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This is such a Christian fundamental website and it shocks me that something like this exists. I have not found any solid indication that this site is just some mockery of religious extremists.
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Why would we mock God? Son, I suggest you read the Bible (front cover to back, no skipping bits), and you will then understand just where we come from and what motivates us. You didn't eat Jonah did you?sigpic
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A huge giant whale figures out how to use a keyboard, computer, and the internet, then asks people if they're just figments of its imagination.
This place never gets old.
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Originally posted by ahugegiantwhale View Post
You are hard to understand. What do you mean by your strange comment? You find no indication that we are mocking God. Well, that is just fine. I find no indication that your shoes need to be resoled. Now what?God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Of course. Why would you think this Godly church is a fake?Proverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.Comment
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Find another website anywhere that stays closer to the Bible than this one. I can tell you there is none.Originally posted by ahugegiantwhale View Post
That is how you tell a goofy site from a serious one like Landover Baptist.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Greetings hugegiantwhale. I do not believe that is your real name. White people who like to pretend to be artsy call themselves names like that. They are usually women who believe in crystal power but some are men and they are usually homosexuals. You will probably not get on well with these Baptists. They are home folk not homos.
I myself am not a Baptist because I am Rastafari. That is a different type of Christian and I am here to study these white people. They will grow angry with you if you provoke them. If you are polite you can learn all about average normal American people here. I have gained a great overstanding of Babylon from these people.Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4Comment
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Can I Be A Christian?
I am black. Can I still be a Christian?Comment
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Originally posted by ahugegiantwhale View Post
It's a testament to Obama's failed presidency that a Bible Believing church would shock a person by believing the Bible.
O Come Lord Jesus!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Dear Heathen Jigaboo Sinner;Originally posted by ahugegiantwhale View Post
This is God's favorite forum, and as real as the very fires of hell.
Now then, having answered your idiotic question, why don't you take a moment to properly introduce yourself? Your Christian name, your age, your gender, and the church you were raised in. This is called the INTRODUCTION section for a reason.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Friend, the LORD looks past the color of your skin and straight into your heart, and of course you thoughts (Psalm 139:2). If He fails to see sufficient faith and love and a desire to obey 100% (Deuteronomy 6:5), then your skin will be burned off regardless of what color it is (Revelation 20:15). However, if the LORD finds in your countenance devotion to Christ exclusively (1 Corinthians 6:19-20), then He will answer your prayers (Matthew 21:22), including those of relief from the burden of Ham's curse (Genesis 9:25).Originally posted by ahugegiantwhale View Post
I hope that helps.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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*Sigh* This is what happens when we let the Liberals choose how children are educated. Evidently your retarded Democratic parents didn;t strike you enough as a child. God does not tolerate mockery!Originally posted by ahugegiantwhale View Post
2 Chronicles 36:16 But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.Comment
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How stupid are you? You can see WITH YOUR OWN EYES that this website is real. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a little infant?Originally posted by ahugegiantwhale View Post
Please note there is only ONE valid excuse for being blind: Matthew 5:29.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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