At last I found my people!

[Whalen Bloodgood]

I used to go to Church in Virginia but now I live in a godless heathen New York City where every inch has been corrupted by the prostitutes and the unsaved, without a church worthy of singing the great praises to Jesus Christ our lord and savior blessed be his name!

My Favorite verse:

Deuteronomy 13:6-9

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: At last I found my people!

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[Whalen Bloodgood]

Re: At last I found my people!

Lol, My wife's best pie used to be a pecan, but we can't get those cheap up here. Now it's apple I guess. We make pizzas at home, they're sort of a pie! Now after reading some of these posts I got the idea to make pizzas in the shape of a cross! Hallelujah!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: At last I found my people!

I used to go to Church in Virginia but now I live in a godless heathen New York City where every inch has been corrupted by the prostitutes and the unsaved, without a church worthy of singing the great praises to Jesus Christ our lord and savior blessed be his name!

My Favorite verse:

Deuteronomy 13:6-9

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

Praise Jesus!

Welcome, Mr. Bloodgood!

How wonderful to meet a grown man with his heart and soul in the right place. Lovely verse! In addition to being uplifting by its own merit, it connects beautifully the OT to the work of the Son of God, Jesus the God our Savior on Earth!



Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Let us thank and praise Jesus, who guided your steps onto this Godly Forum!



How's life treated you? Have you experienced heavy persecution in Jew York City? How's life when it comes to begetting?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: At last I found my people!

Welcome, friend. There are but few Christians in New York, New York. We have made contact with a few and we were fairly sure there were more of you. It is a brave thing to come forth and reveal your faith in a place where you are surrounded by Yankees, Jews, Communists and Muslims. They would like to catch you and sacrifice you to their dark gods. But for the love and protection of Jesus, they would likely have done you in long ago.

I believe that the Lord has a special place in His heart for those who go forth and bear His word up into the camp of His enemies. God hates New York. One day, He will destroy that awful place and all within it. His plans will likely be revealed to the righteous, that they may leave before the destruction. In that manner did He save Lott and his family.

In the meantime, do tell us of your adventures with Jesus up there among the heathens. Have you had to smite many? How do they act when you witness to them? What revolver do you favor? Tell us everything, no matter how sordid.

God Bless!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: At last I found my people!

Brother Whalen,

There are a few Children of God in this terrible city. I pray that God protects you from the Catholics of Brooklyn as there are many Italics there and they worship Mary and pray to statues and believe the pope is infathomable. As a former papist, I happen to know that the big move in the catholic church is evangelization.

Yes, they are trying to increase their dwindling numbers since many people left due to the child abuse scandals and now the gays are leaving in droves because the church won't let them act out on their same sex attraction (but they welcome gay people in the church - it's a money thing). That's like saying it's ok if you're straight, but don't make a baby with your wife. Of course, they won't stop you from making babies because they want more members. But you get the idea.

However, there are some nice Christian people in Brooklyn. I would love to introduce you to the Miller family near Park Slope. They are Baptists on fire for the Lord Jesus, and Mrs. Miller makes a wonderful fried chicken with cole slaw, mashed potatoes, green beans, and blueberry pie, and she serves it with homemade rolls that will make you weak in the knees. Yum, yum!

If you would like to fellowship with me, let's get in touch with each other and serve God on our knees. I would love to share the love of God with another righteous man since there are so few of us. I am in Manhattan, but we can meet wherever you'd like. The Millers would also love to have you and your family over for prayer and to break bread.

COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Brother Jessup]

Re: At last I found my people!

The Good Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has never been to New York, but I've been told that you can always tell a New York Jew by the funny little hats they wear to cover up the horns that they got growing out of their heads. I believe they call them yamakas and the Pope in Rome wears one just like it, so we can assume he's got horns coming out of his head too.

[James Hutchins]

Re: At last I found my people!

Welcome friend. I used to live just outside of NYC but moved to Virginia. I was simply sickened by the leather clad youths on the lower West side performing indescribable acts on each other in the men's room. Day after day and well in to the night I endured the heartbreak of watching these lost boys defiling each other. Taking Gods prizes and mounting each other in a mass of sweat, spit and other bodily fluids.
I'll pray you have the strength and endurance to survive.