Greeting Brother and Sisters

[ioStream]

Hello my fellow Brothers and Sisters in faith.

My name is John Dreggars. I attend the First Baptist Church of Orlando in Florida. The method in which I found Jesus was customary, to say the least. My Father introduced me formally when I was five years of age, ultimately shedding light on his actions towards me (beatings, and those of the like). Many trials have faced me in life in a vain attempt to thwart my devotion to our one true savior - Jesus Christ. Alas, they have failed; a man with a strong heart and soul shall never allow himself to be pushed off of the path to salvation.

My favorite Bible passage is Revelation 21:6. "And he said unto me, it is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely."

I am a Father to two boys, husband to my wife. My wife will not be making an appearance here without my supervision. My first born, Jacob, is eleven while my second, John, is nine.

I am humbled by the presence of such a place as this, and as such I hope to enthuse in our love for the only guiding light this world should recognize.

I thank you all, pleased to make your acquaintance.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Greeting Brother and Sisters

Hello my fellow Brothers and Sisters in faith.

My name is John Dreggars. I attend the First Baptist Church of Orlando in Florida. The method in which I found Jesus was customary, to say the least. My Father introduced me formally when I was five years of age, ultimately shedding light on his actions towards me (beatings, and those of the like). Many trials have faced me in life in a vain attempt to thwart my devotion to our one true savior - Jesus Christ. Alas, they have failed; a man with a strong heart and soul shall never allow himself to be pushed off of the path to salvation.

My favorite Bible passage is Revelation 21:6. "And he said unto me, it is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely."

I am a Father to two boys, husband to my wife. My wife will not be making an appearance here without my supervision. My first born, Jacob, is eleven while my second, John, is nine.

I am humbled by the presence of such a place as this, and as such I hope to enthuse in our love for the only guiding light this world should recognize.

I thank you all, pleased to make your acquaintance.

Mr. Dreggars,



It is always a pleasure to read a proper Introduction. It is not as common as you may think - many demon-possessed youths swarm in our Godly Forums, but that is our fate, isn't it? Jesus would like us to spread His Good Word in its unblemished form to all sinners.

Nice verse you have there! Tell us, how do you work to evangelize the atheist scum that is more and more numerous as Rapture approaches?


1 Thessalonians 1:8
For from you sounded out the word of the Lord not only in Macedonia and Achaia, but also in every place your faith to God-ward is spread abroad; so that we need not to speak any thing.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ioStream]

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Hello there, Mr. White.

Ah, yes. It is disheartening to have stumbled upon the horrific introductions I read before making one myself.

It is equally if not greater of a disheartening emotion I experience when an Atheist is in my wake. Most of them like to criticize us without any civilized conversation taking place. They act as animals, vicious and acting upon pure instinct. Disgusting, really. If one decides to confront me or my family, they first receive my word of disdain and truth. If they persist, they get my assertion to leave my property (they are not only disrespecting me and my family, they are also disrespecting the One True God and that is not something I will have).

[Elmer G. White]

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Hello there, Mr. White.

Ah, yes. It is disheartening to have stumbled upon the horrific introductions I read before making one myself.

It is equally if not greater of a disheartening emotion I experience when an Atheist is in my wake. Most of them like to criticize us without any civilized conversation taking place. They act as animals, vicious and acting upon pure instinct. Disgusting, really. If one decides to confront me or my family, they first receive my word of disdain and truth. If they persist, they get my assertion to leave my property (they are not only disrespecting me and my family, they are also disrespecting the One True God and that is not something I will have).

Verily, Mr. Dreggars,

I sometimes used to admire the composure and manners of some more educated atheists - they did charity, were courteous and seemed to "respect" us who follow the Word of Jesus to the Letter. This was all delusion. The Bible tells us clearly that atheist acts can NEVER be good even if they appear to be useful!

Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Fortunately the Bibles know better. Did I not cherish this verse, I'd be fooled to believe that, for instance, an atheist saving a child from drowning would be doing a good deed. That is not the case. Whatever they do, it is corrupt and abominable and against the Master Plan of Jesus (in my example, it is clear that the child was supposed to drown according to God's Design).



How badly has the recent revolting Homermarriage Act of the false Supreme Court (compare to the Real Chief Justice as stated in Revelation 19:11) treated your state?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ioStream]

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I myself share a similar experience when it comes to Atheists, Mr. White. Small world, huh?

I find it dissolute, in all honesty. The Bibles clearly dictate that marriage is to be between one man and one woman. That doesn't include civil union, however. Only God can be the one true judge of this world, allowing only those who care to heed his word will be saved. If the fags want to partner themselves into a civil union, we are not going to stop them in this day and age. But slapping the word, "marriage," onto it? That's blatantly disrespectful.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Atheism is synonymous with anality

It is simply an excuse to allow people to chose to be gaywise without having to worry about the consequences.

They kid themselves that Jesus is not intently watching every time a homer engages in viscious, excruciatingly painful aggressive anal homersexualism and can't wait to send them to the Lake of Fire.

They are both liars and perverts who hate God.

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome then, John Dreggars. It is a welcome pleasure to be able to converse with one newly arrived here who is not here for the vexation of Christians. Most who show themselves here seem to actually be people of the Devil and here to cause mischief. We are regularly lectured by unsaved wretches who want to explain things to us. Eventually, we will be able to watch those fools writhe in agony at the hands of Satan, as they thrash about in the sulphurous lake of fire which knows no quenching. Until then, we must bear their slings and arrows.


I have been to Florida myself, though it is far from Texas. I found that there are many Jews in attendance, as well as Haitians and Cubans. Cubans are essentially Mexicans and there are many in my vicinity of those. They are easy to ignore, unless they are driving nearby, in which case they are as dangerous as any tornado. Jews usually keep to themselves in law offices and jewelry stores, though they can be bothersome. But the dark Negroes from Haiti- How do you deal with them? Do you have to shoot many? Are there laws against shooting Negroes in your area? It has become very dangerous in some areas of the country to shoot Negroes, though we here in my area reserve that as a fundamental right.


Please do tell us of the rigors of living in a wild place like Florida. We thirst for information. Give us your testimony.


God Bless!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! Tell us, being you have to live surrounded by the evils of Disney, how do you battle the ever present mousing? I'd be compelled to bring a bullhorn and a case of KJV Bibles to Main Street USA in the Magic Kingdom and tell the heathens about Gods Magic Kingdom!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mr. Dreggars. I'm wondering what this "ioStream" is all about. Most folks register with their own name. Like Josh Dreggers for example. Please tell us about your Church, your walk with Christ, and your wife's best pie.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Des]

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I welcome you with the warmth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, Mr. Dreggars. I hope you enjoy our humble and pious family here at God's favorite forum. We are truly blessed with the greatest pastor to walk the earth, Pastor Ezekiel.


How do you stomach Florida? Between the filthy Cuban illegal immigrants and the bikini-clad whores begging to be raped, it must be a daily challenge to keep your bile choked down.