Hello!

[AnotherMedium]

John 1:22 : Then said they unto him, Who art thou? that we may give an answer to them that sent us. What sayest thou of thyself?

You may not know me, but I think I know you. All, loyal, loving followers of Jesus. It amazes me that you all have so much faith. It's very inspiring. So inspiring that it's made me finally come out of the shadows. I've always been kind of nervous about introducing myself until, just recently, I gained the strength to reveal myself as a True Christian™. Every time I could, by God's glorious grace, i've made a heroic effort to attend all of Pastor Ezekiel's amazing services. Yet, I spoke no words. Praise Jesus for letting me find his true words.

Before I found Pastor Ezekiel and his wonderful Church, my parents raised me around a similar caliber with their teachings from Jesus. However, I do not remember much. I know they didn't raise me under that Catlick Crutch and that pedo pope!

Currently I own a windshield business. However, it's hard with so many Mexicants running around. They come in my store and constantly beg for things, like the brutes they are. One day, I attempted to show kindness to one who was mad at one of my workers for throwing away his burrito out of his car whilst we cleaned it out for him. He attempted to punch me! Luckily, I could see it coming. All I had to do was pull out my 47' and shoot the useless Catlick trash in the chest several times. People around me began to praise me for wiping such scum off of the earth after that. I praised Jesus and still do today every time I think about that moment. After all, he created Guns for a reason...

I thank Jesus that I live every day in the beautiful United States. I just wish there weren't so many minorities around me here. They're spreading like cancer. I also thank God for letting me be born with white skin. So, my life includes Jesus every day. I am also a republican. I believe Jesus will let Trump win in 2016 so we can stop this filth in this great country of ours!

My favorite bible verse is Revelation 2:16 : Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth.
As I preach for God against the scum who might be living around me. Athiests. Homosexuals. Disgusting! I thank Jesus for giving me such great word to fight back!

That's all for now. I still thank Pastor Ezekiel for helping me get to a new level of faith and I am exited to be able to share it with you all.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello!

While you should be commended for your heroic attempts to attend Pastor Zeke's sermons, you shouldn't feel too bad about not being able to get past the security. By now you probably recognize that Freehold is a gated community, and not easily permiated. Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and if you thought it was that was hard to get into (Matthew 7:21), you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office. No one comes into our services because they wish it, but only after their Salvation has been guaranteed. This is one of the many reasons we provide our fine pastors' sermons on our forum for free, but pre-membership tithing is always encouraged.

If you mind your manners here and remember your place, you will be welcomed here. The Department of Faith will look very carefully into your activities, online and off, and the activities of those with whom you associate and have associated for an undisclosed amount of time. Working in conjunction with the Holy Ghost who knows your every thought, wish, and dream, the DoF will discern the state of your salvation in good time. A generous tithing plan will help. The pastor's new jet won't pay for itself you know.

Welcome to our forums! Any friend of Jesus is a friend of mine.

[AnotherMedium]

Re: Hello!

While you should be commended for your heroic attempts to attend Pastor Zeke's sermons, you shouldn't feel too bad about not being able to get past the security. By now you probably recognize that Freehold is a gated community, and not easily permiated. Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and if you thought it was that was hard to get into (Matthew 7:21), you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office. No one comes into our services because they wish it, but only after their Salvation has been guaranteed. This is one of the many reasons we provide our fine pastors' sermons on our forum for free, but pre-membership tithing is always encouraged.

If you mind your manners here and remember your place, you will be welcomed here. The Department of Faith will look very carefully into your activities, online and off, and the activities of those with whom you associate and have associated for an undisclosed amount of time. Working in conjunction with the Holy Ghost who knows your every thought, wish, and dream, the DoF will discern the state of your salvation in good time. A generous tithing plan will help. The pastor's new jet won't pay for itself you know.

Welcome to our forums! Any friend of Jesus is a friend of mine.

Thank you for welcoming me. I've seen you around here before. I can't wait to be guaranteed to Heaven! Praise Jesus for giving my life hope, and Praise you for telling me about this DoF. I hope I can prove myself. I bet I can!

I'm also very glad this place is gated. Who knows what could happen if we had no wall to block these filthy people away from our beautiful community!

I just hope Trump builds that wall for America!

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello!

Hello AnotherMedium.

I did not get to visit Freehold until I let Pastor Ezekiel help me go over my Lasting Landover Legacy so I do not think you have met him he has a telephone that can play TV shows.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello!

P.S. I also like John 1 especially John 1:27 if Jesus said One two buckle my shoe John would tell Him he is not good enough to buckle His shoe that is not in the Bible that is in my head.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Hello!

