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  • Sarah Jane Watson
    Unsaved trash, lezbean witch
    • Feb 2016
    • 11

    #1

    I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

    Hi, I don't normally agree with conservative white Christians but I know you consider homsexuality a choice. Yes, being LGBTQIANB2SPPO can be a choice. I have chosen to identify as a genderfluid lesbian (pronouns zie/hir/hirself) because I couldn't bear having cishet privilege for much longer.

    I am also a white-passing Native American (Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo) who identifies as Latinx. My personal religion is Native spirituality but my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 1:14-15, which proves that Jesus was of color.

    So anyway, I hope to have fun here trying to debase your cissexist, misogynistic, antiPOC, queerphobic, ableist politics.

    Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Um...

    What?


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Sarah Jane Watson
      Unsaved trash, lezbean witch
      • Feb 2016
      • 11

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Um...

      What?


      *sighs* you cishet white folk have a lot of learning to do...
      Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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      • Des
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2013
        • 2718

        #4
        Re: Hello

        It thinks white as snow means black. We have a tard on our hands, folks.


        p.s. 'genderfluid'-Mercy me!


        Trannyformers, more than meets the eyes. Trannyformers, giney in disquise.


        How do you make that 'fluid' transformation, tardo? Stick your thumb in your mouth and blow until a penis pops out?
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Sarah Jane Watson
          Unsaved trash, lezbean witch
          • Feb 2016
          • 11

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Des View Post
          It thinks white as snow means black. We have a tard on our hands, folks.


          p.s. 'genderfluid'-Mercy me!


          Trannyformers, more than meets the eyes. Trannyformers, giney in disquise.


          How do you make that 'fluid' transformation, tardo? Stick your thumb in your mouth and blow until a penis pops out?
          i am so trigggererd riightt now oh my god wihat ar u saying
          Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Sarah Jane Watson View Post
            *sighs* you cishet white folk have a lot of learning to do...
            I learn everything I need from the Holy Bible. You see, the Holy Bible tells us some things make Jesus angry (Psalm 7:11), and some things make Him nauseous (Revelation 3:16), and some things He hates with the burning furry of a thousand suns. Homosexuality is one of those things dear (Leviticus 20:13), as is cross-dressing (Deuteronomy 22:5), and I'm afraid you're temping Him to pick you up and drop-kick you straight into Hell at any minute for the offense of flaunting your autonomy and free will in such a way that promotes an unbiblical way of what you think of yourself or how you present yourself to the world. You have no business doing that. Your only business is to fear and obey (Ecclesiastes 12:13). You'll be happier this way, and then you can shed this silly play-acting, and start Praising Jesus with the rest of us!

            \0/
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Dolores de Barriga
              Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2014
              • 462

              #7
              Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

              Originally posted by Sarah Jane Watson View Post
              Hi, I don't normally agree with conservative white Christians but I know you consider homsexuality a choice. Yes, being LGBTQIANB2SPPO can be a choice. I have chosen to identify as a genderfluid lesbian (pronouns zie/hir/hirself) because I couldn't bear having cishet privilege for much longer.

              I am also a white-passing Native American (Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo) who identifies as Latinx.
              Hello and welcome to this lovely forum. I believe you have as much right to identify as whatever you want - even green-skinned Martian - as Ms. Rachel Dolezal does. Good for you.

              My personal religion is Native spirituality but my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 1:14-15, which proves that Jesus was of color.
              I am very intrigued. Please do explain, how do white hair and fair skin prove that?

              So anyway, I hope to have fun here trying to debase your cissexist, misogynistic, antiPOC, queerphobic, ableist politics.

              Do you even know what any of these words mean? Or are you using them because it's the hip thing to do?

              Originally posted by Sarah Jane Watson View Post
              i am so trigggererd riightt now oh my god wihat ar u saying
              Good for you, Miss Watson. What you're experiencing right now is also known as learning.
              John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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              • Jim Farmer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2293

                #8
                Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                This witch looks suspiciously like my mother-in-law, who incidentally is white.
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                • Sarah Jane Watson
                  Unsaved trash, lezbean witch
                  • Feb 2016
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                  Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                  Good for you, Miss Watson. What you're experiencing right now is also known as learning.
                  Your refusal to use my preferred title of Mx. constitutes an act of violence!
                  Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                  • Dolores de Barriga
                    Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 462

                    #10
                    Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                    Originally posted by Sarah Jane Watson View Post
                    Your refusal to use my preferred title of Mx. constitutes an act of violence!
                    Your refusal to accept me calling you Miss constitutes an act of violence!

                    You see, I know how to play this game, too. I've dealt with enough undergraduate students to know who's sincere and who isn't.
                    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                    • I Man Rastafari
                      Possibly retarded pothead
                      • Oct 2015
                      • 1019

                      #11
                      Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                      Greetings Sarah. I wish to make you feel welcome so I have sent you a friend request. I hope you will accept it. I also like girls and I am making a study of the white girls here at the University of Wisconsin. They are many and very friendly. I do not hate Jesus and I am sorry that you do. You have used many words that I do not understand even though I am a fluent speaker of English and a graduate of the Methodist School in Kingston Jamaica which is my home. The horse of Roy Rogers was named Trigger. Roy Rogers is very popular in Jamaica.

                      Jah Guide
                      Trevor
                      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                      • Des
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 2718

                        #12
                        Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                        Originally posted by Sarah Jane Watson View Post
                        Your refusal to use my preferred title of Mx. constitutes an act of violence!

                        And you attempting to deny us our First Amendment granted freedom of speech constitutes acts of terrorism and treason. Guantanamo Bay was built for people like you.
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        • amythornton
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Sep 2015
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                          Oh god, one of these. Who's worse, the crazy mysognistic Christians or the people who's labels look like someone played Scrabble drunk and decided to invent it as a word? I honestly don't know.

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                          • Des
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2718

                            #14
                            Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                            Originally posted by amythornton View Post
                            Oh god, one of these. Who's worse, the crazy mysognistic Christians or the people who's labels look like someone played Scrabble drunk and decided to invent it as a word? I honestly don't know.

                            I'm Baptist, not Misogynist.
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

                              Originally posted by amythornton View Post
                              Oh god, one of these. Who's worse, the crazy mysognistic Christians or the people who's labels look like someone played Scrabble drunk and decided to invent it as a word? I honestly don't know.
                              You should like totally be on Twitter, guhfwen.














                              ...anywhere but here...

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