Greetings from Ohio

[happyhousewife12]

Hello fellow worshipers,
My name is Julie and my daughter and I are pure Christians, not false atheist trash who pick and choose what to follow from the Bible.

I have a collection of King James Bibles and currently have around 300 total. I line them in a circle in my Worship Room, the place where my family gathers to read the Bible together. Sometimes we bring in non-believer garbage and euthanize them to make their journey to Hell sooner. One by one, we will rid the world of the unsaved and the whole population will be ruled by the true God and Lord Jesus Christ.

However, I've been rather disturbed by the trend of "Insta Gram", a cell phone application that some of the kids are using. I'm worried that my pure daughter, Mary (MaryHadALilPrayer) will be exposed to the horrors of homosexuality and negroes. These are topics that I prefer my daughter not to be exposed to, as she will end up like our previous son who we had to gift to the Lord when he misbehaved. S****ists will be punished.

[MaryHadALittlePrayer]

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I don't think jesus wanted Timothy to die!
What if it was just a phase, mother? The pope says that we can forgive ladies who get abortaberrations done to them, so I think we could have forgiven him for trying to eat that ungodly gmo food.

[happyhousewife12]

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Ah. I realized my mistake: I had not posted my favorite Kjv Bible verses. I particularly enjoy Thessalonians 1:2: Grace unto you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.

A simple verse that shows the importance of being blessed by God and Jesus' grace and wisdom. Amen.

[Alvin Moss]

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I think both of you women are false Christians; up to mischief and Hell bound.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Hello HappyHousewife! Do you have your husband's permission to use the internet? I'm sorry to hear you lost your son to sin. You should know that Christ Jesus has a miracle in store for you, though. With prayer, your daughter can be fixed and turned into a boy by the Grace and GLORY of God!!! Hallelujah!

Please tell us about your favorite Bible verse and how you came to find Jesus! And welcome to God's Favorite Forums™!

[Youth Minister Harry]

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The pope says that we can forgive ladies who get abortaberrations done to them, so I think we could have forgiven him for trying to eat that ungodly gmo food.

The who?! What does the Pope have to do with Christianity? He's a Liberal Muslim Homosexual Pedophile.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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I think both of you women are false Christians; up to mischief and Hell bound.

Yes, Brother Moss. I suspect we're being made fun of. The war on Christians never ends.

[MaryHadALittlePrayer]

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Mister Alvin, I think that only a nonbeliever would be so very unkind at first, and though I award you as much respect as I reward all of my human male elders, I wish that you would put more faith in my mother and I, for we are as holy as we can be.

[happyhousewife12]

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Youth Minister Harry,
I am interested in God's sex change for Mary. I have wanted a son but unfortunately my previous one had fallen into a life of sin.

[MaryHadALittlePrayer]

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Yes, Brother Moss. I suspect we're being made fun of. The war on Christians never ends.

War, unless appreciated by god, is an unholy and entirely wrong occurrence. And to think that two kind american ladies such as my mother and myself would conduct war with our betters, on jesus' favourite website seems like a form of blasphemy.

[Didymus Much]

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...I think that only a nonbeliever would be so very unkind at first...

War, unless appreciated by god, is an unholy and entirely wrong occurrence...

Wow, whole lot of opinions being shared, but no Scripture to back them up.

[Esther B.]

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Welcome, Julie! I hope this isn't too personal of a question, but how long have you been collecting KJV Bibles for?

[happyhousewife12]

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Well, when I was about 6 years old I had saved enough money to buy my very own KJV Bible. Ever since I have been buying them left and right, as other Bibles are inferior and I refuse to carry a paper copy of a book that is published by a publisher that also publishes pro-gay books and atheist propaganda.

[Alvin Moss]

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Mister Alvin, I think that only a nonbeliever would be so very unkind at first, and though I award you as much respect as I reward all of my human male elders, I wish that you would put more faith in my mother and I, for we are as holy as we can be.

What a crock. Apparently, you feel that a good offense is the best defense, but to no avail. We get ten of you atheists here every day. You seek to vex Christians, but the price will be a trip to Hell.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Well, when I was about 6 years old I had saved enough money to buy my very own KJV Bible. Ever since I have been buying them left and right, as other Bibles are inferior and I refuse to carry a paper copy of a book that is published by a publisher that also publishes pro-gay books and atheist propaganda.

In that case, why are you quoting from some modernistic version of The Bible here?

Ah. I realized my mistake: I had not posted my favorite Kjv Bible verses. I particularly enjoy Thessalonians 1:2: Grace unto you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.

I'm not familiar with that version, but it stinks of Falsehood. As do you and your alleged daughter.