giving us some emotionally appealing but subjective claims.

The same took place when Jesus was on Earth

Matthew 4:8-11
Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I most graciously appreciate your intelligent approach to this matter. I refer directly to the old Testaments in which the foundations for the King James version of the Holy bible lay. As well the oldest known scriptures we have in possession today are the "Dead sea scrolls" which clearly point to other scriptures we as Mankind have not discovered and have been lost to time. Most pointedly put in several occurrences in the old testaments GOD will enlighten his creations with more knowledge when Kingdom come.

Perhaps I was out of line when I retaliated against the lady whom found it necessary to call a virgin girl a whore. I do apologize.

[SovietCanukistanian]

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Blah blah blah. Scripture or STFU, thanks.



Bible says NO.

Revelation 22:18 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:"

An apology to Pastor Zeke for backsassing him in his own house would be a really smart move right about now <hint hint>.

edit: and one to Mary for that unfounded aspersion on a True Christian™ lady. Didn't your parents teach you how to be a good guest?

If it is scripture you desire, open your book.

[Didymus Much]

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If it is scripture you desire, open your book.

Scripture is used to justify ALL claims here, honey.

But just for shits and giggles, let's follow your train wreck of thought that God somehow omitted vital information from the KJV.

If that was the case, what would be the point of following ANY of the present Bible, seeing as it could be countermanded by the revisions?

Leaving us to guess as to what is required for salvation would be the action of a sociopath. Would you seriously worship such a sadistic monster, and just, why?

...the lady whom found it necessary...

STOP THAT.

[SovietCanukistanian]

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Scripture is used to justify ALL claims here, honey.

But just for shits and giggles, let's follow your train wreck of thought that God somehow omitted vital information from the KJV.

If that was the case, what would be the point of following ANY of the present Bible, seeing as it could be countermanded by the revisions?

Leaving us to guess as to what is required for salvation would be the action of a sociopath. Would you seriously worship such a sadistic monster, and just, why?



Oh, STOP THAT.

First of all I am not honey, I am Mary. Second of all your foul language is far from justified.

If GOD so saw fit to enlighten you more, lamb, with more knowledge than you currently hold, that is no justification for discarding his earlier teachings. Your logic is flawed. Just because your mind cannot see that it is entirely possible for more teaching to come from GOD than what you already posses does not make it so.

Nor does it make GOD a sadistic monster as you say. Who are you to suppose you know of our Lord's Divine plan?

Are you so blind to believe that GOD wrote the KJV of the Bible with his own hand? If that were true, every quote from the bible would be attributed to GOD, not one of his saints. You might notice the title of that said collection of scripture.. "King James" not "GOD".

We walk a path of discovery, and who are you to say you have discovered all of what GOD has laid out to be discovered?

You sir are a simpleton. And clearly do not interpret the words of our Father as intended.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Pardon me? Miss gushing for Jesus. If I have ever heard a more suggestive reference to whoredom I do not recall.

May GOD bless that wizard sleeve you bear, drooping and lose, over abused and scarred by time.

Question about being a Geisha-slut is just right. You just told yourself that your hair is blue - that is Manga, which is porn.
And your eyes - white? What kind of satan's harlot you are?
And of course a liar too, as we can see from below.

I born of pure lineage, taking form, blue haired and blonde eyed have not fallen prey to the works of Satan such as yourself.

[SovietCanukistanian]

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Question about being a Geisha-slut is just right. You just told yourself that your hair is blue - that is Manga, which is porn.
And your eyes - white? What kind of satan's harlot you are?
And of course a liar too, as we can see from below.

God bless, even those with the IQ of a potato

I certainly never said my hair was blue, nor my eyes white. Where is your feeble mind entranced? Ahhh we see, in "Manga" land.

If you have something mean to say, at least say it intelligently.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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God bless, even those with the IQ of a potato

I certainly never said my hair was blue, nor my eyes white. Where is your feeble mind entranced? Ahhh we see, in "Manga" land.

If you have something mean to say, at least say it intelligently.

Why do you continue your lies? Why are you not praying JESUS to enter you, so that He cleans you with his mighty word?
Why are you so mean and insulting everybody? Does that feel good? No. JESUS feels good!!!

[SovietCanukistanian]

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Why do you continue your lies? Why are you not praying JESUS to enter you, so that He cleans you with his mighty word?
Why are you so mean and insulting everybody? Does that feel good? No. JESUS feels good!!!

I merely responded to the attacks I received. I spent the majority of my life in secluded covenant with only me and my studies. Only recently have I been able to see the hateful world for what it is. Hateful and judging people like yourself whose first words to me are an attack.

I never met you before, but lets not forget your first words to me. And now you accuse me of being mean and insulting to everybody?

Ask yourself that question. Does it feel good attacking a 17 year old girl? Would Jesus approve?

Now go back to your "Manga" whatever that is.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I merely responded to the attacks I received. I spent the majority of my life in secluded covenant with only me and my studies. Only recently have I been able to see the hateful world for what it is. Hateful and judging people like yourself whose first words to me are an attack.

I never met you before, but lets not forget your first words to me. And now you accuse me of being mean and insulting to everybody?

Ask yourself that question. Does it feel good attacking a 17 year old girl? Would Jesus approve?

Now go back to your "Manga" whatever that is.

You described yourself that way: Blue hair and blonde eyes. You are a liar. Let Jesus enter you, Jesus gives you His truth. When Jesus is deep inside you, there is no space for lies anymore, He fills you with his mercy.

If you happen to speak truth, please show us your fathers permission to use the interwebs.

It is now many ways clear that you need Jesus. You do not know his Word -