[Enobarbus]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

*raises eyebrow* What?

What do you not understand about "GET BEHIND ME SATAN'S HARLOT"?

SATAN'S HARLOT = YOU
GET BEHIND ME = GET AWAY, BEGONE, BOTHER ME NOT, YOU WRETCHED HELLBOUND SINNER.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Dentata is my middle name, believe it or not. I have not chosen a false moniker in an attempt at humor, nor do I go by my maiden name, which would be a gross usurpation of husbandly authority. My husband is indeed a former Cathylicker, which is why his perception of gender identity is somewhat... skewed. However, I'm just laying out the facts--as the welts on my back will attest, I have nothing but respect for him and both of us know it!

[Gary Templeton]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

My wife sure is a character, ain't she? Yes it's true, I used to be a Catholic, but those days are behind me. I am ready willing and able to become a saved member of the Landover congregation.

Gary

[Enobarbus]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Dentata is my middle name, believe it or not. I have not chosen a false moniker in an attempt at humor, nor do I go by my maiden name, which would be a gross usurpation of husbandly authority. My husband is indeed a former Cathylicker, which is why his perception of gender identity is somewhat... skewed. However, I'm just laying out the facts--as the welts on my back will attest, I have nothing but respect for him and both of us know it!

You are not related to that teenage witch Ixi, are you? How may parents are silly enough to call their children names like, "denata", Iki, Cholestrial, etc?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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The very thought of being related to that strumpet makes my blood boil.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Howdy, hello, and good day!

Dentata is my middle name, believe it or not. I have not chosen a false moniker in an attempt at humor, nor do I go by my maiden name, which would be a gross usurpation of husbandly authority. My husband is indeed a former Cathylicker, which is why his perception of gender identity is somewhat... skewed. However, I'm just laying out the facts--as the welts on my back will attest, I have nothing but respect for him and both of us know it!

Well, I am pleased to hear that he beats you as the good Lord intended. We still may have to investigate this. The last time we had a pair like you here, it turned out that she was beating him. That's just not Godly. True Christian™ women do not whip their husbands; their husbands whip them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well the two of you have a long way to go to earn Christ's favor. You can start by purchasing a his & hers set of the Holy KJV1611 Bible, and studying it from cover to cover. Read through all these threads, ask questions when you are confused. And hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Jesus commands us to spread His good news far and wide, and fuel for our fleet of Lear jets costs plenty.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Oh, we have one in every room of the house except the downstairs bathroom. Now that you mention it, however, I can't imagine how we could have neglected to place one there--a room in which, moreso than any other, the temptation to engage in the sin of onanism is often so strong as to weaken the joints! We will order an extra copy immediately.

[Gary Templeton]

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We don't have an account on Amazon. Should I make one?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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No! That site is run by atheists, Negroes, and hook-nosed Christkillers. I'm sure you can embezzle one from our bookstore stock.

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh, we have one in every room of the house except the downstairs bathroom. Now that you mention it, however, I can't imagine how we could have neglected to place one there--a room in which, moreso than any other, the temptation to engage in the sin of onanism is often so strong as to weaken the joints! We will order an extra copy immediately.

Well, if you have problems with onanistic temptations, I trust you have taken the basic precaution of sewing blue ribbons onto your clothing?
Numbers 15:37 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

38 Speak unto the children of Israel, and bid them that they make them fringes in the borders of their garments throughout their generations, and that they put upon the fringe of the borders a ribband of blue:
39 And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the commandments of the LORD, and do them ; and that ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring: 40 That ye may remember, and do all my commandments, and be holy unto your God.

Frankly, in today's lustfully-charged world, it's a mystery to me how anyone can get through a day without those blue ribbons.

No! That site is run by atheists, Negroes, and hook-nosed Christkillers. I'm sure you can embezzle one from our bookstore stock.

I'd suggest you try shopping through this Godly site instead.