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    Hello Saviors

    Since all of the churches I'd went, does not preach what the Holy Bible said, I pray to the Lord and Jesus Christ, to help me find what I feel the most comfortable place to talk about Christ himself genuinely, and at last my prayers are answered. the Landover Baptist Chruch is the perfect church for me to pray to Him directly.

    as you may know my name is Jason Todd Anderson.
    I live in Phoenix,Arizona
    I'm a Devout Christian boy who wants to be a true Christian
    and I will have sex before marriage,
    my parent are now brainwash by Satan because they accept Homosexuality,witchcraft and other ungodly acts.

    I'm an Ex-Homosexual,Ex-masturbatur, and Ex-Liberal
    Pro-Life,Pro-Conservative,Pro-2nd amendment.

    that's all you have to know about me.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Saviors

    Well... How do you do, Jason? I'm just delighted you've found God's Favorite Forums™. I suspect Christ has led you here with a purpose for you. Jesus wants you to read the Bible, but it appears from your introduction that you may have some trouble with reading and writing. That could be why Christ Jesus led you here... to improve your reading and writing through Bible study and fellowship! Praise GOD!

    How old are you? Are you tall? Would your father be interested in sending you to a Boy's Only Bible Study Camp For Boys?

    I've attached some literature to help get you started on the path to speed reading God's Word!
    Attached Files
    Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
    -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Saviors

      Originally posted by JasonArizona View Post

      and I will have sex before marriage,

      that's all you have to know about me.
      opps typo, I will not have sex before marriage.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Saviors

        Originally posted by JasonArizona View Post
        opps typo, I will not have sex before marriage.
        Your proof-reading skills are already improving through Christ! Praise Jesus!
        Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
        -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Saviors

          Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
          Your proof-reading skills are already improving through Christ! Praise Jesus!
          praise Jesus, I didn't proof read it because i have to go to bed and yes I have problems with my writing.
          by the way I'm 16 and 7'13.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Saviors

            Originally posted by JasonArizona View Post
            praise Jesus, I didn't proof read it because i have to go to bed and yes I have problems with my writing.
            by the way I'm 16 and 7'13.
            I better pack a lunch.
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Saviors

              but I can't I'm still recovering from the gay disease.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Saviors

                Young man. Being gay is a binary choice. Just like loving Jesus.

                You either choose to be attracted to the same sex or you choose to be normal.

                What's it going to be?

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Saviors

                  Young man, if you are an ex-gay, our ex-gay community has got you covered from bottom to top. Our No-Homo Boy's Only Youth Ministry™ has received loads of awards. We have a touring outreach fellowship in a van. Our next stop will be in the parking lot of Luby's in KY. Oh God, thank you Lord Jesus!! YES! GLORY HALLELUJAH!

                  Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                  -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Saviors

                    Welcome!

                    Originally posted by JasonArizona View Post
                    and I will have sex before marriage,
                    I was hoping that this was a typo and I'm glad to see that it is. Why don't you tell us what your favorite Bible verse is?
                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Saviors

                      God is very clear about faggots not being faggots throughout the entire Bible. He tells us that it is an abomination and He tells us that faggots will be put to death.

                      Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Apart from faggotry being a disgusting unnatural filthy depraved Sinful act, how is it you can knowingly engage in the act itself? Do you not vomit all over his back with the thought of it? This filthy vial disgusting act. You WILL be put to death if you don't repent. God forbids you in His lands and will banish you from His Kingdom.

                      1 Kings 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

                      Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                      I pray you find guidance here and remove the stench from your person. You unclean Sodomite you. Being a faggot makes you less a Human, if at all Human.

                      Pray for your Sins to be removed. Read the KJV 1611 and resist temptation. Stay within the walls of this Godly forum and seek guidance from the True Christians™ within.

                      Be strong, be thorough

                      Brother BAW
                      Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello Saviors

                        Originally posted by JasonArizona View Post
                        Since all of the churches I'd went, does not preach what the Holy Bible said,
                        I'm starting to worry that you are going to find the same thing with this church, going with your track record.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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