Tennisguy101 Intro

[tennisballboylol]

Hey there, I'm Tennisguy101. Real name is kept secret for now, but as you can tell, I can play tennis yaya. I play for my local college while pursuing a degree in Kinesiology, which is the study of sports. For example, a physical therapist would have a degree in Kinesiology. Anyway I'm mostly here to observe calmly and try to remain neutral if I can. Nice being here

[tennisballboylol]

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Also, being instantly labeled as trash is quite rude. I suggest you fix that before someone else does, in a more rude manner

[Didymus Much]

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Also, being instantly labeled as trash is quite rude...

It's because that's what Jesus considers you, according to the Bible. You'd have learned this if you'd bothered to read the sticky threads you were directed to in your welcoming email. Maybe you should take of that before offering your next opinion of the TCs and True Christianity(tm).

...I suggest you fix that before someone else does, in a more rude manner

Oooooh, the TCs just looooove threats, however thinly veiled. It's persecution for their love of God and Jesus, that the Bible says they'll be rewarded for.

So have you read the Bible yet? The whole thing? I'm curious to see how much non-Biblical BS we'll have to disabuse you of.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Why hi there, Tennisboylol! I'm so glad Jesus has led you here to God's Favorite Forums™. I see you are a little firecracker aren't ya? And you like to play ball games! I think that's just wonderful! And you like to study and do homework too? Do you study the Bible, or are you only studying anti-Biblical things?

I think you have a long way to go before you are TrulySaved™, but boy oh boy I'd love to be a part of your salvation! How tall a young man are you? Have you ever been to a Boys Only Bible Camp? We're thinking of doing a special one for older boys under 30 who are still untouched by marriage for some unknown reason. There's a very special need for very special attention for boys in your situation. I'm just delighted you're here with us now! Praise GOD!

[Basilissa]

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Hello, sweetie, and to our Godly forum!

I know that this may be hard to read, as it is written in a rather small font, so here it is again, in pretty colors and large font:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

The reason why you're labeled "unsaved trash" is because 99.9% of newcomers turn out to be unsaved trash. If you turn out to be a Christian and not unsaved trash, the label will be removed.

[tennisballboylol]

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@didymus: I have read the entire bible and thats the reason that I am non religious but I still give other people a chance. If they wish to try and convert me, I'm open to the idea but I'm a tough nut to crack

[tennisballboylol]

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@Minister Harry. Its not 'anti-biblical' its simply sports science. And my profile name is TennisGUY, not Tennis boy. Get it right and do not make that mistake on purpose again. Thank you

[Alvin Moss]

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Get it right and do not make that mistake on purpose again.

Look here, sportsman, you are very rude and pushy. You have come here uninvited and you seem to feel you can dictate the rules of our relationship. You cannot. You object to being labeled as unsaved trash, when you are clearly unsaved. You want things your way and you demand that everyone do as you think best. You must be a Democrat. Why have you not properly introduced yourself? What do you want here?

[tennisballboylol]

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All I ask is that you address me as my username, which is Tennisguy101

[Didymus Much]

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@didymus: I have read the entire bible ...

Then just how did you manage to miss the way Jesus treated those who did not accept what He was saying as the Truth(tm)?

All I DEMAND is that you address me as my username, which is Tennisguy101

FTFU.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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All I ask is that you address me as my username, which is Tennisguy101

Really?! You came all the way to this website, thought of a homosexual sport to name yourself after, and created a post with the sole purpose of having people refer to you by your forum name? THAT'S the reason you're here? THAT'S ALL YOU ASK?!?! I don't think so, Mr. Man! You came here to oppress us the way everyone else tries to bully and oppress us, but I have news for you. Oh yes I do, Mr. Man! We are GOD's Chosen People™ and the more you try to bully and oppress and shame us for being 's Chosen People™ the more you fulfill the prophesy of Scripture! Praise God! You need your foul little mouth washed out with your filthy FILTHY nasty little mouth! That's a FILTHY dirty little filthy mouth and it needs to washed right out!
You can sit there and just be FILTHY all the way straight to or you can get on the cool kids' bus and find out what Jesus has in store for you! Oh, and trust me, what He has in store for you is going to FILL you with His love! Praise JESUS! Oh YES! Praise GOD!

[tennisballboylol]

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I wouldn't have had to ask that you respect my choice of username if you hadn't intentionally gotten it wrong. And tennis isn't a homosexual sport, in fact I don't know any professional tennis player who is gay except for one.

[Esther B.]

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A cautious welcome to you. If you really have read the entire Bible, please tell us what your favorite verse is.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I wouldn't have had to ask that you respect my choice of username if you hadn't intentionally gotten it wrong. And tennis isn't a homosexual sport, in fact I don't know any professional tennis player who is gay except for one.

Why are you here? This is a forum of like-minded people, sharing our devotion of our walks with Jesus Christ. And building on our personal relationships with Him.




In Christ

[Youth Minister Harry]

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And tennis isn't a homosexual sport, in fact I don't know any professional tennis player who is gay except for one.

Well, since you don't seem to know very much about your own perverted sport, allow me to educate you with one of your own sports education websites.

And I quote: "Tennis is one of the world’s most gay-friendly sports. Many former champions are openly gay and lesbians. At the social level, so many gay men and lesbian women play tennis that every major city boasts its own gay tennis club."

The last time I checked, choosing to be a homosexual was a sin punishable by death! Leviticus 20:13 Why would you play with those who are gay? Why coordinate with those who anally fornicate? Why would you wallow in the company of those who swallow? I think we all know why. And that explains why you are here. You are crying out for help. That help is available to you. All you have to do is get down on your knees, and open yourself up to accept His Love deep inside of you! Praise GOD!



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