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Hi everyone, my real name is teddy Alamo, i'm 5'3 in height, i'm 17 years old and I love our lord and savior My favorite line in the bible is Matthew 6:33 - But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. All of my family is religious we attend church every Sunday and donate to the poor god bless you all.
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Welcome then, Ted. We accept all Christians here for fellowship and praise. We are friendly and welcoming.
Tell us of your life as a Christian. What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? What revolver do you favor?
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11 -
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Do you have one of those delighful little clown outfits?Originally posted by tedalmos View Post
I'm a big fan of Tolkien.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Hello Master Alamo and welcome to Landover. Tell us, why did you tell us your height? I am 3 inches taller than you, but have never (until now) felt the need to mention it on these forums. Is it an obsession with you? I can see how it would be, but with prayer, it is possible to become normal.
That's very nice, but what church do you attend? And why do you donate to the poor, rather than to Jesus?Originally posted by tedalmos View Post
Matthew 26:11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always.
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JoannaVaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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What surprises me is why he has not prayed to be normal height.Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
Who want's to be a dwarf?
Lev 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Maybe he has but maybe Our Lord isn't listening. This is why I asked what church he goes to. Alamo sounds kind of hispanic to me.Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
I guess if you had a job as an extra in one of those revolting hobbit movies, you'd need to stay a dwarf unless you were prepared to re-train. Maybe Alamo is a New Zealandish name?Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View PostVaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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I think that she may possibly be a Commie. Almo is one of those Sesameseed street animals that has an arm up its arse. I think we should call Freehold Security.Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View PostEcclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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sir i am not communist nor do i roleplay in sesame street that show is satanic as it portays gay couples earnie and bert thank you and god blessComment
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Almo was about 5'3 and he could count to 17. Young Lady I'm not convinced. If you aren't who I claim you are, what number on Sesameseed street do you live in?Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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why are you addressing me as a female when i am clearly a male i even said my name is ted ? but god blessComment
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Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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hi didymus much how's it going still being a athiest i see praise the lord Jesus to repnt your sinsComment
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You must be able to hold your breath for a very long time.Originally posted by tedalmos View PostEcclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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