I'm new here

[BiCuriousJonny]

Hi everyone, my name is Jonathan and I'm from the keystone fellowship church, I became truly Christian when I was 8, my favorite bible verse is 1 Corinthians 10:31.

I'm wondering what everyone thinks of Christian rappers (actual Christian rappers who have gotten many to become Christian)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi everyone, my name is Jonathan and I'm from the keystone fellowship church, I became truly Christian when I was 8, my favorite bible verse is 1 Corinthians 10:31.

I'm wondering what everyone thinks of Christian rappers (actual Christian rappers who have gotten many to become Christian)

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us more about yourself. How old are you? Where do you live? What sins have you struggled with? Your detailed testimony may help others avoid sin, friend.

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PS. I have never heard of "Christian rape," so I'm afraid that I can't answer your question. Maybe you can use the search button and see if we have a thread going o it somewhere.

[Des]

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What are you wrapping? Bibles for shipment to other countries? Gift Bibles? Non-monetary church donations? African trophy hunt meat?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I'm wondering what everyone thinks of Christian rappers (actual Christian rappers who have gotten many to become Christian)

Well, young man, I don't think much at all of "rapping". And neither does Jesus.

Ephesians 5:19 "Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;"

Do you suppose Christ wants hip-hop in His church?

In Him

[BiCuriousJonny]

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However, how else are we going to spread the word of God to people struggling in poorer places, most people who are from slums aren't going to be looking for hymns, they need something to relate to.

[BiCuriousJonny]

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Also can someone tell me why I am "under investigation? I was here for less than a day. And why am I marked as unsaved trash?

[Didymus Much]

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Also can someone tell me why I am "under investigation? I was here for less than a day. And why am I marked as unsaved trash?

CuriousJonny was curious.

Just not so curious as to read the stickies he was directed (in his welcoming email) to read before posting, like the enigmatically named, ""Noobs" please read this before posting.""

[BiCuriousJonny]

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Actually, I did read it, I don't see how me asking for their guidance is breaking any of the rules.

[BiCuriousJonny]

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Alright well peace out, just got 5 points deducted for being homosexual (whatever points mean and I'd love to hear how I was homosexual. I love how everyone business on me are like 50+ years old too, you wouldn't say anything if this was real life. I want to hear information with no insults

[Didymus Much]

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Also can someone tell me why I am "under investigation? I was here for less than a day. And why am I marked as unsaved trash?

Actually, I did read it...

Bullshit. This is right in the FIRST POST IN THAT THREAD.

...Why am I labeled "Unsaved Trash" and "Under Investigation"? That's hurtful...

[BiCuriousJonny]

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Everyone busting on me*

[Didymus Much]

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Alright well peace out, just got 5 points deducted for being homosexual...

No you got it for being a whiny homosexual, and it means (as is explained in another sticky you didn't bother to read), you only have 15,995 points left. Oh nooooeeesss.

...whatever points mean and I'd love to hear how I was homosexual. I love how everyone business on me are like 50+ years old too...

What does age have to do with it?

...you wouldn't say anything if this was real life...

Ooooh, nice veiled threat there. Want an Internet Tough Guy award?

...I want to hear information with no insults

Then stop acting like a stupid, spoiled brat.

[BiCuriousJonny]

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One again, how was I homosexual? I still haven't seen you say why, and honestly I don't give 2 shits about the points, I am more curious as to how I am a homosexual

[Didymus Much]

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One again, how was I homosexual? I still haven't seen you say why, and honestly I don't give 2 shits about the points, I am more curious as to how I am a homosexual

Why do you consider someone on the internet inferring that you are homosexual to be an insult?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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One again, how was I homosexual? I still haven't seen you say why, and honestly I don't give 2 shits about the points, I am more curious as to how I am a homosexual

Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Jonny. No one called you a homosexual. Instead, you were given infraction points for demanding yet another homosexual special privilege. People like you are what's wrong with this country. Rather than man up and consider your faults and offenses before Jesus, you whine about being a special snowflake and expect everyone to bend over backwards to placate your delicate ego. I'm sorry your mother coddled you ever so much and your father neglected to discipline you adequately, but you will find no such special privilege here. Instead, you will find the opportunity to consider your many character flaws, learn how you can find answers to your questions in the Holy Bible, and finally, you will find endless encouragement to grovel at the feet of the Redeemer of the World and beg Him not to send you straight into the bowels of Hell.

I hope that answers your questions.