Greetings in the name of the Lord

[Sister Truth]

Hello to God's favorite people,

My Most Holy Husbend has comanded me too join this site as I have been a horribley naughtey wife. Last nite I started the devil's cycle wile he was reeding the KJV too the familey (15 Blessed Sons and 1 harlot daughter). In God fearing love, Mister Truth stripped me of my bloodie pantys and bete me with his rifel. His poor hands beginned to hurt, so the Blessed Sons took over after that.

Mr Truth wishes to find more strong, Christian Men to beat this demon out of me. He also gives you permishun too beat me for my poor grammer skils (
as a women I have no bisness being edookated) and any other transgreshun I may comit.

In Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord

Hello to God's favorite people,

My Most Holy Husbend has comanded me too join this site as I have been a horribley naughtey wife. Last nite I started the devil's cycle wile he was reeding the KJV too the familey (15 Blessed Sons and 1 harlot daughter). In God fearing love, Mister Truth stripped me of my bloodie pantys and bete me with his rifel. His poor hands beginned to hurt, so the Blessed Sons took over after that.

Mr Truth wishes to find more strong, Christian Men to beat this demon out of me. He also gives you permishun too beat me for my poor grammer skils (
as a women I have no bisness being edookated) and any other transgreshun I may comit.

In Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

Welcome then, Sister, until such time (I pray it never comes) that you are revealed as another Yankee agent provocateur, come amongst us to sow havoc. Tell us of your time with Jesus. What revolver does your husband favor, or does he prefer one of those automatic pistols, as so many young men do?

[Sister Truth]

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Welcome then, Sister, until such time (I pray it never comes) that you are revealed as another Yankee agent provocateur, come amongst us to sow havoc. Tell us of your time with Jesus. What revolver does your husband favor, or does he prefer one of those automatic pistols, as so many young men do?

Hello Mister Alvin Moss Sir,

Here is my Perfect Husbend's rifel collectshun:



He prefers to discipline me with the top rifel. I am not shure of it's name and I am forbiden too ask--I would never think to questun Mister Truth in any form--.
I as as quite a whore until the ripe age of 10. I perverted my Father's home by stealing his calf and riding it around the property--we are all aware of yung sinister girls' wicked perversions--once my Perfect Father caught me he beat me with the KJV and his metal padel , then he sowed my box shut. God werks in misteriouse ways and in the middel of that beatin I prased the Lord and begged Father for more, al wile repentin for my wicked ways.

The next day Mister Truth payed my Father $100,000,000 in dowry and took me of his hands.

In the Blood of Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord

Hello to God's favorite people,

My Most Holy Husbend has comanded me too join this site as I have been a horribley naughtey wife. Last nite I started the devil's cycle wile he was reeding the KJV too the familey (15 Blessed Sons and 1 harlot daughter). In God fearing love, Mister Truth stripped me of my bloodie pantys and bete me with his rifel. His poor hands beginned to hurt, so the Blessed Sons took over after that.

Mr Truth wishes to find more strong, Christian Men to beat this demon out of me. He also gives you permishun too beat me for my poor grammer skils (
as a women I have no bisness being edookated) and any other transgreshun I may comit.

In Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

What, is your husband too limp wristed to beat his own wife into submission?

Look lady, I'd be happy to rebuke you for your stupidity, but it sounds like a full time job, and I have enough on my plate...also, I don't have the resources to savagely pummel you on behalf of your lazy husband. He need to man up and take care of family business on his own.

[Sister Truth]

Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord

What, is your husband too limp wristed to beat his own wife into submission?

Look lady, I'd be happy to rebuke you for your stupidity, but it sounds like a full time job, and I have enough on my plate...also, I don't have the resources to savagely pummel you on behalf of your lazy husband. He need to man up and take care of family business on his own.

Certainly Kind sir,

If you wish, you mite contact Mister Truth himself on this Mater, as I am forbiden from medling in men's bisness, or of speking against my Husbend's word.

Amen,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

[Des]

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He beats you with his rifle? Barbaric! Doesn't he know he might bend the barrel or mess up the sights?

[Witch Hammer]

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He beats you with his rifle? Barbaric! Doesn't he know he might bend the barrel or mess up the sights?

Plus, blood spatter can cause unsightly rust spots.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Welcome Sister! Congratulations on bearing so many sons -- a woman's main duty! I am currently due in 2 weeks, roughly, and I'm praying for at least 1 son. I suggest you get some sense of understanding and learning. I am a well educated lady, for my father and husband believe that I need to be educated in the ways of the Lord and understanding the ways of Satan, so I can rebuke sinners. What church do you go to, and why were you with your family during your unclean time? For shame!

[Roland]

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Hello Mister Alvin Moss Sir,

The next day Mister Truth payed my Father $100,000,000 in dowry and took me of his hands.

In the Blood of Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

I can imagine $100,000,000 is not a lot for some but it might help the Pastor a bit closer to acquire his air plane. Remember Luke 21:2-4.

[Alvin Moss]

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I like that 700. I would like to add that it is highly likely that someone has exaggerated the size of your bride price. Even Sarah Palin isn't worth that kind of money.

[Didymus Much]

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...as a women I have no bisness being edookated...

How about showing the Scripture backing that view in your very next post?

...Mister Truth payed my Father $100,000,000 ...

Uh oh. Pastor Zeke is going to be expecting commensurate tithes, and he doesn't take disappointment well.

[Sister Truth]

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He beats you with his rifle? Barbaric! Doesn't he know he might bend the barrel or mess up the sights?

Hello Mister Des sir,

By the grace of our Almighty Lord I have yet to damaje my Husbend's rifel. That unsaved daghter Catherine did thogh. She broke the barel rite in half. Mister Truth rightly shot her behind 375 times with the Darling 4-year-old Peter's rifel.

In The Blood of Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

[Sister Truth]

Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord

Plus, blood spatter can cause unsightly rust spots.

Hello Witch Hammer sir,

As my Husbend has found favor in the Lord, the blood of my sins has washed from his preshus rifel after each beating.

In The Blood of Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

[Sister Truth]

Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord

Welcome Sister! Congratulations on bearing so many sons -- a woman's main duty! I am currently due in 2 weeks, roughly, and I'm praying for at least 1 son. I suggest you get some sense of understanding and learning. I am a well educated lady, for my father and husband believe that I need to be educated in the ways of the Lord and understanding the ways of Satan, so I can rebuke sinners. What church do you go to, and why were you with your family during your unclean time? For shame!

Hello Sister,

Yes, the Lord has herd my prayers 15 times but I belive this daghter is a punishment from the Almighty for my transgreshuns as a child. I am forbiden from studying academecs as the only book I have ever been alowed to reed is the KJV Bible. My Darling Husbend never missus church, but I am also forbiden from leaving home (the dishes won't wash there selves) so I must study the Word of God from here.

Certainly Sister, I belive my father was uncertin on what to do with me.

In The Blood of Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth

[Sister Truth]

Re: Greetings in the name of the Lord

I like that 700. I would like to add that it is highly likely that someone has exaggerated the size of your bride price. Even Sarah Palin isn't worth that kind of money.

Hello Alvin Moss sir,

I mustn't queshtun the word of Men.

In the Blood of Christ,

Sister Truth per Mister Truth