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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HEATHENS ITS MR. IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it because they thought they were told too much however it was in the original since the beginning and should be regarded and used and taught because it is word of God
    Young woman, I have ALREADY proved using science that in all probability you are a female lady masquerading as a manfolk.

    Shucks, even non True Christians(tm) on this very forum (God’s favourite) have not been fooled by you.

    Now you expect us to believe that you are an Angle called purine? My clean limbed eager, young Nephew tells me this is in fact a cat food brand

    You don know there is this thing called the electronic information superhighway or the Inter Nets, don’t you? It is easy to verify anyone one’s story

    I typed in Eunice Rice Burroughs and it says you are a 71 year old spinster with a barren womb.

    Did you really think a True Christian(tm) with Jesus on his side could be lied to?

    Well think again, sinner.

    YIC

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it
    My Dear Eunuch. Grice,


    By your own admission, you have been de-manned by the Vatican. This means that you are no longer a man but a eunuch.


    In future I shall refer to you as such so as not to upset you.


    YIC
    TTP.S. Using foul language is an indication of poor education and a poor upbringing.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire
    I thought the administrator of vengeance and fire was the daughter? If it's not I'll have to find another dramatic representation. I'm thinking 19th century, French.
    Revelation 8:7 The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
    There are 6 additional angels. Are you claiming to be this one?
    Incidentally, the horse riding K
    ING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS
    is identified as the creator of Heaven - an event that you deny.

    Revelation 19:11-13 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

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  • DolliMoans
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post

    Basically, do you even comma, bro?
    Clearly not, dear. And apparently he has no comprehension of the proper place for a period either.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it
    I did not know they performed that kind of service.

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    My dear Mrs. Grice,


    Please do not refer to the Apocrypha. It has been excluded from the Real Word of God (KJV 1611). As a goodnight story for the kids, it is rather good though. Puriel appears in the Testament of Abraham. Written in the 2nd Century AD it details Abraham's journey to Heaven.


    I hope this clarifies things for you. Why do you continue to show us all your ignorance?


    YIC
    TT
    HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HEATHENS ITS MR. IM A FUCKING MAN now the Vatican removed it because they thought they were told too much however it was in the original since the beginning and should be regarded and used and taught because it is word of God

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire
    My dear Mrs. Grice,


    Please do not refer to the Apocrypha. It has been excluded from the Real Word of God (KJV 1611). As a goodnight story for the kids, it is rather good though. Puriel appears in the Testament of Abraham. Written in the 2nd Century AD it details Abraham's journey to Heaven.


    I hope this clarifies things for you. Why do you continue to show us all your ignorance?


    YIC
    TT

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
    Your "heavily" name? What in God's name is that? Is Purel the fat name kids called you in school? Sounds like "pearl", like being as round as a pearl.


    Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

    Matthew alluding to pearls next to swine is no coincidence, dear.
    its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire

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  • DolliMoans
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel


    Your "heavily" name? What in God's name is that? Is Purel the fat name kids called you in school? Sounds like "pearl", like being as round as a pearl.


    Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

    Matthew alluding to pearls next to swine is no coincidence, dear.

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  • Roland
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    no God rides a white horse
    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    soon
    Hello Curtis,

    What do you mean by this? Can you quote the accompanying Bible verses?

    Kind regards,

    Roland

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel
    soon
    Last edited by Roland; 05-26-2018, 12:21 AM. Reason: Fixed a spelling error

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Isn't that a lavatory cleaner? Perhaps your spellchecker needs upgrading. Incidentally, does this daughter of your envisioned god ride a horse?
    no God rides a white horse

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Isn't that a lavatory cleaner? Perhaps your spellchecker needs upgrading. Incidentally, does this daughter of your envisioned god ride a horse?

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  • curtisedwardgrice
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    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

    You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

    Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

    You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian™ cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians™ respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

    Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

    I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

    YIC
    My Earth name is Curtis Edward Grice, My heavily name is Purel

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  • DolliMoans
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    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Only a female lady would be so emotionally labile as you appear to be.

    You see, the complexity of the female lower Venusian furrow means that the female brain has to be less complex and this is why they obsess over the soap operas and the reality shows all day long and resort to onanistic self abuse in the evening while eating chocolate.

    Your flighty inability to focus and basing your life on various TV or movies treatments leads an educated man to suspect that you are indeed a female lady person.

    You see, there is nothing wrong with being female that a good True Christian™ cannot fix with a firm hand, the right paddle and the Bible(1611) but you really need to stop feeling as if there is something wrong with being a girly: I and all True Christians™ respect equality and always try to treat women as if they are equal to menfolk.

    Can we settle your real name? Is it Grice, Brice or Rice?

    I think so openness and honesty from you would go a long way.

    YIC


    Maybe she's one of those trannysexuals, hence the patchy beard in her photo. It goes with her instance of being an "angel". Don't all queer folk think of themselves in that way?

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