Greetings Mr. Medium. I have been a big fan of your state since I was a small boy in Tivoli Gardens. In my home country which is Jamaica we associate Texas with six shooters and John Wayne. Texas must be very exciting. There is nothing better than a good shootout. Do you have to shoot at Mexican rustlers often? I myself am living in Wisconsin where I am attending the University of Wisconsin but I am not from Wisconsin. I am helping these white people diversify their school by graciously accepting an education from their university as well as a paltry stipend of 400usd a week for my expenses. I am an important dignitary on campus as I have been elected to high office as the President of Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech (We call it the SCSRHS).

Part of my studies is a study of white people and especially white girls. It is this study that has brought me to this web site. I am very curious about your home which is Texas and I would like to know all about the Indian attacks. How big is your ranch? Do you scalp the Indians you must kill? How many oil wells do you have? Do you know Willie Nelson?

I am very pleased to have made your acquaintance Pilgrim.
Jah Guide
Trevor

[AnotherMedium]

Re: Hello!

Greetings Mr. Medium. I have been a big fan of your state since I was a small boy in Tivoli Gardens. In my home country which is Jamaica we associate Texas with six shooters and John Wayne. Texas must be very exciting. There is nothing better than a good shootout. Do you have to shoot at Mexican rustlers often? I myself am living in Wisconsin where I am attending the University of Wisconsin but I am not from Wisconsin. I am helping these white people diversify their school by graciously accepting an education from their university as well as a paltry stipend of 400usd a week for my expenses. I am an important dignitary on campus as I have been elected to high office as the President of Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech (We call it the SCSRHS).

Part of my studies is a study of white people and especially white girls. It is this study that has brought me to this web site. I am very curious about your home which is Texas and I would like to know all about the Indian attacks. How big is your ranch? Do you scalp the Indians you must kill? How many oil wells do you have? Do you know Willie Nelson?

I am very pleased to have made your acquaintance Pilgrim.
Jah Guide
Trevor

Mexicants aren't the only minority I shoot...

[Hank Whitlock]

Re: Hello!

Mexicants aren't the only minority I shoot...

Welcome to God's favorite forums!

We forum members at LBC love to see new faces who show respect and don't support the homosexual agenda.

Mr. Medium, are you a member of the Ku Klux Klan? Your reply to the local forum member pothead sounded like you were a Klansman. Myself, was once a member before I moved to Colorado, were there are no groups.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello!

Well Hi and Howdy there AnotherMedium! I can tell by your introduction that Christ Jesus has led you here with a purpose!

How old are you? Do you have any sons? How old are they? Are they HWP? It's so important that boys are physically fit starting at a young age (1 Corinthians 6:19-20). I have a mobile youth gym inside of the Ice Cream Salvation Truck. Nothing cools off a hot, sweaty boy like Strawberry Sacrif-Ice Cream©!

If you've been blessed with boys, we'll be rolling through Texas in a couple months! Praise Jesus!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello!

Welcome, friend. What shall we call you? AnotherMedium is a mite cumbersome and it would be nice to know your name. What is your congregation? I have passed through Amarillo on the way to the Baptist Encampment at Glorieta, New Mexico several times, though I must stress that I no longer have any connection with the Southern Baptist Convention. Luckily, I am not forced to reside in Amarillo, as it is too dusty for my taste, though it is not as vile as Lubbock, which is nearby. In the more civilized areas of Texas, we refer to that area as "the armpit of Texas". I live in the more salubrious climate of San Antonio, which is thick with Mexicans and Democrats, but otherwise quite pleasant.

God Bless!

[Back against wall]

Re: Hello!

Mexicants aren't the only minority I shoot...

Regardless that this man is a black niggero, I don't believe we have any intention just yet to chase him out of our forum as he has chosen to seek salvation, albeit slowly but I have seen much improvement. I would appreciate it if you did not insinuate that this is your agenda.
Regardless that you have chosen to label yourself a "True Christian™" which may I say is a liberty taken.

We have many ex-niggeroes here successfully converted.

I hope I enjoy your next post more and look forward to the opportunity to read it.

A cautious welcome to you Sir.

Brother BAW.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Hello!

Welcome! It's so gratifying to see someone who doesn't start off with "Hi, I am here to debate you."

What do you think is Jesus's best feature? It like it when he calls himself "Son of Man." It makes me think that God must be really masculine, with a powerful chest, like Thomas Alva Edison. This seems right as I cannot imagine a prissy accountant type creating the world.

[Roland]

Re: Hello!

Mexicants aren't the only minority I shoot...

Hello Another,

Why do you shoot minorities? How do you justify it (scripture)? I ask this because you seem to make it applicable to our Rastafari forum member, who also bases his religion on the Bible (KJV). To me this seems odd. Do you think Jesus was lying in Matthew 22:21?

Kind regards, Roland