[Filet-o-fish]

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Can you speak in God's American English please?
I didn't understand a word of that last Post.

You're not another Brit are you?

Why no, ma'am, I am a born-and-bred American. My conventions in writing may be odd, but certainly they do not mirror those of the British.

But again, my apologies quite nonetheless.

[Talitha]

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Why no, ma'am, I am a born-and-bred American. My conventions in writing may be odd, but certainly they do not mirror those of the British.

But again, my apologies quite nonetheless.

Thank Heaven.
We get far too many Eurotrash Homers invading our Boards. Thankfully there are just a few who are worthy of staying here.

I like a man who apologizes like you do friend.
Are you married? Have Kids?

[Filet-o-fish]

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Thank Heaven.
We get far too many Eurotrash Homers invading our Boards. Thankfully there are just a few who are worthy of staying here.

I like a man who apologizes like you do friend.
Are you married? Have Kids?

Well, I would not know much about Eurotrash, never having left the country, but I must thank you, ma'am. General politeness is something that has been laid too far off to the wayside, and it is always nice to know that it is still appreciated.

But no, I am not yet married, nor do I have children. In time though, I do believe.

[Talitha]

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Well, I would not know much about Eurotrash, never having left the country, but I must thank you, ma'am. General politeness is something that has been laid too far off to the wayside, and it is always nice to know that it is still appreciated.

But no, I am not yet married, nor do I have children. In time though, I do believe.

You're not married?
How can you come here to a True Christian(tm) Website and tell me you're not making Soldiers for Christ?
Why aren't you married? Aren't you old enough?

[Filet-o-fish]

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You're not married?
How can you come here to a True Christian™ Website and tell me you're not making Soldiers for Christ?
Why aren't you married? Aren't you old enough?

Not as old as I would like, shall we say. But certainly, it is something that I indeed plan to do.

Time is plentiful and impatience has never been a thing I have found myself prone to.

[Talitha]

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Genesis 35:11
And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins

The choice isn't yours to make. God commands that your Loins be put to good use.

[Filet-o-fish]

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Romans 8:24-25

For we are saved by hope: but hope that is seen is not hope: for what a man seeth, why doth he yet hope for? But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.



As I said, ma'am, I am with patience waiting. For "The plans of the diligent lead to profit as surely as haste leads to poverty" (Proverbs 21:5).

[Filet-o-fish]

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I am again terribly sorry, for the proverb's wording quoted is incorrect for the Godly KJV. It should rather read: "The thoughts of the diligent tend only to plenteousness; but of every one that is hasty only to want."

My sincerest apologies for allowing another such grievous mistake.

[Brother Temperance]

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Not as old as I would like, shall we say. But certainly, it is something that I indeed plan to do.

Time is plentiful and impatience has never been a thing I have found myself prone to.

What kind of an attitude is that? The Lord could return at any minute!

Matthew 24:42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

Would you say "I don't think I'll repent of my sins today, it can wait until tomorrow?" I certainly hope not! Jesus could kill you dead on the spot right now!

[Filet-o-fish]

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And indeed, I could be sent to my demise at any time. But rather I would "find a virtuous woman for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil" (Proverbs 31:10-11).

[Talitha]

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And indeed, I could be sent to my demise at any time. But rather I would "find a virtuous woman for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil" (Proverbs 31:10-11).

I can assure you that the Ladies of Landover are more than virtuous.

I'm starting to think we have a person here who is making up excuses for being an 18 year old Homer.

[Roberta]

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Your user name is an intentional mockery of women, isn't it? You are a butt depredater for sure!

[Filet-o-fish]

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I can assure you that the Ladies of Landover are more than virtuous.

I'm starting to think we have a person here who is making up excuses for being an 18 year old Homer.

"An ungodly man diggeth up evil: and in his lips there is as a burning fire.
A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends.
A violent man enticeth his neighbour, and leadeth him into the way that is not good.
He shutteth his eyes to devise froward things: moving his lips he bringeth evil to pass.
The hoary head is a crown of glory, if it be found in the way of righteousness.
He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city" (Proverbs 16:27-32).

And to good Roberta, the humorous Pastor Ezekiel--if I am not mistaken--changed my displayed username. Truly, I played no part in its choosing. If you would like to make such accusations of the pastor, then please continue. If not, then I would ask you to retract such accusations.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Time is plentiful

Time is plentiful?!?! We are in End Times, friend! I may not even have time to finish this post before Jesus returns! (Note to my maid: If you see this on my computer unposted, I have been Raptured. Please click on "Submit Reply". If you are unable to read American and complete this task, please fetch someone who can. Thank you.)
The end may come right now, it may come in a year or two, though surely not much longer than that. It's your duty to marry and have little Soldiers for Christ as early and as often as you can. You are quoting a lot from Proverbs, which is good, but the great advise offered in that book is overtaken by any direct orders from God Himself. Be fruitful and multiply!

[Filet-o-fish]

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Time is plentiful?!?! We are in End Times, friend! I may not even have time to finish this post before Jesus returns! (Note to my maid: If you see this on my computer unposted, I have been Raptured. Please click on "Submit Reply". If you are unable to read American and complete this task, please fetch someone who can. Thank you.)
The end may come right now, it may come in a year or two, though surely not much longer than that. It's your duty to marry and have little Soldiers for Christ as early and as often as you can. You are quoting a lot from Proverbs, which is good, but the great advise offered in that book is overtaken by any direct orders from God Himself. Be fruitful and multiply!

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only" (Matthew 24:36).

And indeed this date is known to none, and therefore it would prove fruitless to guess. Because of this, there is nothing wrong to say that time is plentiful. Indeed, if even rapture were to occur tomorrow, would not we still be bountiful in time?