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    hi christians

    Hi my name is Logan. I'm from Nashville Tennessee. I'm 17, I go to a first Baptist Church. I came here seeking knowledge from my elders and learn from you as much as I can about the word of God. If there is anything I left out please tell me ,and i will be glad to tell you.
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    Re: hi christians

    Originally posted by moonknight View Post
    Hi my name is Logan. I'm from Nashville Tennessee. I'm 17, I go to a first Baptist Church. I came here seeking knowledge from my elders and learn from you as much as I can about the word of God. If there is anything I left out please tell me ,and i will be glad to tell you.
    Welcome to Gods favorite forum, son. Please share some more about yourself and your walk with Christ Jesus. Have you been forced by Obama to gay marry yet? Have you been shooting the marijuana? Because thru God, all sins can be foregiven.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: hi christians

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Welcome to Gods favorite forum, son. Please share some more about yourself and your walk with Christ Jesus. Have you been forced by Obama to gay marry yet? Have you been shooting the marijuana? Because thru God, all sins can be foregiven.
      No sir I have not been forced to gay marriage. Neither have I come into contact with marijuana. When I was very little I was a very sinful child. I would watch television when I could have been doing my homework or reading my KJV Bible. I would disobey my parents a lot of very bad things. then one day I got very sick and went to the hospital. that day I went I almost died ,but Jesus spared me from hell. I was thankful that he did and I prayed to him to forgive me for my sins. since then i have tried to spread the word of god at my school but most people mocked me and called me crazy. I don't know why they hate Jesus and not want to read the Bible.

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        Re: hi christians

        Originally posted by moonknight View Post
        No sir I have not been forced to gay marriage. Neither have I come into contact with marijuana. When I was very little I was a very sinful child. I would watch television when I could have been doing my homework or reading my KJV Bible. I would disobey my parents a lot of very bad things. then one day I got very sick and went to the hospital. that day I went I almost died ,but Jesus spared me from hell. I was thankful that he did and I prayed to him to forgive me for my sins. since then i have tried to spread the word of god at my school but most people mocked me and called me crazy. I don't know why they hate Jesus and not want to read the Bible.
        Hello, Moonknight. A cautious welcome.

        What were you sick from? Did you pray for it to be cured? James 5:15

        Why did JESUS spare you from hell?? Were you already a True Christian? If it was your TIME, by GOD's law, you would not be here. Ecclesiastes 3:1. So, tell me, what exactly did you escape from?

        Also, please capitalize God. This should be basic knowledge, son.

        What is your favorite scripture? (by the time that these elderly hands post this, this will have probably been asked) and, what was the last thing you prayed for?

        Regards, Franklin
        Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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          Re: hi christians

          Why are you not being home-schooled, Mr Moon?
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            Well, hi there, Logan! I'm just pleased as punch and tickled pink that you've found God's Favorite Forums™! I just know Christ Jesus has led you here for a reason! Are you in high school? Do you like to play sports? Are you into foot balls or are you into water sports? I like water sports sometimes too.

            What's the youth program like at your "First Baptist" Church? You probably sit around and cut out turkeys shaped like hands and drink punch, don't you? It's time for an upgrade, isn't it? You bet it is!
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              Re: hi christians

              Originally posted by FranklinAndPearl View Post
              Hello, Moonknight. A cautious welcome.

              What were you sick from? Did you pray for it to be cured? James 5:15

              Why did JESUS spare you from hell?? Were you already a True Christian? If it was your TIME, by GOD's law, you would not be here. Ecclesiastes 3:1. So, tell me, what exactly did you escape from?

              Also, please capitalize God. This should be basic knowledge, son.

              What is your favorite scripture? (by the time that these elderly hands post this, this will have probably been asked) and, what was the last thing you prayed for?

              Regards, Franklin
              yes at that time I was a Tue Christian, but I never did act like one. I really do wish I would have back then but thankfully I'm not a brat anymore. Oh and I was sick from the rotavirus. my father prayed for me.my favorite scripture is Ecclesiastes 3:1 To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die;a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;.the last thing I prayed for was for my grandfather who is not doing well in the nursing home ,and please forgive me I will for now on spell God correctly.

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                Re: hi christians

                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                Well, hi there, Logan! I'm just pleased as punch and tickled pink that you've found God's Favorite Forums™! I just know Christ Jesus has led you here for a reason! Are you in high school? Do you like to play sports? Are you into foot balls or are you into water sports? I like water sports sometimes too.

                What's the youth program like at your "First Baptist" Church? You probably sit around and cut out turkeys shaped like hands and drink punch, don't you? It's time for an upgrade, isn't it? You bet it is!
                yes sir I'm a sophomore. I love baseball and football.

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                  Re: hi christians

                  Originally posted by moonknight View Post
                  yes at that time I was a Tue Christian, but I never did act like one.
                  Originally posted by moonknight View Post
                  but thankfully I'm not a brat anymore.
                  So...you were a "true Christian" in your words, but thankfully, you are not acting that way anymore??

                  Originally posted by moonknight View Post
                  Oh and I was sick from the rotavirus.
                  You were an alleged True Christian but still did not pray to cure your...as you call it, "rotavirus"...?

                  Originally posted by moonknight View Post
                  my favorite scripture is Ecclesiastes 3:1
                  Your favorite quote is the one I just responded to your last post with? That is awful convenient, son.

                  Regards, Franklin
                  Last edited by FranklinAndPearl; 09-21-2015, 04:44 AM. Reason: Editing out quotes
                  Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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