[Des]

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Gaytheists are always filled with rage. Rage and semen.

Fill your rectum with love and Jesus, sinner, before it's too late.

[tennisballboylol]

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you people call people fags all the time on here. if you can do it, then so can i

[Didymus Much]

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you people call people fags all the time on here. if you can do it, then so can i

They do it because a tome of Bronze-Age myths that tells them there's a magical semi-Jewish zombie who raised Himself from the dead to pay the price (to Himself) for the sins we commit (which are only sins because He says they are) tells them to if they want to live forever in a magical skyland above the clouds with their magic skydaddy.

You don't believe any of that crap.

So the only reason for you to do it is if you're dimwitted f*ckhead H8r.

Great job proving you're a dimwitted f*ckhead H8r.

Idiot.

[tennisballboylol]

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Now now des. Don't be calling me names, cuz according to your ***wishful homersexual fantasies removed by moderator*** didymus much, thats immature

[Didymus Much]

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Now now des. Don't be calling me names...

The sooner you accept that you don't make the rules here, the easier this will be.

Just lie back, relax, and think of England.

[tennisballboylol]

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Why England?

[Elmer G. White]

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Why England?

Finally, a valid question.

This is all about conjugal relations. They are necessary (Genesis 1:28) but unpleasant. I, for instance, really wish I could engage in this on an annual basis instead of each month around the inevitable ovulation. God wants us to procreate but it is also (because of the Fall) messy, unpleasant and exhausting. However, as it is commanded by God, we do it. There are also some women that are not physically attracted to this type of harlotry (1 Corinthians 6:18). For them, some Godly females had words of wisdom a few centuries back in nowadays Godless England:

Lie back and think of England
'Advice' given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable fornication.

Apparently the phrase began in Edwardian England, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights - this would be then first girls had heard about sex. Basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers for Jesus, pastors, etc).

Please get an education (i.e., read the Bible) and lo, many previously baffling things will become crystal clear!



Matthew 19:5
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[tennisballboylol]

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Ah you use it because you suck at pleasing your women. ***Fornicatory insult removed***

[Des]

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Ah you use it because you suck at pleasing your women. ***Fornicatory insult removed***

Why do you hate God so much, friend? Is it because some bad man touched you in a naughty way when you were a boy?

[tennisballboylol]

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I cant hate something that doesn't exist. I just hate you hahahahhahaahah

[tennisballboylol]

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***Potty language*** you. Awwww does the mighty widdle cwistians get their feelings hurt?

[Didymus Much]

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Ah you use it because you suck at pleasing your women...

Pleasure isn't a requirement for procreation, which is the only purpose for sex as far as the Bible is concerned. So attempting to deride their prowess at something that just doesn't matter at all to them is no insult, and you fail again.

Oh, and the joke was that I was casting you as the wife, just as powerless, and about to get ****ed.

I cant hate something that doesn't exist...

Include your proof of God's non-existence in your next post, or admit that you "know" things based on even less evidence than they have.

...I just hate you hahahahhahaahah

Pointless and counter-productive hatred is a laughing matter to you?

What a fine example of humanity you are. <---- that's sarcasm, btw

[Des]

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I cant hate something that doesn't exist. I just hate you hahahahhahaahah

2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

1 Peter 3:14 But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy are ye: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;

1 Peter 3:16 Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Hebrews 12:3 For consider him that endured such contradiction of sinners against himself, lest ye be wearied and faint in your minds.

1 Peter 4:19 Wherefore let them that suffer according to the will of God commit the keeping of their souls to him in well doing, as unto a faithful Creator.

John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

Revelation 2:10 Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.

2 Corinthians 12:10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.

Psalm 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Amos 5:10 They hate him that rebuketh in the gate, and they abhor him that speaketh uprightly.

Psalm 119:157 Many are my persecutors and mine enemies; yet do I not decline from thy testimonies.

[Didymus Much]

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***Potty language*** you. Awwww does the mighty widdle cwistians get their feelings hurt?

Fat chance.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

Seriously, dude, read the Bible, so you at least have half a clue what you're dealing with.

[Alvin Moss]

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***Potty language*** you. Awwww does the mighty widdle cwistians get their feelings hurt?

Allow me to direct your attention to 2 Timothy 3:12. This verse makes clear that all who follow Christ will suffer slings and arrows hurled by the likes of you, but Heaven and eternity with Jesus at the foot of the Lord God is our reward. That is what awaits Christians at the end of the Jesus road. All other paths lead to Hell.