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Hi everyone! I just feel so blessed right now to have stumbled upon this fabulous forum. My husband and I-- we're two gay men-- were having ***gross description of unnatural acts removed by moderator*** in the bedroom last night, and the two of us were discussing what religion to choose. I found this one, and everything I've seen and read about this church has been great because of how accepting they are to the LGBT community. Anyways, my favorite bible verse is like, all of them! I think the bible is 100% true in every single way. Anyways, I can't wait to make some new friends here, and I hope every single one of you can be just as accepting to me as I know my lord and savior is. God bless! xoxo
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Those who are sincere are always welcome to this Godly Forum.Originally posted by cusotevol View Post
Those who mock Jesus will not only see their posting privileges vanish but also eventually feel the burning heat of the rightful Punishment by Jesus in due course. However, you are absolutely correct. No-one loves the LBGT people more than we do. We are constantly praying for them to Repent, to Accept Jesus, To discard Evil and to be accepted in heaven. The vast majority of the world's population ignores their distress and just tries to push them deeper into the pit that leads into the Furnace (Revelation 9:2).
We can only give recommendations. You choose.
Philippians 1:22
But if I live in the flesh, this is the fruit of my labour: yet what I shall choose I wot not.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Hi there, Costco! Are you and your homosexual lover interested in a truly irresistible proposition? Jesus has something in store for you both if you accept him within you. We have an excellent ex-gay program here and I just know you would fit like a glove once you develop a deeply intimate personal relationship with Christ Jesus! Praise God!Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Young man it is a good thing that you came here, to God's favourite forum, oh yes!Originally posted by cusotevol View Post
You see I have tell you, in the name of Jesus Christ Himself that being gay is wrong! I'm so glad that I can help you come to Christ because He does NOT want you to choose to be attracted to the same sex. No, no, no.
You may not know that being gay is wrong but that's the Good News of Jesus: that your decision will have you sent to the Lake of Fire (that scientists have proved is a real place!).
It's all part of the Good News where Jesus shows us what will happen to those who choose to adopt homersexualistically oriented attraction to the rumpular/butockular regions of the male anatomy: it's all in the Good Book!
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
It really is that simple: all that you need to do is to decide to give up your bumhumger and repress your desires FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE and as long as you don't anger Jesus some other way you will be allowed into His musky, many musculed masculine embrace (but not in a gay way).
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I can instantly tell when someone hasn't read their Bible and it's obvious you haven't. Anyways, welcome to God's favorite forums!Originally posted by cusotevol View Post
First, we forum members at Landover DO NOT support gay marriage or any thing fag related. We follow the Bible with all our hearts and that doesn't leave any room for us to support homo marriage.
Here are a few verses that talk about how homos are going to hell!
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Romans 1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their woman did change the natural use into that which is against nature.
And like wise the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another: men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Like Brother Harry mentioned, there is a program that LBC created to help men leave their gay ways. This program has worked for many and I'm sure it will work for you if you apply yourself
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Greetings Custovert. Leviticus says you should be put to death because you are a pervert but you are not here so perhaps we should just chat. You have come to a web site of Christians who run this site for fellowship with other Christians. They are Baptists and white people. I am not actually a member of the forum nor am I white man nor am I a Baptist. I am tolerated here due to the friendly nature of these Christians and also I am far away in Wisconsin where they cannot catch me. These white people will try to save you but if they can not save you they will try to catch you.
Jah Guide
TrevorSing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4Comment
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The Lord God has been quite clear: You and your homosexual associate will have to either accept Jesus and willingly forego further sin, or you will have to go to Hell. Further, you are under a death sentence issued by God. Was I you, I would come to Jesus and quick. If that is not your plan, get your affairs in order.Originally posted by cusotevol View PostGod judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Dear Cusotevol,
First, welcome to our forum.
Second, it was clear to every one of us from the get-go that you are a degenerate God-mocker, as your user name spelled backwards (a cheap and obvious trick) refers to your insatiable predilection for oral service to other men. I think it is sick, and not only your disgusting perversion, but also your laughing at us and at Jesus himself.
Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."
We are not as stupid as you think we are. Jesus brought you to us for a reason. If you want to suc so badly, get on your knees and suck Jesus into your heart.
Repent now."Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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