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[Bedford W Muller]

Hello everbody I'm Bedford that Bedforde that some of you no an dad said to join here cause bean part of somethin bigger than youreself builds character. These red lines are startin to chafe my hide.

Proudly home schooled an I hope it shows in ever word I right. I'm so glad to be here an I want to think God for letting me, an Pastor Ezekiel who dad said is a man after his owned hart. An I wanna think mister Which Hammer for when he helped me put my chain back on my bike that time that what he did was throw rock at me till I got it back on an that really helped.

I just want you all to no that I'm here to give 200% to the community an if Major Hold will ever look at my aplickation he shuld sea that I'm more than quantified for the position of Associate Centurian grayed south wall security.

My favorite verse is 1 Timothy 2:11 an said Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. cause that Marybeth girl use to scream in my ear real loud an it hurt a lot an I whished she would shut up so I feel like God was talkin to her when He rote that.

Praise Jesus!

[Elmer G. White]

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Hello everbody I'm Bedford that Bedforde that some of you no an dad said to join here cause bean part of somethin bigger than youreself builds character. These red lines are startin to chafe my hide.

Proudly home schooled an I hope it shows in ever word I right. I'm so glad to be here an I want to think God for letting me, an Pastor Ezekiel who dad said is a man after his owned hart. An I wanna think mister Which Hammer for when he helped me put my chain back on my bike that time that what he did was throw rock at me till I got it back on an that really helped.

I just want you all to no that I'm here to give 200% to the community an if Major Hold will ever look at my aplickation he shuld sea that I'm more than quantified for the position of Associate Centurian grayed south wall security.

My favorite verse is 1 Timothy 2:11 an said Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. cause that Marybeth girl use to scream in my ear real loud an it hurt a lot an I whished she would shut up so I feel like God was talkin to her when He rote that.

Praise Jesus!

Praise Jesus, indeed, Master Muller. I can see that the priorities of your home schooling were those endorsed by Jesus.

1. Fear of God.
2. Godly discipline.
3. Readin', writin' and cipherin'.

It must be difficult for the youngsters of today in this corrupted world. How do you cope with the sodomists who must covet your youthful flesh?

Still, a youth has the same chance as everybody to win the Grace of Jesus.

1 Timothy 4:12
Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome Bedford. Do tell us about your adventures with Jesus. I see you live in Dallas, which was formerly a Godly place. Now, it is in the hands of Negroe politicians and home to many godless wretches. Are you often menaced?

[Bedford W Muller]

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Well sirs mister Moss an mister White sirs, in regarts to the Niggero sodomite politician wenches, sirs, God says in Deuteronomy 7:2 And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:

an I like to thank He was talkin about how we shud deel with people like that cause if you don't do what God says He sends you to hell.

Praise Jesus!

[Alvin Moss]

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There is this thing called spell check. I like it because it makes me look smart. It will likely work for you, too.

[Bedford W Muller]

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There is this thing called spell check. I like it because it makes me look smart. It will likely work for you, too.

Think you sir, I have a dickionary but I need it to keep my table level in the trailer or the lamp slides off an then I caint read it.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Why hello there Bedford. It certainly has been a while, hasn't it? You are looking VERY grown up and respectable these days. The next time you are out this way, you should stop in for a prayer session! Just look at you. You are so big now, I can hardly take you all in!

Your daddy says you are doing good things and getting real strong. I guess I'll see how strong you've gotten the next time you shove wood in my firebox at camp. Do you think your True Christian™ security training will let you have the time for Bible Camp this year?

[Back against wall]

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Welcome Bedford. I have used pictures where possible.
Your father has briefly mentioned you as he did your untidy Brother.
Never mind about your proper American English. if it is any consultation, "Retard" is the new "Genius"
To put it into words you may better relate to: In war, you don't need to kill as many Joo's as you did in the past to receive a Medal of Honor.


I've seen your take-down tactics. I was most impressed with how you took down that young nigero Jemima teen. I also believe God drives me to help Heathens.

Read Ephesians Chapter 6 (KJV) it is one of my favorite Chapters, especially the following;

Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Ephesians 6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

Ephesians 6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

God's Speed in becoming a True Christian™

[BrotherLarry]

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Brother Bedford,

I wonder if Sister Etheldreda might need to look at your home school curriculitis because it seems you struggle with certain verbal and spellogical elementations. I say this not to discredit your intelligibility, but rather to admonish in Jesus' Name that He expects us to shew ourselves worthy of Him at all times, and I know He doesn't like retards.

Welcome to the friendliest forums this side of Heaven!

COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[Esther B.]

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Welcome, Bedford!

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Hi, Bedford! Pearl here!

I do not understand most of what you are saying, and that could partly be because of being up there in age, LOL. I have not yet ruled out retard though.

From your initial post, one thing did stick out to me:

Hello everbody I'm Bedford that Bedforde that some of you no an dad said to join here cause bean part of somethin bigger than youreself builds character. These red lines are startin to chafe my hide.

Are you familiar with recipes involving beans??? Or do you have a mother that is??

Our Winne-Dixie has a sale right now on canned beans, mostly black and refried. Those are quite ethnic for my taste, but also cheap. (just like the Negroes and Mexicans, LOL) So I am looking for swell things to make with them.

Let me know!!

Walking with Christ,

Pearl