Hello everyone

[goodman78]

Hello Christian friends

thank you for accepting me into your forum. I am here to grow closer to God through talking with other Christians. I need to read and talk about His word as much as possible and I thought this would be a good place to do that.

I enjoy mopeds, working out and reading my bible. I am married. I am happy to be here.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello everyone

Hello Christian friends

thank you for accepting me into your forum. I am here to grow closer to God through talking with other Christians. I need to read and talk about His word as much as possible and I thought this would be a good place to do that.

I enjoy mopeds, working out and reading my bible. I am married. I am happy to be here.

Hello, Good Man!

How wonderful that you are willing to worship Jesus here with us. I also enjoy reading the Bible. I am sometimes so immersed in it that I tend to forget my monthly marital duties... But I am babbling, so sorry. Let us talk about His Word as you suggested! What is your favorite verse in the Bible?



Ephesians 2:19
Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God;


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Let us talk about His Word as you suggested! What is your favorite verse in the Bible?

Oh, what fun! Yes, Mr. Man, do tell us what your favorite verse is! I love to hear the opinions of other people whose opinion about is similar to mine! Welcome to our friendly forum!

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome to you then, Mr. Goodman. It seems a trend with new arrivals of late to make a sparse introduction. We'd like to get to know the real you. Why don't you tell us of your walk with Jesus and how you were saved from perdition? Are you a chaste man? Plumbers are often drawn to exposing the crack of their behind for some reason no one has ever been able to explain.

Do tell us of your adventures as a Christian. Where are you from? Are you in funds?

God Bless!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello Mr Goodman and a warm welcome to our forums. Do tell us where you live and what church you go to.

I don't know what mopeds are, let alone how one would enjoy them, so I very much hope you will tell us more about that.

YiC
Joanna

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Hello and Welcome to God's Favorite Forums™, Goodman! I just know Christ Jesus has led you here with a purpose!

As a Goodman, has the Lord blessed you with any Goodboys? If so, be sure to get them Baptized right away if they have not been already! Also, be sure to have a look at our Statement of Faith. If you are looking for morality and devotion, our Statement of Faith is just full of it!

Welcome and Praise GOD!

[Back against wall]

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I enjoy mopeds.

Hello my goodman.

Welcome here. I have little time and I fear for your salvation. So I am going to be quick before my appointment with the Taxidermist.
I heard of a Woman that played tricks with her hair as if she were one of Satan's whores. One morning after a night with her giggling dizzy women friends, angering God and playing with each others hair, cutting, moosing it up, making it sharp and spiky, even shaving each other, giving each other Mopeds. She awoke to find God had sent his wrath down upon her head, telling her that what once belonged to Him now belongs to Satan. I was told this was the result (or similar) The Good Word here is that having a Moped is for Sinners and Gaytard Punks. You're not a Heathen native are you?



We all know what happened to my True Brother™ Samson

Judges 16:19 And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him.

I hope this helps with your Salvation.

May God take you soon.
Brother Baw.