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  • eggcake
    Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
    • Aug 2015
    • 53
    #1

    gaaaaaaaa

    Hello you colourful and honourable children of god
    I hope your day is full of colour and jesus armours you from the hate of Satan.
    stand by your neighbours and fight against such a horrible person as Satan.
    Donald Trump, our hero!
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    • eggcake
      Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
      • Aug 2015
      • 53
      #2
      Re: gaaaaaaaa

      I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but why does it say 'gaaaaaaaa' with a red thumbs down?
      I did write this!
      Donald Trump, our hero!

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        • Fred Hall
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2015
          • 103
          #3
          Re: gaaaaaaaa

          Hmm... I dunno. Maybe the devil did it. Did you heed your OWN advice to get armor from the Lord to protect you from Satan? I also notice you're likely a Canuckistani, as you do not speak American. (IE: color vs colour)

          Do you come here to spy upon our Christian liberty and to try to bring us into the bondage of the Devil? (Gal 2:4)
          "With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men." - Judges 15:16

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            • eggcake
              Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
              • Aug 2015
              • 53
              #4
              Re: gaaaaaaaa

              I'm sorry
              I am actually from a small country near Austria called New Zealand
              I don't know what a Canuckistani is either.
              I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?
              Donald Trump, our hero!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457
                  #5
                  Re: gaaaaaaaa

                  Welcome Mr.Cake.
                  You seem to be a special sort. Perhaps you'd find more of your own kind at DownerRetards.com
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • eggcake
                      Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
                      • Aug 2015
                      • 53
                      #6
                      Re: gaaaaaaaa

                      I do not know what I have done wrong!
                      Can Jesus save me from my sins or is it too late?!

                      May you please excuse me for a while as I must tend to my sheep!
                      Donald Trump, our hero!

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                        • eggcake
                          Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
                          • Aug 2015
                          • 53
                          #7
                          Re: gaaaaaaaa

                          Not meaning to be rude lovely people, but can you please help satan?
                          It is making me look silly!
                          Donald Trump, our hero!

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468
                              #8
                              Re: gaaaaaaaa

                              Originally posted by eggcake View Post
                              Can Jesus save me

                              It is never too late to seek salvation, friend. Even a foreigner like yourself, from godless New Zealand and a sheep man, may be forgiven his sins and abide with Jesus. It is up to you.

                              You do seem a little irrational in your manner. Is everyone in your country like that? We know that New Zealand is part of Australia, which is near to China. Australians are said to take strong drink. Have you been consuming alcohol, Mr. Cake?
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                                • Des
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2013
                                  • 2718
                                  #9
                                  Re: gaaaaaaaa

                                  Why is it that we never get anyone from Old Zealand?
                                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                                    • eggcake
                                      Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
                                      • Aug 2015
                                      • 53
                                      #10
                                      Re: gaaaaaaaa

                                      I need your help immediately!
                                      As I was tending to my sheep when satan came down from the sky and devoured half of my sheep!
                                      Now I only have 500 000 sheep left!
                                      Help please!
                                      Donald Trump, our hero!

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                                        • eggcake
                                          Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
                                          • Aug 2015
                                          • 53
                                          #11
                                          Re: gaaaaaaaa

                                          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                          Have you been consuming alcohol, Mr. Cake?
                                          Sorry for not replying earlier I was upset about my sheep.
                                          I have not touched alcohol in over 30 years!
                                          Donald Trump, our hero!

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                                            • eggcake
                                              Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
                                              • Aug 2015
                                              • 53
                                              #12
                                              Re: gaaaaaaaa

                                              My deepest apologies as in my haste to introduce myself I missed the proper way to say hello.
                                              I first found jesus when I was tending to my sheep, and I saw a golden light which guided them home.
                                              I attend church daily in my lovely town, Christchurch.
                                              Currently they only do services on Sundays but I am constantly trying to convince them to make it daily!
                                              Once again, greatest apologies for the havoc and chaos I have caused.
                                              I hope you can forgive me!
                                              Donald Trump, our hero!

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: gaaaaaaaa

                                                  What Church do you attend? How many sheep are you married to? How many abos do you own? Does your wife make grub pies?

                                                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                                                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                                                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                                                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                                    • eggcake
                                                      Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
                                                      • Aug 2015
                                                      • 53
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: gaaaaaaaa

                                                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                      What Church do you attend? How many sheep are you married to? How many abos do you own? Does your wife make grub pies?
                                                      I attend the Westcity Bible baptist church.
                                                      I was married to 3 sheep but they were all devoured by satan.
                                                      By abos I presume you mean aboriginals. I do not own any.
                                                      My wife did not make me grub pies and can not as she was eaten by satan.
                                                      Thank you for your response!
                                                      Donald Trump, our hero!

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                                                        • Faith_Machine
                                                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Mar 2011
                                                          • 10050
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: gaaaaaaaa

                                                          Sorry friend, but I can't make heads or tails out of anything you're saying.

                                                          Are you interested in the Bible?
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